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Le Tour de France 2016! - MN Peloton takes to the road again!

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thewheelscomeoff123 · 30/06/2016 00:02

Bike Yes it's July almost, which means only one thing. The biggest, craziest, Frenchiest push bike race in the world. Three weeks of riding round France in multi-coloured lycra, sweating, swearing, playing poker on 380 wheels, tears of joy and frustration, in the saddle for about 5 hours per day, up and down massive hills, throwing the odd tantrum. Then going to bed, and getting up in the morning and doing it all again! Questions: Why? Well we just don't know.Grin When? Starts on Saturday 2nd July with a flat bit from the beautiful Mont Saint- Michel on the Normandy coast to Utah Beach, and ends with the sprint finish on the Champs Elysee, Paris on Sunday 24th July. Where do they go? Essentially they ride for 2,200 miles around the edge of France, and wandering a bit into Spain, Andorre, and Switzerland. This is for the sake of going up and down the Pyrenees and the Alps. Which we know as the 'lumpy bits'. There's a route map coming up. There's always a route map. Is it tiring? Evidence suggests it might be. In the 3 weeks the riders consume the calorific equivalent of eating 252 McD's double cheeseburgers. Some of us are both proud and ashamed of the fact we could eat all of that in the 3 weeks without riding anywhere..... So who wins? It's the person who covers that distance in the shortest time. BUT..it's a team game and the winner cannot do it without all 9 team mates. The prize is 500,000 Euros, which the winner will partly hand out to his buddies. Is it on UK tv? Yes, ITV and Eurosport carry a lot of live action and both do a highlights package for an hour or so each evening. Is there a 'virtual' competition where you can 'buy' a team of riders within a budget and see how they do? I'm glad you asked that. here is a link to everything you will need to show off your directeur skills and have a bit of added interest for the race Do I have to know loads about pro-cycling to understand what's going on? Nope. Have a watch, have a read, ask anything on this thread and your layered knowledge will build and you will get so much more out of it. When are you going to shut up and show the route map? Now. Bike
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ThisPanCanCan · 01/07/2016 22:54

hmmmm...I'm a Ronnie fan..but still would love to see Mr Bale win on a bunch sprint!

DramaAlpaca · 01/07/2016 23:01

Aaarrgh! I've just outed my username on here to DH by setting up a mini-league for the two of us. Of course I didn't stop to think it'd be the same team with the same name as my MN one...

He has been forced to promise never to go on MN. Ever. Or I'll dispose of his precious bikes that he loves more than me

Maybe I should just let him join the MN league?

ThisPanCanCan · 01/07/2016 23:05

either
1.Let him join.

OR..

2.you could sell one of his best bikes to me at a ridiculously give away price as a sort of warning.

I'm only thinking of your best interest. Grin

DramaAlpaca · 01/07/2016 23:11

OK, I decided to let DH join. His name isn't actually John McFerris, or anything remotely similar Confused

MrSlant · 01/07/2016 23:12

Let him join! I have two children in the league, both more computer savvy than me which is saying something.

If you are selling bikes off let me know DS1 is very long of leg if you have anything that would suit?

MrSlant · 01/07/2016 23:14

LOVE his team name Grin

DramaAlpaca · 01/07/2016 23:18

DH is most indignant at the thought of his bikes disappearing, poor man.

Unfortunately MrS he is not long of leg, so his bikes are unlikely to fit your DS Grin

ThisPanCanCan · 01/07/2016 23:21

I think Katusa Team may query that name!Smile

Callmecordelia · 01/07/2016 23:21

That team name! Brilliant. Grin

Cumberlover76 · 02/07/2016 08:42

Hello all, I've not managed to watch much cycling either thus year but live the tour. We were at the finish in Paris last year and it was amazing, apart from getting soaked through to my pants whilst waiting on the side of the road in the Bois de Boulonge! But the wine made it fun and we had the pleasure of seeing Chris Froome at the front of the peleton who looked over at us as we yelled his name! Also saw them all on the podium from behind, such an amazing experience. This year we are heading to the Alps and hope to see the final mountain finish in Morzine, soooo exciting! I watched a bit if the presentation yesterday, Sagan (my fave) has very long hair this year!. Hope to catch a bit today too. Can't wait!

Callmecordelia · 02/07/2016 09:12

Anyone else finding the Velogames site isn't working?

MrSlant · 02/07/2016 09:17

I sometimes find the login a bit weird. Fill in my details and it just spends ages looking blankly at me but if I open it in another tab I'm logged in.

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EndoplasmicReticulum · 02/07/2016 09:26

Bike sneaking in to one of the team cars at the back.

Just been reading G's stage by stage guide on BBC website, Bastille day going to be epic this year.

FelixFelix · 02/07/2016 10:22

I won't be joining the league as it confuses the hell out of me! Grin I'll just be here cheering on my love Kittel as usual.

ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 10:43

Felix - would you like me to walk you through it at all?

ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 10:48

Hi Endo and Cucumber - yes I remember your very very wet photos from last year in Paris!

Velo site - yes a couple of times during the Giro it froze a bit - but it corrected itself after a while. I found trying to log on and leaving the tab open worked okay.
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ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 10:53

Felix - IF you'd like to, message me, I will send you my number and we can do it by phone. It can take about 20 mins?
Deadline 11.50am our time. I think.

ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 11:24

Let The Games Begin!Bike__Bike

SaffaQueen · 02/07/2016 11:32

Yay, it's started! Sooooo excited!
Some moms watch Jeremy Kyle on mat leave - pfff, not for me. I had the pleasure of watching almost an entire year of cycling... From TdF 2015, Vuelta & Spring Classics to now!
Predictions?
Yellow - Froome (secretly hoping though for Team Sky to implode & either Quintana or an underdog to win)
Green - Sagan on points, Kittel for most sprint stage wins
Young rider - Bardet or Yates
Mountain - Bardet
Favourites?
Sagan, Steve Cummings, Little Louis, Voeckler
Non-favourites:
Porte (aka Froome Dog's little poodle)

SaffaQueen · 02/07/2016 11:34

Hehe, I have cycled the first 20 km of this stage! Granted, far far slower than this lot, fuelled by cider, Brie & baguette...

ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 11:40

This ceremony is just so.....French!

ThisPanCanCan · 02/07/2016 11:41

Cider brie and baguette - the food of the gods!

MrSlant · 02/07/2016 11:44

Interesting that Aru is a better prospect in the bookies (and velogames) eyes. Be interesting watching Astana over the tour.

Why did I think Mont Saint Michel was still only accessible via a tidal causeway? I must be a bit behind the times Grin

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SaffaQueen · 02/07/2016 11:47

Personally I think Nibbles is... It's just the deal that Aru & Nibali did, where Aru is official leader for the tour reflecting in the odds. Nibbles was to concentrate on the Giro & Aru be his domestique, returning the favour in the TdF. One " bad "stage for Aru & I expect Nibbles to usurp him... No love lost there - think Armstrong & Contador at Astana in 2009.

SaffaQueen · 02/07/2016 11:50

Love G Thomas too. Pity he will only be a GC super-domestique or classics man at Sky. Would love to see him have a GC crack elsewhere... D Data or Rek?