Full Mental Normality

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Kubricking it.

All of my housemates drink hot milk or hot milky water. Eugh. I can't be in the same room as them if I know they're drinking it.

It's nowhere near as bad as "festive".

festive is not offensive in anything like the same way as milky

you are a strange one, am looking forward to swapping lives for a day!

It's going to be fascinating.

I will squash your horse though.

I miss MFP already :(

but is not the first time we've been separated for a day

I have been told I have a seat like a heavy corpse (?)

you won't

they all have a lot of bone, are native types

a man could ride them

the rodeo pony is only 13hh but he's fat so even if you have long legs it will be ok

How do they know what a corpse seat is like?

All the wahs, I'm still awake because my arms hurt too much. Sob sob sob.

the brown one doesn't have very good brakes

Frozen wet flannels in food bags or something similarly cooling might help? Your poor arms

:( poor caulk

life is very cruel sometimes

is there a way of being nice to yourself to take your mind off it and because you do actually deserve some kindness?

I've got dressings so it's a case of having to lie on my front of back which I hate, and the dressing things always stretch your arms abnormally straight. So I just can't get comfoetable. And the cat has left me to wallow in self pity so I can't even force to him sleep on my bed.

Obviously I'm just moaning, as I WANT TO BE ASLEEP and I'm not.

would you like the spaniel? when you yawn in the morning he will appear from nowhere and try to lick inside the roof of your mouth, but all of the rest of the time he will keep you warm and safe

?

Why do animals do that? I've had rats that would attempt to clean my back teeth for me.

You'd think there'd be some kind of instinct against putting one's entire head inside a much larger animal's mouth but apparently not.

This was not something I chose , encouraged nor particularly enjoyed, pleas note - I had one rat in particular who would use her pointy-clawed hands to yank at my bottom lip until I succumbed to the pain and opened my jaw, at which poibt shed jam her head in my mouth and pick bits out of my teeth. Niiiice.

Sorry, my typing is appalling and this is the only place on MN I'm comfortable just posting how I type instead of going back over checking for typos

Hooray, am Menstrually Normal. Only six days late.

funny how even when i know it's impossible the Pregnancy Fear is always drifting around the back of my mind like some kind of planarial memory

Cause I knew you were all on tenterhooks I came straight online to tell you

(apologies if TMI)

what marvellous news! Am very happy for you! shall we swap lives when it's over? Am a bit old for that sort of thing

friend bought me tickets to see the prodigy in May (what with me being such close personal friends with Keith Flint having stalked him a bit when he bought a highland pony from someone I used to know nearby) so that's a Nice Thing to look forward to :)

on a less happy note I dreamed I had sex with Jamie Oliver and it was horrible, for one thing he was just propped up against the headboard being all fat and not moving at all while I was on top doing all the work and for another he was incredibly critical and made disparaging remarks about my performance he didn't even have a particularly impressive schlong

I think it's important you tweet him to let him know that that has happened.