An ipad was given away at the school fayre?! Jesus sfx are you Victoria Beckham? It's all mango chutney and bottles of Scheleur at ours....
I didn't say micro penis in my microsite meeting
Agree rhet they are lovely gift ideas for dp, very thoughtful.
peach how does someone steal a sculpture?! I was working at a hotel in a big city centre years ago as a receptionist when 2 guys turned up and aid they had come to take away the 2 rugs in the lobby for dry cleaning, go ahead I said. Cue Head housekeeper yelling 'where have the oriental rugs from the lobby gone?!' Turns out they cost ££££££ and had not been taken away for cleaning at all. ooops.
I feel like randomly posting marathong link on random threads to see is anyone fucking notices I AM HERE!!!! I really only post on this thread nowadays.....
I'd love an Ipad too.
Anyway, the office is full of mince pies, Quality Street, Thorntons chocs ad Hotel Chocolat goodies from suppliers so I need not worry about finding extra calories 
Off to get kit on for my club run followed by chips n beer.