to be a bit tongue in cheek for light relief..... the one good thing about corona virus....

[ACautionaryTale]

Its shut the climate emergency nutters up.

I have no excuse any more for not sorting my back garden out. (Not a euphemism! )

I'll save a fortune on make up.... no point putting it on if only the DC will see me

When nappies have run out will attempt potty training again. Also leaving all my cleaning for a while and saving it for the inevitable 14 day isolation

@BruceAndNosh

No sport :-D

I dont have to work with somebody on a project who really irritates me. The project was cancelled.

Its shut the climate emergency nutters up.

Well, no, because of the major advantage it is conferring of cleaner air with fewer planes and less traffic around.

Currently in self isolation with a horrendous cough. 1 I'll save money as I'm not going anywhere and 2) I'll lose weight as my cough keeps making me vomit. Also lots of quality time with the spouse and sprogs. And we'll probably get to do a nice bit of spring cleaning once I've stopped coughing my guts up.

just completely ignoring the worry over numerous vulnerable family members and many cancelled holidays and plans and the impending cabin fever

our house should be cleaner with all this extra time on our hands

Well save about £150 a month on petrol (but not sure how much on gas & electric being in all day)

Seems to have cleared the pollution, and less planes OP maybe Greta is being heard

Can keep overbearing mother and MIL away from the me and the birth if I do have DD2 in the hospital (due 27th April). Don’t have to share my baby with anyone but DH for the foreseeable future. Can actually recover in peace as a family and enjoy our new baby. No one is coming in my house unless it’s an emergency until this all blows over and local hospital will not allow anyone in aside from father/1 birth partner

Extroverts will have to fit in with a society designed for introverts rather than vice versa.

And think my DS would actually appreciate an extra couple of months to get up to speed for A-levels, if they are indeed postponed.

My husband is working from home until further notice so he'll be around to help wrangle the children into bed every night.

Some of those DIY jobs will get done around the home at last!!

School Easter fair cancelled so we don't need to panic-make an Easter bonnet this weekend 😆

I'm not doing as much washing. We're all indoors so not getting sweaty, DD isn't getting through loads of school uniform & mainly staying in her pyjamas

Another one for no meetings at work

Work for the NHS we would have a meeting over a broken pencil

But we are having Skype meetings 🙄 so not totally got away with it

Having to self-isolate and work from home means I’m getting through the backlog.

I found out the difference between a temperature and a fever. I've wanted to know that for years!

The gym is empty! I don't have to book a class!

I can go for a run during daylight hours!

I don’t need to deal with colleagues breath!

I am actually cooking

Reduced traffic at work!!!

Extroverts will have to fit in with a society designed for introverts rather than vice versa

^This. I don't have to make excuses not to 'people' now

Marathon cupboard-sorting sessions can't be avoided any longer....