Another Press Conference this afternoon ....

[MagicSummer]

Just been announced. What this time?

His hair! He looks like he's been pulled through a hedge😂

@CremeEggThief

Eh? Kier as in care! Tier rhymes with care!

Example please?

Bear rhymes with care?
Tier rhymes with beer? (or bee- ur)

Obviously the stress and worry of this year is causing his hair to fall out : it's looking sad.

Why doesn't his girlfriend get hum some styling wax or putty? A bit on the ends before going on air would soon sort out that fly away look.
Surely they have stylists?

@Iremembertheelderlykoreanlady

I think I saw a little half smile with that "alas" I reckon his Mrs has been on Mumsnet, and has reported back

I thought that, he definitely knows we are waiting for it.

Shapps' hair is weird.as well

although I'm not certain I've got room to criticise

This is a genuine comment!, I actually think he is purposely styling his hair to distract us from what he is saying. I haven't listened to a word he has said I've just realised.

What is the point of this presser? Why have a COBRA meeting if everything is under control?

Bear, bare and beer are all pronounced and sound the same to me.

Just like hair, hare, hear and hear.

@likeamillpond

Why doesn't his girlfriend get hum some styling wax or putty? A bit on the ends before going on air would soon sort out that fly away look. Surely they have stylists?

I think it already is. But just to look deliberately messy.

@Gobacktothe90s

This is a genuine comment!, I actually think he is purposely styling his hair to distract us from what he is saying. I haven't listened to a word he has said I've just realised.

He's not really said anything other than everything in Kent is under control and there's only 170 lorries to sort out.

Grant Shapps is an odd one.
He seems too smooth and strangely detached from proceedings. I can't explain what it is that concerns me about him.

@SixesAndEights

What is the point of this presser? Why have a COBRA meeting if everything is under control?

Well he needs to prove that he does actually attend the odd COBRA meeting after binning them off earlier this year.

This is a genuine comment!, I actually think he is purposely styling his hair to distract us from what he is saying.

I agree

Ohh will the London refugees need to isolate?

If the lorries have reduced from 500 to 170 where have they gone? Are they all locked up in a car park?

Drink !

Another alas

Course he’s doing it as a distraction - the more platitudes that are needed the worse it looks

It’s part of him trying to come across as a bumbling do-gooder rather than the manipulative cuntweasel he is.

Alas.

its his birthday well thanks for that boris i really coldnt give a shit

Alas

We really need to know its his birthday

ALAS BINGO!

Alas

Happy birthday monsieur macron