Another Press Conference this afternoon ....

[MagicSummer]

Just been announced. What this time?

Waffle, waffle, bumble bollocks.

• It is? (key- ur) like tea-ur

After Kier Hardie

Sir Keir Rodney Starmer

And Rodney after Rodney Trotter.*

Mind Blown!!!!! 🤯

"Steering clear" arf very good 😂

Alas. Drink.
We'll all be shitfaced by 5.30pm

'Boris lost his comb again, I see.'
It'll be with his watch.

@WrongKindOfFace

Waffle, waffle, bumble bollocks.

Oh is the tosspot on then?

@PicsInRed

"Steering clear" arf very good 😂

I also laughed at that.

Even my usually quite unobservant 11 year old DS who combs his hair about once a fortnight commented on BJs hair !!

Keir Hardie is also Keir not Kier.

Just put it on, what did I miss?

They seem to be talking about motorways....

Why is BBC pushing the chaos in Dover line, the live pictures show a couple of cones and a few vehicles moving calmly

Because that's the BBC for you; even if there's a little chaos you can guarantee they'll make a dreadful headline out of it

170 lorry drivers peeing in a bottle.

Eh? Kier as in care! Tier rhymes with care!

I think I saw a little half smile with that "alas" I reckon his Mrs has been on Mumsnet, and has reported back

They knew about this new strain last Monday but Friday they decided to act?
Boris Johnson does look poorly today I think ( alas)

Clearly avoiding the subject of why we are prepared for this problem in Kent.

"Kent Resilience Forum"

Something of nothing.

God he’s conciliatory tone worries me 😬

@juneybean

Keir Hardie is also Keir not Kier.

I realised that as soon as I posted it!

@CoronaIsWatching I’ve been near there today and it’s chaos trust me. Perhaps not right at the dock where the reporter is but the surrounding area is full of lorries, the M20 has lost lanes to queuing traffic and lorries are driving on narrow routes to find ways around and lorries are parked in random places. I’m not getting into an argument about it but the port of Dover being shut cannot cause anything other than chaos

I am just staring at his hair

Boris' hair could power a 25w bulb.

Jeez, you DEF need new glasses!!!! It's a fucking mess. Grant Shapps hair looks wrong to me now, has he dyed it? Just looks like a dark fuzz to me. I've been putting off the eye test as they get so close, trying to hang on till I get the jab but maybe I can't. I've had to stop watching foreign films as I can't read the subtitles.

So boris isn't actually answering questions then 🙄