Gav - where are you?

[Beepbopadooda]

I thought the announcement was at 4pm?

I'm watching the BBC news channel as they showed Matt Hancock's announcement but Gav isn't on here either.

Yes I wondered this.

Doesn't Gav know the whole of Mumsnet is on tenterhooks?

Doesnt seem to be on parliament either

He'll have to be careful or he'll make Boris' speech late 🤔

Anyway. Let's pass the time. Snog Marry Avoid: Hancock, Gav and Boris?

Sky are reporting a couple more questions for Hancock first.

Sky news have just said Hancock has 2 more questions from MPs then Gav is up

Hopefully it's because they are rethinking the "let's send primary schools back cos fuck them" approach which has been leaked.

Wonder if they've delayed it as they've just seen the reported deaths for today is 981..

Oh, obviously not then...

Avoid all three!

I’m listening to the Houses of Common on their website and MH is on at the mo. Are Gav and Boris doing their speeches there or at a Downing Street briefing?

@Beepbopadooda

Anyway. Let's pass the time. Snog Marry Avoid: Hancock, Gav and Boris?

Avoid all three!

I would marry Hancock, he seems the best of the bunch. Snog Gav but I’d have to be drunk. Boris, there is no amount of gin in the world.

@Theunamedcat

Avoid all three!

Most definitely 🤣

Snog Gav, marry Boris (then run off with half his money), avoid Hancock - he has such a punchable face.

Avoid Boris
Erm...

@Theunamedcat jinx!

Seriously if probably punch the lot of them

@Beepbopadooda

Anyway. Let's pass the time. Snog Marry Avoid: Hancock, Gav and Boris?

Honestly, I’d have less issue doing snog, marry avoid with West, Sutcliffe and Shipman than those three 😂

My daughter said its snog marry kill anyway

@Plsv87

Snog Gav, marry Boris (then run off with half his money), avoid Hancock - he has such a punchable face.

Yes. This is good thought out plan. I get the vibe Hancock would be a bit of a slobbery kisser and I'm not sure why.

@Beepbopadooda

Anyway. Let's pass the time. Snog Marry Avoid: Hancock, Gav and Boris?

🤢

@EreLongDoneDoDoesDid your comment has made my day

No respect have they?
We are all waiting.
I have planning to do but need to know what I’m planning for.
I’m also bloody scared. Year 6 apparently don’t get it but suddenly they go to secondary and boom. Some of those year 7s are mere days older than my lot.