Brexit Arms. Empty Ditch for sale. Interested parties please contact owner by 12th Dec.

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Apparently the usual landlady over ordered on Bar nuts on the last thread. Just step over them if you find them here, as we haven’t had a chance to clear them up yet.

Welcome to all friendly parties!

First drinks are free!

You're so clever...

Yes I am 😍

You, apparently, think that posting memes makes you appear witty and clever.

I really don't want to get into the proverbial "battle of wits with an unarmed man".

“I really don't want to get into the proverbial "battle of wits with an unarmed man".”

Why are you here then? Don’t make me get my glitterball out...

You're probably right. I should leave before my brains dribble out of my ears...

🙌🙌🙌

“You're probably right. I should leave before my brains dribble out of my ears...”

Too late! Clean up at the bar please bar staff!!!!

Bye, Doris, it’s been great as always!

Wow ! Emojis! Is there no beginning to your wit?

settles down with packet of crisps to enjoy the irony of Misti doing Cummings’ work

It’s not even just misti, there’s several of them who I thought were better than that but clearly not.

“It’s not even just misti, there’s several of them who I thought were better than that but clearly not.”

I honestly don’t know why they bother after 3 1/2 years of the same. It’s just so boring and pointless. I think it’s easy to forget, that whilst only a few of us hardy types are still here on the frontline (after a decent period of time out in my case) just trying to chat our way through it all (god knows why ). There are probably scores of lurkers reading, and frankly, how does it look to them?

Anyway, they can fill their boots. It used to upset me (in real life, because, you know, I am a real person, not just a faceless keyboard user), but now I just see it for what it is and laugh.

As always, the arms is open and welcome to all, we serve ale, wine, spirits and snacks in all colours and flavours. But we have one simple rule.

DON’T BE A TWAT.

How are you going to enforce that rule?

Mr Farage is disappointed.

"It is October 31st and we are not leaving the EU.

This is the second big broken promise from a Conservative prime minister in the same year.

We need a clean break now, not a new EU treaty."

🤡

How are you going to enforce that rule?

Most people are self aware enough that it doesn’t need enforcing.

Sadly some people clearly aren’t

Happy Brexit Day!!

Good job BJ changed his mind re that ditch!
The polls are looking good for a BJ Brexit in Jan 🥳

CON: 34% (+2)
LAB: 26% (+2)
LDEM: 19% (-2)
BREX: 12% (-1)
GRN: 1% (-1)

via @Survation, 29 - 30 Oct
Chgs. w/ 18 Oct

CON: 36% (-)
LAB: 21% (-2)
LDEM: 18% (-)
BREX: 13% (+1)
GRN: 6% (-)

via @YouGov
Chgs. w/ 25 Oct

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (+8)
LAB: 24% (-)
LDEM: 20% (-3)
BREX: 7% (-3)
GRN: 3% (-1)

via @IpsosMORI, 25 - 28 Oct

Interesting poll stats there @DustyDiamond

Would that secure a Tory majority under FPTP? Not completely up on my parliamentary majority stats! 😬

I can’t imagine a lib lab coalition happening in reality, but theres always the danger...

Is anyone else irrationally annoyed by Corbyn's pronunciation of 'issues'?
It makes my teeth itch.

I really hope BXP have the good sense to step back in leave areas. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Nigel really needs to have a cold shower and put his carrot away. 🤢 (sorry 😂)

Lol at the mirror and the “islington elite” question.

“Is anyone else irrationally annoyed by Corbyn's pronunciation of 'issues'?”

YY and thanks to @DustyDiamond I can’t fail to notice the weird mid sentence sniff now either! Cheers dusty! 🍻

In the spirit of fairness, I will open a small bar wager on Boris. How many times will he say “get brexit done” in his first electioneering speech?

The winner gets to take home our much beloved “I like pig butts and I cannot lie” dartboard in honour of Dave (DC, not the other Dave) the twat.

a few of us hardy types are still here on the frontline

It's not a war.

Is anyone else irrationally annoyed by Corbyn's pronunciation of 'issues'?
It makes my teeth itch.

I feel you Storyville

I fucking hate it 😩