Mumsnet Village Show - An Afternoon Tea Tray for One

[Slubberdegullion]

So here we are again.

So far the rules are:

Tea tray for one

Can include anything you want suitable for a summer high tea (sandwiches, scones, cake, biscuits etc) with suitable cutlery and crockery and the like. (Silver service if you are terribly posh)

Five quid budget (on top of what you already have in your larder).

SlightlyMadScientist is the judge (heaven help us...is she properly qualified???)

Oh and all entries will be anonymous this time (A, B, C etc).

Time limit is 9pm next sunday so we can be judged before bed time.

The rules will obviously be bent or completely ignored but so long as its tea ish then anything goes.

Aww that's a lovely story.

what about a sunday dinner entry?

Thanks slubs, knew you'd like it. A ,lovely story for mONDAY!
Why do they sing that?

Did you call your ds WIlbur in honour.

Sorry laptop now playing up and not letting me on for more than 10sec bursts.

WInston

LOL at Roast dinner. Dh will have a fit

"ffs woman it's bad enough that you've been photographing scones from all angles and made me photograph you sifting flour out of the spare bedroom window (not to mention the calender girls shot of your bare arse taken whilst vsc making ((he vitoed it)), but now you are preventing me from eating my roast beef because you want to take it out into the garden to put it on a doily in amongst the roses"

My marriage would be in tempestuous seas to be sure.

WIlliam?

lol

WIlberforce

WIllie

DH deleted it (because he knew I couldn't be trusted in a 'I've had a couple of nice glasses of wine and I'm on MN and hell why not lets up load a photo of my very white buttocks' manner).

TBH it didn't look too bad. I was quite impressed considering it doesnt get out much.

WIckham (think thats a name)

lol

Do you think a 12 yo boy would eat brie and grape sarnies at school? Bought a packet for 8p in Tesco tonight. Will save me makin them...

er. no. unless he is very sophisticated, and is unafraid of school sandwich mockery.

I'll have them though.

I got some fantastic bargains. Shall i tell?

off you go then

well, dh has got 8 snack eggs for 6p
tuns layer sald 13p
egg and prawn roll 4p
duck pitta thing 11p
carrots and a dip 4p
kids all have the carrots too.
strawberries and a dip 4p too.

oh, and a pot of egg and bacon sandwich filler 8p (was 1.55)
the brie sarnies were 2.55.

perhaps we can do a 'cheapest produce from a supermarket comp next?'

your gasps at my bargains are audible from here.

Bobby bargain.

Your lot should all be off tomorrow to an out door concert with fireworks sitting on a lovely tartan rug eating your picnic goodies.

Not school & work & MN

Well it's a thought! Right I'm off to bed now. Night all!