Given that Simon C aged about 20 years while he was Minister for Foreign Affairs, I'd worry about being Taoiseach making him an octogenarian overnight. (I take his ageing personally because we are exactly the same age...)
He's rural, though, but in a gentleman farmer/yacht-owning/vicinity of Crosshaven/RCYC-member way. I think he lives in Cobh now.
Anyway, if you go to Clongowes, you have to hand back your Cork credentials, even if you got expelled and repeated in Bruce.
Kate Middleton having Leo's baby has cheered me up no end. 😀