30s TTC - Butterdish Smashing World Record Attempt

[PollyPoo]

Line up, line up for the world record attempt for most dropped butterdishes per fred.

The bar is here, along with squishy sofas, some fluffy beanbags, low lighting, and most important of all, free booze.

I have installed some naked waiters (Morgan from being human, together with Russell Howard) - they have trays of champagne cocktails that can never run out, so dig in laydeez and lets make this a fred to remember.

Oooh I'm a time delay (had to pause it while I fed the dog)... need to see!

I'm on a time delay even...

ah, here you all are!

And just what are you all watching?

i like it too - just hope they fit the skirt properly in the next 24 hours. top fits lovely, but all scrunched from waist down - too tight over her belly. tut, tut.

(mmm more carrot cake now. we baked together last night!)

cutting edge. C4 Gypsy weddings.

SammyJo - dress is ackshirly alright.

What are the girls wearing at the disco? Er not a lot!!!!

Isn't it weird watching people dance when you can't hear the music...

At least Sammi Jo's dress allows her to walk through doorway unhindered!

Poor kid in the yellow ensemble!

speechless at the meringue train

Casper If we're doing a countback, the oldest BESHes from the very very first thread that was carved onto little wax tablets and read aloud by monks in Latin, are me and laurie. We are the Rita Fairclough and Mavis Riley of the Gin Palace. When we have baybees, you can all have one. [scatters mini eggs around from baybee basket] Sadly, at this rate, you will all have grandchildren and piles before I produce a miniFig, so I might have to wave you past, in manner of tractor slowing down for a stream of impatient traffic.

Camelina is there a reason for your namechange? Have you rebranded, in the manner of Barbara Vine?

Just to add to the microgynon debate, it turned me into a total raging loon who cried at the drop of a hat. Yasmin gave me glowing skin. TTC with no contraception whatsoever has turned me into a raging loon who is glowing with fury and crying at random birth announcements in the paper.

Oh my life.... did you see the pregnant woman in the black and white dress?! I am stunned... And what was with the bridesmaids dresses? They look like the doll that my grandma used to have to cover the spare toilet roll!

Am the gypsy weddings thing a repeat? Seems v familiar.

figgles name has been changed because I did a big flounce to protect the innocent. I was a bit mad in the run up to fertility appt. Now am much more sane and thus allowed back to Palace.

Oh. I didn't think you were being mad, just understandably upset. Did you go all litigious and start Naming Names?! I don't think SANITY is a membership requirement of the Palace. Not when you compare it with a puppy/naked dancing expertise/black belt.

(BTW, I loved the M&B/Rugby tie in. Did you get to 'advise' on the cover meetings? Next, Little Black Dress/Scottish Curling Association.)

Is the gypsy thing a repeat? I feel like I've seen it before too. Or maybe the DM just wheels it the old gypsy wedding feature when they run out of old mothers/bad mothers/fat mothers stories, and that's why it feels a bit familiar.

I was on Microgynon for years; eventually my skin got worse and worse so swapped to Dianette for a couple of years and my skin cleared up nicely.. It's gone a bit spotty again since coming off it though.

My life is sadly lacking in litigousness. Pressed button which said leave mn and therefore sacrificed talk name.

Figgles, your references lead me to suspect that we will someday meet. If we haven't already. You is same trade, yes?

Also wld agree entirely re: DM & gypsy brides.

Apologies to Scorps and anyone else I offended with the age thing - really wasn't meant. I was trying to agree that if anyone around here deserves to get diffed it's those of you who've been trying for longest (you brought up age!). I'm well aware that I'm both younger and newer to TTC than lots of you and that if there was a queue I'd be near the back. I just want said queue to get moving for all of us.

Here's to smashed butter dishes all round. And gin in the meantime.

yeeees, I think we are in the same, er, more idealised end of the TTC industry. Are you Lunching anywhere romantic next month? [puts green carnation on Pekinese]

Indeed! We must find sneaky way to communicate and possibly consume some gin. Blimey, how terribly exciting.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Can I squeeze in that corner with you Muse
EPU rang me in work to inform me that my MMC neary 8 weeks ago is fucking bastard cunting molar.
I'm screwed.
I've got to go back next Thurs for a scan and possibly another ERPC.
I know a little bout Molar diffs but I'm trying very hard not to Google too much cos until I know exactly how fucked we are it's quite honestly scaring the shit outa me.

A year before we can start again.

I just about got my head round the fact that maybe the steriods I was possibly given sorted the NK cells out and my 6th MMC was "bad luck"
and I'd definitely get the steriods(which did work!) next time and I'd get my baybee
But no.

At least I know why the Droid has taken a 42 day holiday! Makes sense now.

Nice Palace by the way, sorry I just barged in, I'm being a selfish cow with a very short attention span and when I've climbed out the pit of despair I will read all your posts and say hi to New bloods.

Bastid buggery moonwank twat!

Hot damn, have been recording Gypsy Brides on CH4+1 and can't wait to see it now

FigNewton, me and Pooface are also decrepit. I'd like to be a Pat Phoenix, but am sadly more of a Hylda Baker/Dora Bryant. Did I join in the first fred or the 2nd? Think it was end of the first. So old now that I've heard rumours that the next Indiana Jones plot will be the search for my eggs. Further rumours that people's faces melt when I whip me knickers off are malicious and unfounded

I actually said 'they don't know they're born' today in all seriousness. FFS! Is it time for my cocoa yet, nurse? I'm 93 you know!

LittleDROMErboy, why do you think sanity is a requirement for entry or re-entry? Glad you're back - now I can climb out of the pit, where I've been rocking backwards and forwards clutching a used sanitary towel in one hand and tear-sodden toy camel in the other...

Eldest in age, membership or in the "trying" time? As some of you know I has been working on this lark since 1842! Figured out this cycle will be unlucky number 56! FFS. I may have to flounce if this one doesn't take.

Glad Camelina has got some juice flowing through her veins.

MrsG - This a right bastard thread of highs and extreme lows, innit. Just for the word 'moonwank' you deserve top baybeewin luck as soon as you're all shipshape and ready to go

DISCLAIMER I am roaring drunk (1 biottle red wine 1 gin 1 whisky 1 pack fags) so sorry if this doenst make sense. MRs G amd so sorry - My ignorance meanz I don't understand that details but I know you're not being a selfish cow and this is the palace and offlaoding in menkul fashion is to be encouraged.

I obiouvsly now realise that getting battered on the first dfay of the 2WOOLF means I don't deserve to Win a Baybee and am racked with guilt sad

I suspect I will read this in the morning and be very embarrassed.

Hello Camel....I too changed names. It is the mark of a genius. Fo sho.

Yes that is even more incoherent than I thought it would be. I am taking my shame elswhere.