Gav - where are you?

[Beepbopadooda]

I thought the announcement was at 4pm?

He's on.

Marry hancock, snog Gav?

@Beepbopadooda

Anyway. Let's pass the time. Snog Marry Avoid: Hancock, Gav and Boris?

Snog - Hancock I could close my eyes and think of Britain as they say Marry - Gav, he's that much of a wet lettuce you could bitch slap him into your way of thinking Avoid - Boris for obvious reasons he's had that many women he's probably riddled

There he is

He’s on now...

Matt Hancock seems like a man who cries after sex.

The knobber is on now

Can he not just get to the point

What is going on with his accent?

Get on with it Gav

He sounds like he is trying to suppress a natural regional accent. Why? 😂

Doesn't he speak in an odd way?

@beepbopadoba

Yes I agree and he would also shove a hand up your jumper immediately.

Get to the point

He's a northerner int he?

We need this list!

Thank god for that.

@Plsv87

Snog Gav, marry Boris (then run off with half his money), avoid Hancock - he has such a punchable face.

I don’t think Boris has that much money, does he? It’s all going on child support to fuck knows how many kids.

Phew!

@Passmeabottlemrjones

Matt Hancock seems like a man who cries after sex.

This made me split my tea out!

For what? Can’t watch it

That list! If its not long, read it out

@Beepbopadooda

We need this list!

I doubt they’ve even written it yet

What has he said?

Matt Hancock seems like a man who cries after sex
I know what you mean 😅😅