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Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48

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bez91 · 20/09/2021 05:35

It’s been thirteen million years & Minster & the good time crew are still here…its September, autumn in full swing and we haven’t done too bad so far this month compared to previous months but I still think we are owed ladies.

Oh and we don’t just talk TTC, we’ll chat about anything. In fact that’s positively encouraged cos TTC can be bloody boring sometimes!

It costs an embarrassing life (or TTC) story for your ticket please then you can hop on board

Agency bus driver at the wheel.…

All aboard bus number 48

Plugging @minster2012 blog \\\___, we’ve had cancer, travels & ivf so need to get to the fun stuff, more ivf, surrogacy and more! #shamelessplug
minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰 so if Insta gets mentioned it’s there

If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

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bez91 · 20/10/2021 06:40

@Minster2012 thanks for the new 🚌 👌🏼 oh no the progesterone.... actually kinda snap. I've had a really bad cough the last 3 days (a continuous one that draws everyone's attention) testing and it's not the C just what DD has shared with me but as it happens the last 2 nights I've been coughing so hard after I put it in it may as well have used my vag as a weapon and shot to the other side of the room 😂
DH wasn't as humoured but I thought I must tell the bus!

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 06:56

@bez91 🤣🤣😆I would have found it funny! I've had mine fall out a few times from my cave so it must be true I've got a gigantic Pussy 🤣

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 07:04

Happy Friday!!!!!
I need to watch MAFS from last night & hoping someone gets punched in it

Waiting for my coffee to appear upstairs with the computer so I can watch it...that was DEFINITELY the deal when I let DH jizz all over my tits last night 😂

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whatwonder · 20/10/2021 08:24

@Minster2012 I am so impressed with your sex life, I feel too bloody tired to even look at my DH let alone anything more fun. And yes, you definitely deserve to have him bring you a coffee!

@Somatronic hope you're doing okay, you have a lot going on right now so your feelings are 100% valid.

@bez91 hope the torpedo cough clears up soon!

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 09:08

@whatwonder I think both DH & I just love sex together. We are so fortunate that way! And also don't forget I still feel fine so the desire is still there!

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Vil10 · 20/10/2021 09:30

@Minster2012 hahahaha yes that as well🍆 "when I let DH jizz all over my tits last night" brilliant😂😂

@DKDK123 so glad your appointment went well!! Losing a stone in a day?? Amazing🤣 I wish that would happen for me!

@InkyPaper 🤞🏼 my gp would be better if I need to go that far!

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paintfairy · 20/10/2021 10:18

@Minster2012 I'm behind and haven't seen last night's either. And I still use the Web page for MN. The app might make my life easier. 🤣
@MegAnne83 omg. I do stupid things like that all the time! 🙈🤣

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:21

@Vil10 he basically missed my boobs too and just drenched the sheet 🤣🤣

@paintfairy you need the app! And to catch up on MAFS!

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:23

@paintfairy it's your scan today??? 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻good luck!

Must be Meme time!

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paintfairy · 20/10/2021 10:26

@Minster2012 I've updated the new bus!

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:40

TTC like...

Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48
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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:41

Or...

Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48
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dmb91 · 20/10/2021 10:41

On the subject of bras.. I've given up on 'normal' bras and converted to molkes!
My 34HH girls have never been so comfy and I wasn't expecting the support that I have considering they have no wire. Bit tricky to put on but I step into them and am used to it now.
My fave is dinosaur print! 🦕 🦖

molke.co.uk/

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:41

Or...

Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48
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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 10:42

@dmb91 I was thinking try a molke next time...stepping into it though????

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Amy00 · 20/10/2021 14:06

My house project continues to be a disaster... if anyone remembers a couple months ago the builders built my new side extension too low by about 20cm, after much stress and delay they eventually re-did it. Now, they are also doing a back extension, it is almost there, they have plastered, electrics are in etc. The man from building control today came out and was able to pick up a brick from the wall, like the cement just crumbled. And when he pushed on a brick, the whole row moved to the side 😱

These builders are absolute cowboys I can't believe this is happening to us 😩

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becarefuloutthere · 20/10/2021 17:17

@Amy00 oh no 🙈 you need to go on cowboy builders!! Will they come bk n rectify?

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paintfairy · 20/10/2021 17:20

@Amy00 ffs. That's not good! I hope they are going to fix it?!

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Manifestingbaby · 20/10/2021 19:22

Oh @Amy00! That's all you need on top of all the other stress. That's awful. What now?

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Minster2012 · 20/10/2021 21:50

Oh god @Amy00 that's awful, take pictures lots. You should be able to claim against them

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Minster2012 · 21/10/2021 17:18

Oooo this isn't full yet

Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48
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Minster2012 · 21/10/2021 17:19

You gotta tell us though thems the rules

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Minster2012 · 21/10/2021 17:21

More you say?

Shackets from yesteryear, baltic crotches ❄️ and lots of ostriches 🐦 TTC bus 48
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Minster2012 · 21/10/2021 17:22

Last one head to the new bus

Shower tugging, implantation nosebleeds & a pocket full of rainbows🌈TTC bus 49 www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4379606-shower-tugging-implantation-nosebleeds-a-pocket-full-of-rainbows-ttc-bus-49

We know it ...

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