would you rather be Mentally Normal or fat?

[Mitchy1nge]

oi

yes please then, that sounds delicious

and at the rate at which you prepare hot drinks I have plenty of time to enjoy my lunch first

Hahaha. This time I didn't offer until the kettle was boiling.

Is today's lunch chewable or just gloop today?

heh chewable

it smells good, am sure one is not meant to just put a tuna steak in a dish in the oven (is covered with veg though? and pepper?) but will see how it goes, 2 for £3 in waitrose, bit more calorie-y than eggs but cannot have two omelettes a day (or can I? )

I do have a tuna gloop that I love though, it's a teeny tiny tin of tuna (57g, 66 cals) with 1/2 a small hass avocado ( don't look! let's say 150) and tiny bit of brown sauce, mash and mash and mash into a gloop paste

yum

I'm here briefly. No clinic this afternoon, just paperwork. Lunch was an M&S salad. Have also had two coffees and a tea for which there was no milk. NHS cutbacks!

Bit worried about Enpo and Snowy.

please can other gloop eaters/concoction creators come forward?

I eat yoghurt in various ways but it definitely isn't gloop. I have a friend who eats icing?

We have cutbacks here too - no milk in the fridge. I don't drink much but still...I blame the gtc or whatever it is now and Ebola.

am unable to PM Enpo

really hope she is ok and will be in touch with us if she wants

Snowy was here last night, so maybe is trying the day hospital today?

I've sent her a pm.

I don't like milk in drinks but I can get through quite a lot of powdered milk in the form of, um, gloop - fill a mug with powder and add just a few drops of water and mix to a paste

is a miracle am not 500lbs really

I have milk in tea but only a tiny tiny bit so I can't taste it.

I like skimmed milk in tea but resign myself to semi-skimmed at work. The only milk like option earlier was coffee mate which I politely declined.

My old vicar thought it was ok to just give people powdered milk or coffee mate after church each Sunday. I changed that v quickly.

(coffeemate makes amazing gloop with cocoa powder)

when will enpo come back? what reason could there be (apart from her role as NFL superstar)

she hates us and wishes we were dead
she felt like taking a break

She is busy having a life.

she has a limit of the amount of typing she can do and has overdone it.

She has discovered orange is the new black and cannot post and watch.

Ditto knitting.

She has no internet.

ohmygod I had a dream abut knitting last night, Ted Hughes had these needles (4mm) and there was a special hook on one to attach the other to while not using them

ummm or in a fit of sexually frustrated rage she punched her DP so hard and so frequently she has broken too many bones in her hands

You can get them. That's a real thing.

She is lost wandering round ikea.

oh it did let me send a message

now she can be busy reading all the pms that I thought hadn't sent but, in fact, had

she is x-country skiing on mt etna while lava flows down the other side

:( People are On At Me for not doing things I'm meant to be doing and for being incommunicado :(
Just want to hide

She has discovered that twixes are 4 for 3p in home bargains and has eaten them and therefore cannot type due to fat fingers.

Oh Millie
Can you break things down and do some small jobs?