Brexit Arms. Empty Ditch for sale. Interested parties please contact owner by 12th Dec.

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Apparently the usual landlady over ordered on Bar nuts on the last thread. Just step over them if you find them here, as we haven’t had a chance to clear them up yet.

Welcome to all friendly parties!

First drinks are free!

Fab, make mine a very very very large G&T and thanks very much and Happy Not Brexiting Day to one and all!

Lol. A for you @onalongsabbatical

Welcome to the arms.

Hope we are allowed a bit of a laugh at Ditch Day. I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities to laugh at views different to the preferred ones in this pub.

And to Bear. No. It was just the lowest form of wit.

Hi @bellinisurge you are absolutely welcome to some good pub bantz.

Personal insults and goading will result in me hanging up the glitterball.

Ta! I don't need a ditch by the way - looks into ditch, shakes head - not sure you're going to get any takers for that. Still you never know, there's sum rum fuckers around. Cheers!

Although maybe it should be a glittered pumpkin? 🎃

FGS bellini, you were completely and utterly wrong about what you thought I said yet you can’t admit it, preferring instead to do a bit more general poking with your shitty stick.

Morning all.
May I have a hot honey & lemon please? Feeling a bit croaky today!

Morning all. Mine’s an advocaat please, eggs for breakfast

Morning bear!
Morning girl Hot 🍯 and 🍋 winging it’s way to you now! Hope you feel better soon

Is it chucking out time already?

Morning Megan

Advocaat on the bar already for you!

Do you want your eggs ‘uplit sunlands’ side up? Or ‘fucked over easy’

Seems like a Mimosa sort of a morning. Cheers all.

Do you want your eggs ‘uplit sunlands’ side up? Or ‘fucked over easy’

😂

Cheers @howabout 🍊 🥂

Did we leave while I wasn't paying attention?

Oh dear.

9 September, Boris Johnson’s spokesperson told journalists, during the morning lobby briefing, “The Prime Minister is not going to seek an extension."

misti you are doing yourself and your cause absolutely no favours

I can’t believe how goady people are being nor what they think it is achieving

@Mistigri

What are you drinking?

Thank you!
As its Halloween, let's hope for all treats and no tricks 🎃👻🦇
Is anyone else looking forward to the televised debates? Apparently it's just going to be between Boris and Corbyn, which I think is a tad unfair to Jo Swinson.

Cheers one and all. Off to cosy up in the armchair by the fire now!

Morning all!!

Brexit day is becoming quite the tradition! 😂😂

🥳🥂🍻

I shall do my traditional pilgrimage to the offy to get yet another bottle of celebratory Brexit bubbly (my 4th) which join the others in the fridge, waiting in repetitive anticipation of the main event.

“Is anyone else looking forward to the televised debates? Apparently it's just going to be between Boris and Corbyn, which I think is a tad unfair to Jo Swinson.”

I am! Although I do hope Boris keeps his soundbites to a bare minimum 😬! Other than that It should be good fun! Yeah, a little weird to leave Jo out, is that standard with a third party? Im sure third parties have partaken previously?

Do you want your eggs ‘uplit sunlands’ side up? Or ‘fucked over easy’

😂😂😂😂

Actual lol at that 😂

I've gone right off eggs now - even they're against us 😩

Morning @DustyDiamond

A house red for you!

LOVE the pumpkin!

Happy no brexit day one and all! Heres to the next attempt! 😬😂

Probably good for Jo not to be at the debates. Imagine the carnage if Boris and Jeremy decided on a pastiche of "I agree with Nick". The LibDems are the fly in both their ointments atm.

Oh Happy No Brexit Day everyone!