Another Press Conference this afternoon ....

[MagicSummer]

Just been announced. What this time?

@HMSBeagle

I thought it was Kier as in tier.

My bad

It is? (key- ur) like tea-ur

After Kier Hardie

Sir Keir Rodney Starmer

And Rodney after Rodney Trotter.

@CoronaIsWatching it is chaos that why

I know go back. Its worse than usual. Distraction technique frin the general shitshow?

We're in tier 4. Not sure how much more stricter the rules can be?
Dont leave the house at all and MN zealots will put together a ration parcel to be delivered to you -including dry bread 3 tsp milk and "a massive salad"

Boris lost his comb again, I see.

@Gobacktothe90s

Boris hair!

I know, wtf?

He sounds quite upbeat, which probably means we are screwed.

Looks like his hair is comibg out in chunks

What must people think of us.

[quote Lifeispassingby]@CoronaIsWatching it is chaos that why[/quote]
Even the reporter on the scene refuted that

Has he combed his hair? I'm not sure as I need new glasses but it looks a bit tidier to me. It must be serious if it warrants hair being combed.

@PandemicPavolova

Whatever you think of Boris, I wouldn't want his job right now.

I bet JC is laughing his head off and being washed by deep waves of utter relief. What a time to be a PM! He thought he would ride to a beautiful brexit exit, on the crest of the nations jubilation.
He's up to his neck in sinking sand, flaying around in covid, devastation, crumbling economy, now ports closed he's even had his own dose of covid and ended up in icu....

His moment of glory Couldn't be further than what he ever envisaged!

Indeed. Macbeth describes his intended murder of Duncan as a 'poisoned chalice'; Johnson's Pmship is the equivalent. He got what he asked for.

ALAS

There's the alas!!

Fuck sake. His hair. I'd hope no one in my house would let me go to the corner shop looking like that. Let alone on national TV

Alas !

'British supermarkets are robuuuuuuubhjggjst'

As predicted, the moment at which the nation panics and heads to the shops.

@ancientgran

Has he combed his hair? I'm not sure as I need new glasses but it looks a bit tidier to me. It must be serious if it warrants hair being combed.

Jeez, you DEF need new glasses!!!! It's a fucking mess.

Alas. Drink.

“Swift and decisive action” on the new strain?

They’ve known about this since fucking September

"Everything is under control, we are fabulous and are prepared for this because we are strong and robust. Nothing to see here, we took prompt and decisive action. Our friends around the world have nothing to worry about"

Looks like his hair is comibg out in chunks Oh is that why it looks a bit tidier to me. I must go to the opticians in January, the world is a bit of a blur. Then again maybe the world being a blur is a good thing at the moment.

I'm already shielding. Do I need to hide in the cellar.

Nobody likes us
Everybody hates us

Going down the garden to eat worms

(alas)

@Purplethrow

Alas !

Soon as he said that I knew we were fucked.