Another Press Conference this afternoon ....

[MagicSummer]

Just been announced. What this time?

@ClaireP20

No matter what side of the political fence you sit on, you wouldn't want to be Boris right now would you..

No way would I want to be a politician or the PM ever. (Boris Johnson wanted the top job and I can only think ' Karma' or be very careful what you wish for in life..)

@RelightMyPfizer

Bollocks

What else is made in France

I have got La Rochere glass stockpiled
Le Creuset
Champagne
Onions
Garlic
Snails
Goose fat
Fois Gras

I must be missing something really obvious

Wine!

Don't ground almonds come from Spain?

You have to go back

I do have Spanish heritage actually. Also Flemish & Italian, and I’m happy to go wherever, but not if I had to cooperate with France’s racist refugee-shuffling policies.

We have a frenchman in the family- do I need to send him back?

If you like him, maybe stick him in the shed until it all blows over?

CEV parents can homeschool till they get the jab

@Ellieboolou33

My guess is Boris will announce that Brussels sprouts are banned this Christmas, all the wind created by them could increase the risk of covid.

Great, just realised that I forgot to order brussel sprouts for the Christmas dinner.

Some posters on MN are just loving this IMO.

@Dongdingdong

Some posters on MN are just loving this IMO.

I doubt anyone in the country is “loving this”. Maybe some very specialised pandemic perverts, I guess?

Got to laugh though, eh?

RelightMyPfizer

Fromage!

@Dongdingdong

Some posters on MN are just loving this IMO.

Laugh or cry?

Got to laugh though, eh?

Errr, no, not really.

Well I do. I have to laugh and open the bourbon.

Well I do. I have to laugh and open the bourbon.

Now the second bit I can get behind.

@cantdothisnow1

RelightMyPfizer

Fromage!

I need to go back to Waitrose with a bigger car

There is a lot of French Cheese to stock up on.
That very odd soup in a jar which look vile but tastes quite nice as well.

@Dongdingdong

Got to laugh though, eh?

Errr, no, not really.

Humour is LITERALLY the only thing keeping me sane today.

I thought Brussels sprouts are banned by definition. We are leaving the EU after all.

@ChardonnaysPetDragon

I thought Brussels sprouts are banned by definition. We are leaving the EU after all.

😂😂

Currently the BBC has it scheduled 16.50 - 18.00

@ChardonnaysPetDragon

I thought Brussels sprouts are banned by definition. We are leaving the EU after all.

But they are root vegetables dear, we can grow them here.

Perhaps they need to be ceremoniously be renamed.

@GroundAlmonds

Well I do. I have to laugh and open the bourbon.

American?

You might need to be rationing that.

I can knock up an illegal still if you can get the corn.

@CuriousaboutSamphire

Currently the BBC has it scheduled 16.50 - 18.00

Fab. Wine and chocs at the ready

@ChardonnaysPetDragon

I thought Brussels sprouts are banned by definition. We are leaving the EU after all.

They come from Norfolk Obviously no-one to plant any next year or harvest them of course.

@CuriousaboutSamphire thank you.

@Dongdingdong

Some posters on MN are just loving this IMO.

Or maybe they are just trying to make the best of it? It can't be changed so we have no choice but to get on with it. A negative mind will never make a positive life.

Perhaps it will be Boris belting out ‘O Come all Ye Faithful’

Audience of 1 for that then.

American?

You might need to be rationing that.

I know. Luckily I’m a lightweight so it lasts.

I can knock up an illegal still if you can get the corn.

That’s a deal.