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would you rather be Mentally Normal or fat?

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Mitchy1nge · 01/02/2015 23:18

oi

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SnowyMouse · 05/02/2015 20:28

and a hot bath and tv.

toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:28

And eeek you lot are making me feel ancient.

Ivytheterrible · 05/02/2015 20:29

I'm pretty old at 36!

Mentalpsychiatrist · 05/02/2015 20:30

Don't worry tooth I'm ancient. I feel every one of my 43 years this evening. I need a bath I think but I can't be arsed.

toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:31

But I kind of like being ancient. An ASW (as was) once muttered that I'd be dead by 25. It has been almost 15 years since I first proved him wrong.

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:31

Only another 25 years to retirement MP.

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:32

What a cunt tooth.

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:33

tries and fails not to think of vagina dentata

Mentalpsychiatrist · 05/02/2015 20:33

Nice thought Enpo Grin

toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:33

I think he was trying to scare the rest of the MH into offering me some help. This being 15 years ago, he never expected me to read the notes.

Mentalpsychiatrist · 05/02/2015 20:33

Oh, that was too retirement, not toothed vaginas '

toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:34
toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:35

My first revelation of madness to current colleagues came when I bolted out of the office when they were discussing various things which can be contained in vaginas.

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:36

Yes you didn't strike me as someone with a thing for toothèd genitals Hmm

toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:37

I keep meaning to NC. I mean, who puts toothpaste in trees?

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:38

Sometimes wish mine had teeth but it would depend on whether that would mean it had to have a sense of taste too, which, no thanks.

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Mitchy1nge · 05/02/2015 20:38

so at 44 I am the most senior and the most immature of us?

am in bath feeling bit sorry for self, tried going out and interacting with people but it didn't work, then the most ridiculous amount of roasted broccoli peppers courgettes 100g feta and loads of spinach followed by some chocolate gloop

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toothpasteinthetree · 05/02/2015 20:40

mitchy I made your omelette for DH and the DCs. All of them really enjoyed - and they are usually the fussiest eaters!

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:41

Have eaten large amounts of fermented foods for dinner, tempting fate, but have discovered modern estimates of therapeutic dose for phenelzine is 1mg per kg so no wonder I still have dreams Angry such a fucking nuisance when there are several out of date sources of into for dosing with a lot of different ideas on therapeutic dose range.

Mentalpsychiatrist · 05/02/2015 20:52

How's the lamb mitchy?

Ennn · 05/02/2015 20:57

2015 year of the sheep

Mentalpsychiatrist · 05/02/2015 21:10

Seems a very mundane animal for China to pick. Should be year of the Komodo dragon or something instead.

Ennn · 05/02/2015 21:14

Wasn't dragon a couple of years ago? There was a big hoohah about it being some kind of special golden dragon?

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Mitchy1nge · 05/02/2015 21:16

is it really year of the sheep? This is the last year for this flock (although he says that every year)

#3 had lamb-time, I was ridiculous and hid in my car so I didn't have to Do Talking

am in a heightened state of fluttery tummy about the half marathon - I'm fat, my calves are disintegrating and I feel horribly underprepared (I'm not but I can't shake the feeling)

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Ennn · 05/02/2015 21:16

Am on treadmill but have eaten far too much yoghurt to run Sad walky walk