Can only eat certain colour foods on certain days. What goes with sweetcorn and smash

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I have trouyble with my nerves and can only eat certain colour foods on certain days. My husband is getting fed up of this but I can't help myself. I want to show him I can cook decent meals even while sticking to the proper colour for the day. So what can I give him that goes with sweetcorn and smash, as today is a yellow day?

oh franny it was you!

I had a lovely time planning taasty menus

obviously something which defeats me in daily life pmsl

it's my academic nature i found it quite interesting

and was waiting for someone to come on and talk about mockingpeople with food and obsessive disorder problems

yes that was about the long and the short of it, colditz

blardy excellent, F&Z

Yes zippi you were absolutely superb and I have utter respect for your knowledge of green food

yes I can only agree it was making fun of certain OCD type problems and I hope no-one felt upset

I am a bit OCD myself and found it funny, but it is different when you have started the joke yourself

It is GENIUS

My day is turning out OK actually thanks myslittlestar, I am still in my pyjamas, have eaten almost an entire jar of peanut butter and the kids are watching telly in their pants

PS - Franny eats creme eggs

Pshaw, all the best jokes are offensive to some fucker

only on brown days

(the creme eggs I mean)

I was heavily influenced by the Greeny style of comedy

it was an Homage a Greeny, really

Do you get "brown, white and lurid tartrazine yellow" days?

Honestly, funniest thread I've seen in months

THE DAILY SNAIL - VIEWPOINT

'Frannyandzooey, previously trusted member of the Mumsnet community, was today lambasted as she admitted "It may or may not have been me. I don't care. i hate them anyway, and I smoke at babies"

We beg you Frannie, if not for us, then for the children, don't excite the Mentally Ill. or paedophiles and immigrants will come and camp in our back gardens.'

I was pulling your leg!

Thank you, F&Z - I was walking down the street chuckling to myself about it earlier today!

it actually made me think of ds whom we tease about his hatred of red food..doesn't eat anything red and in fact for a long time only ate white and off white beige food

I have skills in this

I must admit I never ever heard of a diet of any kind that means you can only eat the same coloured food in one day...hm....have not read the whole thread, so, maybe there is an explanation here somewhere already...

Was this thread a wind up...oh...there are days I so wish I wasn't as thick as I am, lol!

This thread was comedy genius! pmsl yesterday when I was reading it

Sorry, it was while we were waiting for news on the SWMNBN mediation, and I thought it might take people's minds off it

lol franny

Very funny!

I was RIGHT then - see how I spotted you early on with my synaesthesia question

[ponders owning up on own hoax thread]

brilliant

Yes I thought you had rumbled me hunker

however you did provide me with the best line of all

very good. i had fun with this.

Yes, it was VERY funny

Lol. Very funny thread. I missed this one on Tuesday.

LOL F&Z that was genius!