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Gav - where are you?

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Beepbopadooda · 30/12/2020 16:07

I thought the announcement was at 4pm?

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Plsv87 · 30/12/2020 16:19

"Matt Hancock seems like a man that cries after sex"

This! 😂😂😂😂😂

Delta1 · 30/12/2020 16:19

@Passmeabottlemrjones

Matt Hancock seems like a man who cries after sex.
Hilarious!
BluemoonIsawyou · 30/12/2020 16:19

Can anyone update?

AKissAndASmile · 30/12/2020 16:19

Come on Gav, hurry up! What's happening with year 11?

Delta1 · 30/12/2020 16:20

Is the list available ?!

DinosaurDildo · 30/12/2020 16:20

Oh my god he really does Grin

Indecisive12 · 30/12/2020 16:20

Poor Matt 😂 I can totally picture that, he also looks like he likes a finger up the bum too

OrangeSamphire · 30/12/2020 16:20

I honestly can't keep track of what he's saying. Can't someone just give him a list of bullet points to read instead of this endless impenetrable ramble?

AppleKatie · 30/12/2020 16:20

What did he say? Small ears in the room so can’t listen live.

Jenasaurus · 30/12/2020 16:21

Has he menioned nurseries yet

JamieLeesCurtains · 30/12/2020 16:21

He's from Scarborough apparently.

I think he's trying to mask it, the idiot. I love a natural regional accent, me.

SpunBodgeSquarepants · 30/12/2020 16:21

Where are you all watching it?

Plsv87 · 30/12/2020 16:21

@GCAcademic

Good point, but Rishi wasn't in the game...

Workyticket · 30/12/2020 16:21

Clear as mud!

OrangeSamphire · 30/12/2020 16:21

He might be able to complete a sentence coherently if he just spoke in his natural accent.

Titsywoo · 30/12/2020 16:21

Year 11 and 13 back on 11th everyone else in secondary back on 18th

Crunchymum · 30/12/2020 16:21

@SpunBodgeSquarepants

Where are you all watching it?
I'm on Sky
WhoLettheCatOut · 30/12/2020 16:22

Same @Orangesamphire. Too unwieldy to follow this. I think if he's saying specific areas will be remote learning only he should be outlining that not saying he'll pop it on the website at some point.

JamieLeesCurtains · 30/12/2020 16:22

@AppleKatie

What did he say? Small ears in the room so can’t listen live.
I don't think he's swearing much
DinosaurDildo · 30/12/2020 16:22

Wtf is all this rambling Gav sounds like a priest!!!

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Beepbopadooda · 30/12/2020 16:22

@Plsv87

"Matt Hancock seems like a man that cries after sex"

This! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing at this
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Ilovenewyear · 30/12/2020 16:22

Some primaries will be re-opening to key worker and vulnerable children only in the most affected areas.
A list will be available on the government website later today.

OrangeSamphire · 30/12/2020 16:22

@SpunBodgeSquarepants live on twitter

ReesMoggsGlasses · 30/12/2020 16:22

@JamieLeesCurtains

He's from Scarborough apparently.

I think he's trying to mask it, the idiot. I love a natural regional accent, me.

He's very Frank Spencer-esque
Plsv87 · 30/12/2020 16:22

I'm watching Disney+ and relying on you lot to tell me what's going on (and where I am working from on Monday).