Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

seems to ovulate freakishly late into her cycle

has three pregnant friends on here and would rather NOT hear about their progress

is pregnant!

is fed up with everyone going on about their "bumps" and wishes that they would realise it really is not that easy for the rest of us...

is thinking how tacky it is to announce you are pregnant on facebook...

Lisad is sick of being ask, how are you? with that stupid look in your eyes, like im going to fall part!

has EWCM for the first time since m/c and is very excited!

'is starting on Clomid tomorrow' but no way could I write that as everyone would then know the difficulties I have been having!

What I really want to write one day (And will) is "is having a baby after months of tests and trying, an HSG, clomid and uninspiring sex life and she doesn't care who knows it!'

is wishing all you smug people with children would stop posting about them...i dont care!

can you tell im because i really really want a baby!

hasnt had a period since having a mmc in sept 08...im fed up of hearing everyone else on here is pregnant just f**k off!

has a bun in the oven

I have a lot of old school friends on mine who although are all grown up noe thier status seems to always be updated with X was fucking wasted last night or something alon thoses lines.

So i would like to put mine as...

Titsalina wonders why all her fb friends havent grown up yet???????

Beanieb I lov eyours and will also be able to one day write exactly the same thing.

So glad I am not alone in this!

At the minute it would be....
.....has just had a missed miscarriage and is devastated and is so angry at the hospital for phoning her and asking why she missed her first midwife appointment today. GRRRR.

Oooh there are so many more I have wanted to put....

... thinks she just ovulated out of her nose.

...is has enough EWCM to bake a cake.

....is so bored of sex

....is hanging upside down so sperm have maximum chance of reaching destination.

...is squelching with pre-seed

...is 5DPO

....hates the 2WW

and so on....

would like an ovary transplant. Anyone got any for sale?

xx

...has just seen her little wriggly bean and is very excited!!

(Should have had my 12 week scan this week )

I too am sick of seeing friends' status updates about being pregnant and about their amazing babies! hmph...

Yeah thought I was okay post MC then saw friends update "XXX doesn't think her skin can stretch anymore" she is only 16 weeks- she was 5 ahead of me and we were going through this together. Have now hidden her from my news feed as can't cope with reading updates like that for next 5months.

...is eating chocolate for breakfast. There are two people in the world who will know what this means when I post it
...is going to be an auntie (DSis is ftc too )

and dh would like to announce the safe arrival of their new baby, it was all worth it in the end

(((lissie)))

Man it pisses me off when, the minute someone has a baby, they change their profile picture to one of them with the baby.

As you were.

I agree, SkaterGrrrrl

One of my DP's mates even made a whole new FB page for his new baby! The Dads can be just as bad as the Mums.

(I'm) busy studying for my green roof exam - because wishing for a magical pregnancy just isn't doing the trick...

What I'd really like to say is:

DH, BONK ME NOW!!!

seconded SkaterGrrrl!

Grrr indeed! Part of me feels a bit mean for feeling so but it's good to know I'm not the only one feeling so annoyed about FB posts!!!