30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

Did someone call for a lezza?

Although i never get round to posting i am using lurking in the corner of the Palace stealing sneaky swigs of G&T when no ones watching

Poo I can vouch for Eurojizz. Its great stuff. Got me updiffed

OK, DH on one month warning - no updiff, then eurojizz. That should do it

And congrats makingafamily - when are you due?

Due on 13th Feb. Off to the Babyshow tomorrow at Earls Court, funny thing is we were at Earls Court a few years ago at Erotica. Then it was dildo's and lube now its Bugaboo's and nappy bags. Oh how times change

Ha, know what you mean have fun at baby show!

Must go bed, step away from the puter. Repeat, step away from the puter.

Hey, LezMaker, didn't know you were updiffed - CONGRATS!!! Just remember when the babybee arrives to not get into a hilarious mix-up whereby you putthe kid in a drawer and take the double-ender out in a sling with you. Dreadful faux pas

Cunty - Euro Jizzney is my sole source of income. I gotsta keep up with you career-BESHes some how. And keep ma bitch Extreme in designer dressing gowns. Girl got expensive tastes but she's worth it

I think that speech would work equally well with a fishmonger sporting comfy shoes. Well done scorp I'll print it off and take it with me to the pier.

right then! I'm off to the wonderful spanish godess to hear the news, be it good, bad or just about her hot temper.

Cunty likes poke, how about pupus? Surely you've heard that one. We can get a platter for you!

I'm jealous of scorpy for buying into eurojizz so early, because I'm ready to retire and have a baybee! Any growth potential to that stock left???

growth potential to eurojizz...

speaking of hot temper, did I tell you she threated to hit me back, if I accidentally kicked her when I jumped in pain??? yep, firey spanish temper...

ok, I'm really going this time...

really

ugh!

laydeez, iggs is fucking gorg and i still drunks. drinking and staying out woz bad plan. no pix i'm 'fraid. did not use my huge lens on the sexy one...

Alrighty, then. My clever doctor actually found something in the miscarriage panel of blood tests - but it's an easy fix, just take a pill once a day and all should be well. My foo-foo was really non-stick, but now shall be like un-seasoned cast iron!

This particular test is rarely done, even my doc didn't start doing them until 2 yrs ago.

do you mind my asking what the test was, HawaiiCS? Just more info to store in my mental wiki in case we have any problems.

Whuh...?? I'm out for one day and come back to ski flouncing out, ski flouncing back in, real life meet ups.... A day is a long time in the palace innit?

So ski - can we have the details of the flouncing and the bitching and the telling off from MNHQ?? And have you POASed yet?

Iggy and Curly - real life??!! Tell us all!

No, not at all Medee - it was a MTHFR (genetic mutation)

(I actually quite love that because it looks so much like Mother Fcker - I know, twisted I am)

thanks HCS - yes it is quite an amusing name!

POAS says no.

As far as our beautiful shared language goes - dear wildfig had me howling yesterday with her description of the magical moment of conception whereby a 14 year old's egg remains viable for up to 4 years, yet at our age it disappears in a poof of dust in oooh approx 5 seconds!

Everyone has been v v v v v funny and I've had so much lovely stuff to read this morning.

I flounced and now I'm back. I reported a couple of the twats yesterday who followed up their attacks on me with yet more lies - then told mnhq that they were a "bunch of nancies". Opinions is bad unless they is about Kath Kidston crockery or something. I think it's safest to stay in the palace except for the odd outing to babynames to yell "VILE"! Even on pregnancy there was a really bitchy comment to a canadian girl talking about the differences between soft cheeses & unpasteurised cheeses. Thank the lord - when I'm diffed I'm going to eat Organic Dust hand-delivered by pygmies driving Prius' and wrapped in Kath Kidston recycled cardboard boxes.

More gossip needed about last night - did the lesbots embarass themselves?

Hawaiiancunt We need more info about this mutherfucker disease, what it does and how it's treated. I have a friend who had 6 or so very early mc and in the end she just had a progesterone pessary and got her baybee.

makingafamily So lovely to see you again and I hope you have a super day at Earl's court. Has anything hideous happened to your body yet?

ski - @ POAS.

hawaiian - fantastic news! and lovin the name, too. Bit shocked to read Ski's message first tho when I just logged on then went back and caught up. Ahhhhhh moment.

polly slightly embarassing this, but, I had my Mirena taken out 3 weeks ago next Tuesday. So I'm now thinking of going to my doc and demanding immediate tests because I've not yet given birth to twins. So I'm a bit of an imposter in the tryingforalongtime stakes but I am 36. My DH is 10 years older than me so I've not even got the toy boy thing going on . On a positive note, he's adorable and we are embarassingly in lurve so that's good (as long as you don't spend any time with us in RL LOL

makingafamily hi! I don't think we've met? I'm carrots

iggy casper SPILL!!! The world didn't end so I'm wondering if you met?

Briefly going back to bitchiness on MN, don't you think some of the threads and topics just scream BULLY ME!!! I mean, take the naming my baby thread. People ask questions like "is Geronimo a stupid name for my son" and get offended when people say "yes".

Clearly this is different to the random agression mentioned here but I do wonder why people set themselves up for this stuff.

Pleeeeze don't anyone say they adore Geronimo and how dare I use that as an example (although it was a real one seen on MN). Frankly, if you choose to call your child Ipissedonastickanditwaspositivehurrah I couldn't care less. I'd just be chuffed at the positive.

more sober now after fried brekkie. we did meet. the world did not end...

makingafamily oops sorry, missed your other post - CONGRATS!!!

The palace is fucking hilarious!

So - world not ended - BESHes do award ceremony type thing and methinks caspar had beer goggles Quite pleasing to meet members of el palacio - like meeting someone you know well - but spookily have never met... caspar is one sexy BESH girls - so I might keep her for myself

gonna head back to FB and find BESHes

Thank fuck there are no pics of me from last night...

I stalked making on her lezzer thread and found a prezzie for you all: lezzer prezzie

Great news about your test result, MaiTaiAhiPupu. I bet we've all got mother fucker's disease, can we get a bumper pack of test sticks?

Wht isn't piggy my friend on facebastard? Can someone point her in my direction please? Waiting with bated breath for news of meet up, Curly sounds suitably pissed. Do you think they at least snogged in the loos?

@ caspar Keeping the rep of the palace alive and well by reeling round the hotel foyer trying to provide her BESHies with an update, pausing only to evacuate her stomach into a cheese plant

ski arse bollocks about POAS fail

cuntshine that is good no? Now you have magic pills - is solution.. is it the thing where you can has baby aspirin?

ski sure you just need to wait more. you have the symptoms so just bide your time...

CARROTs i agree. some posters too sensitive

on train so nought else to do but MN seeing as laptop still off being fixed