Mumsnet Village Show - An Afternoon Tea Tray for One

[Slubberdegullion]

So here we are again.

So far the rules are:

Tea tray for one

Can include anything you want suitable for a summer high tea (sandwiches, scones, cake, biscuits etc) with suitable cutlery and crockery and the like. (Silver service if you are terribly posh)

Five quid budget (on top of what you already have in your larder).

SlightlyMadScientist is the judge (heaven help us...is she properly qualified???)

Oh and all entries will be anonymous this time (A, B, C etc).

Time limit is 9pm next sunday so we can be judged before bed time.

The rules will obviously be bent or completely ignored but so long as its tea ish then anything goes.

What about if i say to you 8884?

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You're freaking me out now.

pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink

A haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just got the 15th C connection.

And pink.

It's Tigi isn't it?

(Please please) let it be tigi

Right , off to bed now. Just been reading that nasty Pingu thread.
Can the last one out remember to turn the lights out. thanks.

Hang on hang on have we decided on bread then

Well that little guessing game livened up the evening didn't it!
Actaully I do quite like that name. It could grow on me!

who will do the rosettes than? lapin? cal? who will judge?

Well I thought we were doing virtual rosettes from now on (it's all about the pride of winning donchaknow)

Oh I liked NinnyHammer as well btw

Still no one has told me what a gimpdoll is, am I missing something?

Bread is a bit dull, why don't we do a cake/pudding of choice? Then I can do one I made earlier as I'm too busy to do anything new this weekend.

well, you would be happy with a virtual one wouldn't you, after all, you had a real one in the post before. I didn't.

Tweedy! Wherev'e you been, asleep under the table all evening. I was just about to make an executive bread decision.

If you're busy do you want to be judge?

Mrs Tweedy I've already told them bread is dull, but they won't listen. What are your baps like?

Perhaps we should sing a rousing verse of Jeruselem again to wake them all?

Tigi, If you win , I'll make you a rosette. It'll be paper/card mind. But I will put all my creative skills into it.

OK NOT bread then.

A pudding of your choice how's that?

I want a friggin decision by 11pm ladies

thats kind of you to say, but if it's bread wer'e doin, I wouldn't even go out and buy the shiny paper!

wE'VE ONLY GOT THE ROOM TILL 11PM ANYWAY, I THINK. wHO IS EMTYING THE BINS TONIGHT?

Tigi, do you want to do a blessed puding?

sorry to shout...

oh go d is this OVER YET???

I will do bins, you empty the urn.

what, like on a bible/jeruselem theme?