Another Press Conference this afternoon ....

[MagicSummer]

Just been announced. What this time?

Maybe France are annexing us and turning us into an island facility for leper’s and asylum seekers? They’d like nothing better.

@nicky7654

I'm gonna watch Only Fools and Horses instead. Nothing better than a good laugh at Rodney while eating chocolate. Boris can wait!!

Saw this meme on line with a photo of the main characters ' this time next year Rodney we will be in tier 9' ! (I do hope not!)

Bollocks

What else is made in France

I have got La Rochere glass stockpiled
Le Creuset
Champagne
Onions
Garlic
Snails
Goose fat
Fois Gras

I must be missing something really obvious

@GroundAlmonds

Maybe France are annexing us and turning us into an island facility for leper’s and asylum seekers? They’d like nothing better.

We are now a ' plague island 'according to the Spanish!

@GroundAlmonds

Maybe France are annexing us and turning us into an island facility for leper’s and asylum seekers? They’d like nothing better.

We have a frenchman in the family- do I need to send him back?

@lockeddownandcrazy

I have a hair appointment tomorrow - the first in more than six months, if he cancels it I will personally drive to london and rip off his bits!

I'd pay money to see that!

We are now a ' plague island 'according to the Spanish!

Well they have Ibiza -only fair we should have a plague island too

I feel like I in some nightmare horror film and cannot get out, every day is worse than the one before

What are they going to say now?
More doom and gloom no doubt :(

@GroundAlmonds

Maybe France are annexing us and turning us into an island facility for leper’s and asylum seekers? They’d like nothing better.

Don't ground almonds come from Spain?

You have to go back

It's the hairdressing that will drive any revolution. Like bread was to the French.

Tier 4 for whole country. Mainly to stop people leaving Tier 3 and going to hospitality in Tier 2.

Possibly schools closing.

Dunno🤷🏼‍♀️Could go on for ever really....

Brexit
Shortages
Vaccine
Xmas
France
Lorries
Weather
Flying cows
Anything is game at the moment

What happened to Allegra Stratton? Isn't she supposed to do (TV) press briefings?

Perhaps we could have the Spitting Image puppets do them to bring a smile to our faces.

Boris is going to cancel all of our birthdays.

@timeforawine

Could bloody well cry now. I've remained ok all the way through, not let it upset me or depress me but this has tipped me. I feel sick :-(

I was like this on Saturday. A bit of a wreck Now? Let's try to stay positive. One day at a time. It's all any of us can do.

My money is on full Uk lockdown from Boxing Day.

Is the press conference still going ahead?

What time is this expected?

@Aquamarine1029

Boris is going to cancel all of our birthdays.

I think you've called it Aqua.

I think it's lockdown everywhere. Very unfair if you've never really come out of lockdown :( or been ok in tier 1 or 2 etc.
I got my hair trimmed the other week.
It was bliss for half hour.
My poor hairdresser has had a bad year.
It is all just shit isn't it?

I have got La Rochere glass stockpiled

This is a joke, right?

I just cant see what the other countries are trying to achieve with this panic. Surely Jan/Feb last year made it clear that you cant out run it - it is already on mainland Europe it is going to get there

We should be working together to figure out how to get through this

@VaccineMan

I have got La Rochere glass stockpiled

This is a joke, right?

Well it was but the le creuset and goose fat was genuine.

i would have thought a low profile would have been the best thing now, but it must be something to do with looking good as the tory press have turned against him. so I reckon nothing on more lockdown but a 'plen of ection' about the blockade?

My guess is Boris will announce that Brussels sprouts are banned this Christmas, all the wind created by them could increase the risk of covid.