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By the power of greyskull positive thought lets make Scorps duffed Oh and some more sacrifices to the altar of GoddessLyra - who can we give her next?

How are you doing today Muser?

pmsl Gaspar.

we've spent so much time together we've even synchronised our threads. Both PESH and BESH found new homes today. Maybe it's a sign?

(yeah, that we all spend far too much time on here )

Can you get magnums of gin? Perhaps the goddess lyra would like that? (hope your dad gets home asap)

muser fanks for new fred. nearly the end of the week - hope it's flown for you despite being a tough prospect at the start.

Bah, I'm having a little panic - my little sis is 36 wks pregnant with first child (IVF) and has been taken into hospital today, with chest pains, high blood pressure, vomitting. They are not sure whether she has pre-eclampsia or gallstones. They are going to keep her in overnight and do a scan this afternoon to try and diagnose. Baby is fine though, thank goodness. I think I may have to resort to cleaning the house this avo so I don't worry think about it too much.

Am lurking like a lurking lurker. Am currently slaughtering a chicken and draping self in glistening entrails to ensure diffment of Scorpy.

Nip-twangs and headbangs all round.

Your poor sis poo! Hope she's ok. It would not be so bad if they have to deliver at 36 weeks though, would it? I was born at 37 and turned out ok. Well, that's debatable, but you know what I mean. I'm not actually sure how they handle pre-eclamp. It's not something I've read up on yet. Either way, I hope she feels better soon and it's not too stressful a time for you all.

The week has gone very fast Grumpy, it's been ok.

I hope your sister is ok Polly I am also sending get well soon thoughts to lyra's dad.

Thanks Gasp, I'm sure she will be fine - like you say at 36 weeks it shouldn't cause too many problems if baby comes early. Just a bit worrying in meantime. I can't just go and visit either as we are an hour and a half away and Iris is now in bed (probably for the next two and half hours - preschool wears her out!).

xpost, Thanks Muser. Ed liking the voodoo chicken sacrifice idea - can you do one for my sis as well? Pretty please?

polly sorry to hear that - hope she is ok

gaspa - you read my mind, i was totally singing that (tho not ezack words) soon as saw fred title

muse glad you got through the week ok, have a flaming sambuca in celebration

head that's quite an image you have imprinted on my mind for the rest of the day

sal credit must go to scropey who supplied the tune yesterday. I'm just staking a claim on the lyrics

I missed that - what is the tune?!

Wig Wam Bam by - er - Black Lace?

I have also got We Want Gusset-Watch.com! We want Gusset-Watch.com! Gusset, Gusset, Gusset, Gusset! We want Gusset-Watch.com! in my head. And now you have too.

bitch!

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves
All. Day. Long.

poo I just beheaded a black hat and am gazing down its hollow neck scrying for signs. All looks good. I can also supply a very soft pair of fur-lined mittens, if anyone's interested.

CAT!

fucking hell.

Oh please let it be a hat. I have a little black cat and I want no cat killings here!

I go out for like three hours. Where's it gone, where's it gone? I like the title - the words buzwam and cam needed to be there somewhere. Maybe save "gusset" for the next one.

No felicide please no felicide. Is that a word? It should be.

I'm sure they'd just whip little baby out if there was anything untoward Polly. Sisters eh? Hope all goes well.

I have a terrible weekend approaching. There will be 9, yes 9, of husband's family here

Hope your sis is OK poohead

No cat killings please! Rats, yes - absolutely, but no cats, or even bats (I like them muchly).

Might be time to decamp to a hotel Aries.

Fanks Lyra. Hopefully we'll get some news soon. So far I have done no cleaning but have sat on MN and ordered food from tescunts. I suppose that is progress of some kind. Right, kitchen next.

I am quite pleased that I do not know the black lace tune of which you speak. I do however have a very annoying song going around and around my head. Thanks for that Cunty