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HTT are handing me over

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 12:39

Woop! Just got a call asking if I wanted to be visited today (er, no, ta) and telling me that they're about to call CMHT to hand me over to them. Finally getting off this daily checking up soon I hope Grin

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Mentalpsychiatrist · 03/11/2014 21:16

Sadly the human body doesn't yet come with that feature.

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:21

Look, I promise, version 2, all thisstuff will be fixed. No bloody appendixes and nonreabsorbqble wee

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:22

huh more injustice, that would be useful

(am in the fireplace, post-void smoke time, shhhh)

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:29

No! No injustice Grin just loveliness

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:37

I just invented an incredible 200 calorie 10:30pm snack!

Take 12 beanitos (pinto bean ones in this case) 140 cals and 1 slice of that ready sliced cheddar with hot bell peppers and jalapeños in (59 cals) and make 6 tiny sandwiches of bits of the cheese slice between 2 chips

YUM

Mentalpsychiatrist · 03/11/2014 21:41

I'm off to bed lovelies, I'm knackered. Have a nice evening.

Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:43

sleep well mp, sweet dreams

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:43

Sounds delish

. Sleep well!

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:47

What is priadel? It sounds like a fancy cheese.

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:47

makes a great change from greek yoghurt

prob not so great for bone health but bothered

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:48

Or something to give you really long lasting erections.

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:48

lithi-yum

I love the thirst!

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:48

Lidl Turkish is the best yogurt

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:49

Obey your thirst

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:50

Lithium makes you thirsty? I forgor

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:50

nah mate

fage total 0%

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:50

Didn't they trial it as a table salt substitute?

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:51

0% is rank.

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:51

Fage full fat is as good as lidl Turkish. Maybe better. But I can't afford it.

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EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:52

So I forgot iit existed to protect myself :-D

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:52

they did and it did kill people I think

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:53

Let's hope potassium chloride turns out better.

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:55

I could never add salt to my food

am sure it would taste nicer but feel like I ingest enough salty enough even on this lower dose

EnpoTree · 03/11/2014 21:57

I keep being told to eat more salt. It. Makes no difference to my BP though. Stubbornly low and worse when I stand up. End up horizontal in many interesting places.

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Mitchy1nge · 03/11/2014 21:58

I urgently need to masturbate sleep too

sweet dreams to you too when you get there enpo