30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

aerie - wwwooooooh - now you can join me in the sick bed .

I hate Alex James.

Who is the trollydolly - what has Ski done? Ski - what have you done???

I had a childhood friend who became a flight attendant and she was dead thick, like. Her mum used to always hyper correct her speech and litter it with ?I? where ?me? should be. Pet hate.

Let's pretend that didn't happen.

scorps how much you charging for this eurojizz stuff?!

I thought the saying about girls and horses involved something like 'only happy with 16 hands between the legs' or some such similar...

haha kim I have no idea . I'm not quite sure where I mentioned her in this thread! Clearly seriously fecking paranoid haha.

Look is it necessary to spell it out?

I apologise Ideal for reading your thread, or parts of it, and hesitated before saying anything but it is upsetting to read this type of thing when it obviously relates to oneself:

'I flounced and now I'm back. I reported a couple of the twats yesterday who followed up their attacks on me with yet more lies'

''I love my BESHs and I like reading the poniez threads but everyone else is mad and/or up their own hate-filled arse of lies.'

'I'd still like to kick their Kath Kidston cunts in though obviously.'

Anyway it was obviously pointless to mention it although it would be nice if relations could be restored somehow. I doubt that will happen reading these last few posts and will just, erm, go now...thanks.

Are you Kath Kidston?

I really don't see the need to post that in here - that bit doesn't mention anyone.. not sure how it can mean you...

We are busy being barren and miserable - please only post in here if you want to join us

some people just take the internet far too seriously.

iggy yes, I like 17 and a half hands between my legs... the half a hand is more kind of a "fist" really.

Good idea to ignore iggy!

Let's all meet up and go to euro-jizney - I'm thinking one of those pretty Swedish boys.

Actually that is another thing...strictly Burberry around these parts... sorry

and yes I did get farking pg by mistake, so another massive faux pas. Sorry. Sorry.

No-one is making personal attacks here (unless you count us beating each other senseless when we're in tears over yet another disappointment). Ski has never mentioned the name of anyone that she has had a spat with or been bullied by, and neither have the rest of us (how could we?). Nor has she relayed any specific details. Seeing as people are making bitchy comments about her on threads before she has even said anything (and I've seen them; they're shameful) and reporting her for bugger all (ie just because one of the posters dislikes her), I think she is being remarkably dignified, mature and restrained.

And I'm not arse-licking Ski, either. I disagree with her politics and a few other opinions, and that doesn't offend or worry me in the slightest. You see, both of us are adults, which means we understand and respect that other people have ideas and opinions different from our own and that that is allowed, so it's pathetic to take offence at anything the other says. If you can't cope with this sort of thing on here, how do you cope with RL? This is not Kindergarten, where we can have a tantrum because we don't have the emotional sophistication to understand that someone else isn't exactly the same as us and doesn't have to be.

As for 'personal attacks' - what do you call coming on here and slating ski over something that has never been discussed here? Try examining your own life and maturity before harassing others. Do you really have nothing better to do but follow Ski around moaning cos you don't like something she's said? Shame on you.

Sorry, sorry, my fault, I let Max and Paddy go for a fag break. Oi, boys, back on the door NOW

"yes I did get farking pg by mistake"

Wow.

Thanks for that.

Which bit of "safe place to be miserable" did you not understand?

jeez, given we are all mid-30s and struggling to conceive, you think we'd be allowed the occasional frustrated expression of the irony of others who fall pregnant accidentally.

David, round of tequila shots please, I think.

Haah ahhhhhhhha hahah love it

Who said they'd still like to kick their Kath Kidston cunts in? What the hell has been going on in the past few days?

Kath Cunt fight Kath Cunt fight

Ohhh, I feel like I'm 8 all over again. Can we watch Captain Caveman? Get me my Burberry covered Beano. NOW.

Joke gone wrong, obviously, I was trying to be lighthearted, I apologise and will fuck off.
I have no right to be upset about any of th above, clearly.

I presume A/C is active threads, or something.

You're right ski my first idea was best!

The more we reply they more they will... that is how it is...

So BESHes - can we go to Eurojizzney?! I'm excited!

Jesus, it isn't hard to find, it's on this thread.
Sorry
Bye

Very good point Scorps. We are all women of a certain age who are going to have differing opinions on a myriad of topics. I personally can't stand the way you think onions are there for fun - plants have feelings too. But just because I don't agree with you 100% doesn't mean we can't be friends. Or fuck me, are we back in 1987 and Rizzo is "roolin' the skool"?

Damn, I took so long composing something that was more mature than 'Fuck off harassing ma fwend, ya loon' that she's probably gone now.

PS - FlightAttendant, if you're still reading: C- for the unnecessary and irrelevant mentioning of your accidental pg. Yes, I'm sure you weren't doing it to rub our noses in it

I'm with igster. Time called on this one.

Can we change the subject now?

As for falling pg by accident. Wow. Poor girl - you have to give her due sympathy. If that had happened to me, I'd have had an abortion, fact. I mean, dropping a butter dish is an accident, but getting pg without intending to. Oh dear, oh dear.

Sorry ideal - I type miles behind everyone.

So, Death Cab for Cutie are good, aren't they.

Love Death Cab, but love The Postal Service more.

How's the prune juice?

Ski - I've told you before, stop harassing me about my onions, bitch. I'm going to take your Pink Ladies jacket off you if you carry on.

God, I was obsessed with Grease when I was about 14. Me and my friend Alison used to watch it nearly every day after school (we grew up in a very boring area). I know all the words, all the songs, all the dance moves. Which I demonstrated to TYF's alarm when it was on telly a few months back

SCHOOL TRIP TO EURO JIZZNEY! Baggsy a seat on the back seat, where the cool kids sit. I'm wearing my school tie as a headband and you can't stop me, nyyyaaaah!