30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

x-post with piggles - be my friend be my friend.

making congrats - you are not BESH anymore!!!!

cunty I thought exact same - much respek innit

lyra oohh maybe... am thinking bout it

Tsk @ ski I'm sure it is the sticks that are at fault - they clearly have not survived the journey across the Channel. Clearly you will test positive after 9 weeks, having already consumed an EU mountain of soft cheese, red wine, undercooked eggs, liquorice,ibuprofen, soil, falafel and whatever else is the currant fad for denying pregnant women

How can I findz you FB lyra?

cunty I might have a duck pate, gorgonzola and prawn sarnie for lunch. I don't know what's happening wrt my missing r2d2. My was very FFJ 2 weeks ago mon/tues/weds and I was off work so we were able to relax and have "enjoyable sex" rather than the dutiful stuff.

"AIBU for wanting to punch a 3 year old child in the face & string it up from the climbing frame?"

morning iggy lover. new page made me miss your post. mmmm you great snogger, but as i failed to inflict pain last night, here's a belly punch - hopefully yours is as queasy as mine.

cunty loving the imagery of me but i was in bed when i posted earlier. could not find any cheese plants i do blame droid for my liberal attitude to booze

Lyra I've suggested iggy to you. Get a-stalking.

igpig I am FB buds with Ski, Scorps, Curly etc, in my profile pic I'm wearing a big hat/bikini/sunnies and driving a boat!

cool, thanks skibum

If you look closely at Lyra's pic you can see Sophie Marceau tied up in the back of the boat struggling to escape and Piers Brosnan is just about to leap from the shores of the Bosphorus before Lyra whisks him away to safety.

ski my droid was late too this month... no logic to it...

CurlyBesh I ok today - was trying not to get to the embarassing stage of vom on boss's feet, so was quite restrained

ha ha I am stalking away

Pshaw, Lyra so I'm an etc, am I?

Ski Sorry about the POAS sa no. Bad POAS. Have you ripped it apart frantically searching for lines as yet?

Amused by girl-on-girl curligs action. Is there photographic evidence?

Curly Droid+booze=end-of-world-pissedness for me, at least.

Ski, I still think you're updiffed. Have you lost your red biro? Tsssccch. Go and buy some excellent drop - that way you will defo be preggers and then you can worry you're having a licorice-mangled freak child for 9 months

(Drop is the Dutch name for licorice, fact fans. They're fucking mental about the stuff)

And there's more for fact fans. Alex James - he wot is the bass player from Blur and top cheese producer - has a son called Geronimo. He also has a son called Artemis, which is a girl's name, durr. Artemis has a twin called Galileo and there is also has a daughter called Sable (thanks Wikipedia). So they clearly worried about them getting their heads kicked in at school

Mind you, I can talk; I only like boys names which fall into the category of 'Puny uber-gay public schoolboy from the 20s' - Lysander, Fabian, Orlando, etc.

Don't worry, I wouldn't.

Anyway. Am glad curlypigtail are now an item. More revenue for Euro Jizzney, perchance?

Cuntshine, I'm glad you've found out a potential hidden prob and can take something for it. Think you might have more advanced testing over there than we do. Certain sectors of the NHS over here consist of the advice 'keep trying until you're 50 and if you never get pg then you're infertile'. I too want to know more about this motherfucker thing (although am scared I'll just add it to my list of what-if paranoid fretting).

Gah!

oh misere

PS So many posters are over-sensitive or ridiculously trivial. I barely write anything in owt but the Palace, because I mainly want to write 'GET A FUCKING LIFE' , esp. in AIBU.

But I have the manners not to, whereas others think it's an open invitation to be a bitchy cowbag. I realise that small things can really upset and matter to one person that nonplus the rest of us, so tact is necessary.

haha Scorps I hate drop, it's vile. Especially the salty stuff. I did ask jailbait this morning if there were any red biros lying around. I am so fucked off with reading stories like "... and I had hardly withdrawn it from my urine stream when the line popped up as clear as day". Oh. Fuck. Off.

I had a thought this morning, you know how we roll our eyes at people who "accidentally get pregnant" (i.e., don't take their pill, have unprotected sex etc., etc.) - do you think "they" look at us and suppose we're bumsex-obsessed morons?

I've also realised why there are so many omg poniez girls here. There is a saying:

If wishes were horses,
Beggers would ride.

Wished for baybee = have horsey

Please forgive me ladies for the intrusion, I'll bugger off in a minute but did want to point out to Ski that this thread is actually visible to everyone in the world, especially those of us on MN.
as it is in A/C most of the time and has an interesting title.

If you're going to make personal attacks you might at least have the dignity to do it to my face.

Cheers.

For fuck's sake. Ski may have wandered around mumsnet posting her opinions - which she has a complete right to do - but bringin bitchy little battles into this space is not on. In case you hadn't noticed, FlightAttendant, this thread is full of people offering support to one another in a fairly painful, difficult and unpleasant journey. Coming in to shout at one of our members for something completely unrelated to this thread - I have no idea what personal attack you're talking about, and neither do I care - makes this feel like a very unsafe space. And given it's one of the (few) places that I feel happy and comfortable at the moment, ta for the attempt to ruin it.

So yes, do bugger off. If you want to fight, take it outside.

I think carrots hit the nail on the head last night when she suggested that the physical removal from the situation makes people "internet warriors".

I'm a bit of a "no-nonsense" person IRL, perhaps this comes from working with men in a logical/engineering domain and "socialising" with animals. I don't stand for clap-trap, bullshit or fluff. That perhaps makes me come across as "hard" IRL - I'm not sure, but I do know that I don't go in for this screaming "upside your head" type bobbins nor do I like to window-dress a situation or throw fucking babydust or hugz at it.

I also have never seen the sense in arguing the toss with someone whose opinion is set - it's just upsetting for both parties. When I am in charge of all of this it'll all be different. I'll have Imelda Marcos' shoe collection, Pinochet's art collection and Mugabe's syphillis absolute control.

Christ on a bike - and there was me wondering if I'd imagined that people were following me around!

OMG!!!!one!! This thread is in Air Conditioning? Or is that Alternating Current? Whatever... why did nobody warn us??

(It is justified: POAS fail AND thread invasion = bad day in anyone's book)

Damn it, I thought the palace was safe from the school ground tactics. FFS.

Why can people not accept that it is OK for us all to have different opinions? What would they rather? A world where we are clones and all think the same? Fuck that.

What's A/C? I am genuinely bemused. Arse & Cunt?