30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

hawaiian Sex and a bicycle? With these gifts you are really spoiling him! Did you get him some ferrero rocher too? (You might not get that reference, but if you search on youtube for a ferrero rocher advert you'll see! )

Ladies, you've all made me laugh very much, cunty is indeed Patsy and I can very much picture Scorps in a little gym outfit in the style of Romy & Michelle!

camel I hope you have a super time today and I hope all is going well in iggyland too.

Now for my amusing anecdote of the day and I daren't put this on my fb status because some people will be offended but I think you lot will snigger. So this week jailbait is working in an old people's home. On Monday one of the residents, let us call her Sara started helping him with the dishes. He told her not to worry, to sit down and take it easy and that it wasn't her job. She replied "oh I like it, it keeps me alive." Today he asked where Sara was. Died! I told him to shag them and get the will changed first tsk!

I knew this place was my spiritual home, I loved Romy and Michelle's high school reunion.

Skihorse

Good luck BESHs - I'm out of here for a while. Ever since admitting last week that I'm a "Tory" I've been attacked left, right and centre and every time I post anything I get it reported to mnhq and it's just getting me down. It's a real witch-hunt and life is too short to be the recipient of internet bullies fgs.

tata

ski no! that's awful... sorry you off come back soon...

I try not to stray into the other bits of MN.. although sometimes I do - I usually regret it

scorps I decided to go out and get pissed.... oh no, that right.. am here...

hawaiian I want a vibrating one

cunty liking idea of you as lumley style lush

Is flouncers' corner beckoning?

Come back Ski, you hormonal hag.

Oh for crying out loud ski

That was such a huge flounce I expect you to be wearing victorian petticoats! Confine your robust opinions to the palace, we will shoot you down in flames, you press Mitchell for a round, we all make friends and Robert's your mother's brother. Don't go - you're my fwend

shit ski we need you here! Why should you have to leave this thread when you haven't offended anyone here? If anyone wants to comment about the posts you make on this thread, they want to come out of their grimy holes and do it in front of the rest of us. Political views don't come into it - you're a truly supportive, caring MNer (if you'll excuse the moment of non-BESH ness)

Bah. I'm off to sulk

I will be the best flouncer here, thank you very much. Just like on FB

Don't go, Ski, we wouldn't cope without you. We adore you even if you are Maggie Thatcher's secret lovechild Seriously, don't go - you are the dark twisted heart of the Palace

"Dunno about the rest of you BESHes, but why I lurve you all is that you're not the kind of stupid bitches I suspect we all hated at school; if you didn't fit in exactly with what they liked and thought and looked like, etc., then they acted like you were personally offending them and more often than not, started a personal vendetta over nothing more serious than whether Wham was better than Spandau Ballet."

Here, here scorptastic, you can say that from this BESHie too!

ski NOOOOOO!!! How will we cope without our tory friend? And how will I cope without our pony-smuggler-catching picnic rides by the estuary? And how can you leave us without confirmation of the droid / no-droid status?

I really can't believe people would do this. They are mean girls who are just being mean!

Oh, ski, come back - you're an original Gin Palace Gal and a voice of wisdom and experience. Don't go because of other stupid people, not when you have your own tankard behind this bar!

[pats seat invitingly. Lays whoopee cushion on it]

forgot to mention: my mom's name is Margaret, if that helps, Ski

Dang it, now my ovaries hurt... I blame politics! Bastards.

Droid in my pants

My last few cycles: 36, 28, 38, 26. Perhaps I should try them as lottery numbers?

(yes I am posting early, off to the big schmoke today)

Ski NOOOOOOO, don't goooooooo...I don't share your political views but that makes feck all difference to us being mates. What Pony said, they are MEAN girls who are just being MEAN.

Do you think she has really gone, girls?

Curly, sorry to hear about your lottery numbers. Sound very similar to mine. Get it checked out

thanks lyra think I will. Meanwhile, I do not have to watch what I drink tonight (well, perhaps I should in the interests of retaining a modicum of professionalism, seeing as it's a work thing, photos of which will appear in a national magazine for my sector!)

morning lads

curly shame about the droid action - i have work thing tonight too, an awards ceremony - am wondering if is same event?! Prob not...

scorps 100% agree with what you said - about ski and the palace and I've no bloody idea what my political views are these days!

um curly

I fink we going to the same event tonight...

Oooh BESH world and real word colliding... Most probably is the same do iggy. Will be thousands of people there tho, I was on table 99 last year...

Confused though, cause I didn't think I had you on FB... do I?

And swaky awards dos seem to be as adept at camping as bringing forth the droid. I remember being on at the same event lasy year

curly I had a FB flounce and removed pretty much everyone that I had never met in real life (sorry BESHES) in a bid to not obsess - but that was just after you sent me a friend request...

We are on table 123 this year... You do the same job as me I fink.... I add you on FB now - we can stalk each other tonight...

Yup iggs we are doing the same do. Facecrack grinding slowly as it connects us.

iggs do you tweet under your maiden name? If so, I think I've found you and we do do the same thing

si si - tweet for work. Maiden name for work.

Will the world explode is we meet in real life?