Gav - where are you?

[Beepbopadooda]

I thought the announcement was at 4pm?

"Matt Hancock seems like a man that cries after sex"

This! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Passmeabottlemrjones

Matt Hancock seems like a man who cries after sex.

Hilarious!

Can anyone update?

Come on Gav, hurry up! What's happening with year 11?

Is the list available ?!

Oh my god he really does

Poor Matt 😂 I can totally picture that, he also looks like he likes a finger up the bum too

I honestly can't keep track of what he's saying. Can't someone just give him a list of bullet points to read instead of this endless impenetrable ramble?

What did he say? Small ears in the room so can’t listen live.

Has he menioned nurseries yet

He's from Scarborough apparently.

I think he's trying to mask it, the idiot. I love a natural regional accent, me.

Where are you all watching it?

@GCAcademic

Good point, but Rishi wasn't in the game...

Clear as mud!

He might be able to complete a sentence coherently if he just spoke in his natural accent.

Year 11 and 13 back on 11th everyone else in secondary back on 18th

@SpunBodgeSquarepants

Where are you all watching it?

I'm on Sky

Same @Orangesamphire. Too unwieldy to follow this. I think if he's saying specific areas will be remote learning only he should be outlining that not saying he'll pop it on the website at some point.

@AppleKatie

What did he say? Small ears in the room so can’t listen live.

I don't think he's swearing much

Wtf is all this rambling Gav sounds like a priest!!!

@Plsv87

"Matt Hancock seems like a man that cries after sex"

This! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing at this

Some primaries will be re-opening to key worker and vulnerable children only in the most affected areas.
A list will be available on the government website later today.

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@JamieLeesCurtains

He's from Scarborough apparently.

I think he's trying to mask it, the idiot. I love a natural regional accent, me.

He's very Frank Spencer-esque

I'm watching Disney+ and relying on you lot to tell me what's going on (and where I am working from on Monday).