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Films that make you angry they're so crap

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Muddays · 08/01/2023 16:31

I'm sorry if this thread has been done lots? But anyway, whilst there are films that are bad and funny for it, there are films that are so bad they make you want to scream. I watched Aquaman the other day and it was jaw grindingly awful. I can't think of a worse recent movie right now but am interested to hear of any that can challenge that monumental pile of guano.

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Badbadbunny · 20/01/2023 10:21

Xanadu

Had the potential to be a blockbuster with Olivia Newton John (hot after Grease) and Gene Kelly (a singing/dancing legend), and was exactly "of it's time" with the rise of roller-disco around that time. Songs written by ELO and John Farrar. What could possibly go wrong? Well the producer and director were clearly incompetent numpties to beggar it up so badly. Why would anyone cast a leading man (Beck) in a musical, when he can't sing nor dance?

LydiaBin · 29/01/2023 19:30

Titanic. I remember feeling furious in the cinema that this was such a incredible set-up - the real life submersible footage, and the detailed set and the sheer immersive scale of it all - and yet the script was so atrocious that you never stopped feeling you were watching a shit film. And that there would probably never be another film made about the Titanic now.

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 30/01/2023 20:18

Part 2 and part 3 of the Hobbit. Didnt need to be 3 parts. They just stretched it out and added randomness to it..like Legolas where did he spring from?!

Sex and the City 2...just wow.

Cats..but it was known to be bad! After the release and reactions dont think many could've gone no expecting oddness..maybe a little less odd then what it was.

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 30/01/2023 20:18

Not expecting*

beguilingeyes · 02/02/2023 14:23

I hated Jojo Rabbit, hated it.
Armageddon. Great song - shit film.
Eat, Pray, Love
The Royal Tennenbaums.

When Harry Met Sally is a work of art..if only for Carrie Fisher and Bruno Kirby. It's also endlessly quotable. Nora Ephron was a genius.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 02/02/2023 14:38

Hot Fuzz with Simon pegg in.I walked out it was dire and not funny.

HoldingTheDoor · 02/02/2023 15:09

The Godfather 3 in comparison with the first two it's terrible. I try to forget that it exists.

elgreco · 02/02/2023 15:49

The only good matrix was the first one. Can't tell the next two apart. Did not even consider watching the last one, especially after watching that mad film they made where Eddie redmayne was the worst villain EVER!

I agree with a pp re the recent little woman film, Florence pugh was way too old. Timothy was a wet blanket, the German husband too young.

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