TTC bus 🚌 47 for all them odd b*tches who DON’T ovulate on CD14 🍳

[bez91]

It’s been twelve million years & Minster & the good time crew are still here…it’s almost September and we basically missed out August for BFPs so we are owed.

Lots of people have got new jobs, had time off, gone on holiday, moved house, but what we haven’t had is the BFP to go with it- what’s with that??

So we’re owed a bumper bus ride right? That’s how it goes surely? If you are looking for a community of lovely ladies who know how frustrating it is when your doctor tells you “all women ovulate on day 14” errrr nope, we know a bus load of women who don’t thanks very much 🙋🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😆🤔then here’s the bus for you. Oh and we don’t just talk TTC, we’ll chat about anything. In fact that’s positively encouraged cos TTC can be bloody boring sometimes!

It costs an embarrassing life (or TTC) story for your ticket please then you can hop on board

Roll on September ladies, it’s time for tunics, leggings & pulling those tunics up for hot quickie action right??

All aboard bus number 47

I think I was under the influence when I agreed to take on this agency bus driver role 🍻 I endeavour to not drink drive…

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Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Franklydear
@Vil10
@lexber
@amy2503
@2alreadywantanother
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@Manifestingbaby
@larrythelizard
@DKDK123
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@sezzy25
@feliznavidad2
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@GuessHowMuch
@dmb91
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@aims1991
@hellointhere
@indiana2006
@thedesirerainbow
@cockneysparra1
@RAP08
@silver31

Just about hanging on with fingertips
@sausage1990

IVF/IUI/ICSI /clomid passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@somatronic
@clolo
@manifestingbaby
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@paintfairy
@sunbird24

Bumps & babies who want to keep track of us 👀
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@Minster2012 I think we need to buy some more 🙄 obviously we're infrequent users of them. I did implement a ban just in case (although no history like you) but it didn't work out, maybe another ban now until Wednesday.

Arrggh not ideal @feliznavidad2 hope all is clear and DS feeling better soon!

Hope everyone is having a good weekend 😊

Decided to do my nails, first attempt at dots

Happy Sunday Ladies 💕

Here's to another week!
I'm going into full on autumnal hibernation mode, roll on Christmas!
Got my autumnal wax melts burning, had a fabulous roast dinner, caught up on strictly and going to watch everybody's talking about Jamie this evening with a hot chocolate!

@bez91 @Minster2012 can sympathise on the progesterone leakage - so do not miss that! I used to wear a panty liner and try and do the morning one at like 5am then lie in bed / fall back to sleep, then do a big wee and expel as much as possible 😂

@DKDK123 I think telling your friend was a good idea, regardless of outcome you'll need support! Glad your night away was nice but shame about the hot theatre!

@Kirky658 hope you're doing ok my lovely 😘 how did the counselling session go?

@kaylsd that is very exciting news on the EWCM/OPK front!! 🤞🏼 glad OH USS showed nothing too serious and hopefully they'll do all the appropriate referrals quickly for you both!

@blackcurrantqueen first season was good, starting to lay some groundwork. Having a really bad day anxiety wise today, Alice is being really difficult so that's not helping 😭

@Kirky658 don't be hard on yourself, looking after a child is tough & you had such a traumatic start together that's it's going to keep rocking you but you are doing so amazing. How was the counselling?

@blackcurrantqueen argh once I'm awake I'm awake so 5am then go back to sleep not ideal!! I'll just cope with the trickle effect 🤣

@Franklydear those mails look like they take patience 😂great though

@bez91 you def need to buy some more, cos douching's bad for you right?! I let DH come on my tits earlier, I'm very generous like that 😉

Come on @feliznavidad2's peak! I (hope) DS had only got the awful colds that's going round. I'm def on high alert. Hate it.

Still only signal (other than knackered but that's not so unusual!) of being pregnant here is sore boobs, which can easy is be put down to the progesterone. I really hope it's not 😔

@minster2012 thank you. It's trying to convince myself that, that's the hard part. The counselling was good, just laying the groundwork really but I think it will help a lot.

I know darling @Kirky658 but she came into the world 5 weeks early & look how fantastic you are both doing, I'm pleased the groundwork is starting, good foundations are the starting point xx

@Kirky658 look at the positives, everyone alive? yes, everyone fed? yes, every one dressed and clean? yes, house not fallen down? No, success! don’t be so hard on yourself
@Minster2012 not really, I don’t have patience, surprisingly easy, results vary though, I need to find more time for myself
@blackcurrantqueen I am no ready for winter yet
@bez91 are you driving the next bus? Pretty please....

@Kirky658 definitely with @Franklydear on the positives. Early days are tough so as long as everyone is clean and fed that's a win everyday!

New bus is ready to leave the station 🙌🏼

Morning all, just casually torturing my preteen by making him shower wahahahaha! from now on call me malificent

Wooop @bez91

Today is a good day... DS is negative for Covid and I have just got a flashing smiley on the clear blue advanced OPK. 🚨 Hope Mr Feliz is ready. 😆

@Minster2012 headspace is a good mindfulness app. I used to use it a while bk but got a bit lazy with it. Give it a try n let me know what you think!
@blackcurrantqueen sounded like a lovely Sunday 😌
@Kirky658 I'm glad the foundations are laid now, things will seem better in time 💕
@feliznavidad2 whoo hoo 🙌🏾 congrats all round for you then!

This week is hopefully exchange week so I'm awake nice n early in anticipation for the day 😬 completion is set for next week so really hoping all is ready to exchange by tomorrow now! We get to finally see the house on Friday for a home demo, it's a new build so never seen it before!

Morning and go Mr Feliz!! 🍆🍆🍆🤣now is your time!

Can I point out I didn't always believe in the "everyone dressed and clean" part of @Franklydear when DS was a baby, long as he was dressed and clean sometimes I wasn't @Kirky658 🤣

We are like that with DS & the bath /shower, usually he loves a shower but often when he's in a mood we basically have to throw him in. He survives.

Just started dog walk & felt a big "slurp" in my pants. Yup I actually checked. Still just progesterone 🙌🏻🤦🏼‍♀️ahhhh it's lovely. I did have a horrendous scary dream last night that I witnessed 2 murders 😬

Oooo thank you @becarefuloutthere I shall try that, and yessss for exchange completion & seeing your new place all done 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
We finally complete on the barn tomorrow so down to one house!! Yesssss finally!!!

@feliznavidad2 happy Monday in your house
@becarefuloutthere happy week for you too
@Minster2012 I pointed out that all the time he spends complaining will be less time on iPad once he is ready, so his choice... he chose to get ready and have iPad time🤨 on the baby days, it’s true sometimes I wasn’t clean and dressed🙈 but he always was

I found that I have a few minutes to do a workout in the morning, so back on emkfit

@Minster2012 I second headspace - the dude's voice alone makes me feel all fuzzy

Heyy ladies!! Sorry I've been so shit this weekend and I haven't caught up from Friday! The cold floored me and I haven't sleep hardly all weekend from being up all night coughing! Me and OH had a nice chilled weekend, police took our statements on Saturday, it took 2 hours!! We had a nice walk into the park and a coffee on Sunday then a lovely roast at OH's parents! I also put vix on my chest, back and feet last night and feel soo much better this morning! No car today either with it being in the garage so I've opted to walk everywhere, beautiful day for it, think these next few days are going to be nice then next week the temp is gonna drop and it'll officially be shacket season!! Talking of which, 3 shackets arrived yesterday that I ordered, it's official I have a problem!

Woahhh lots to catch up on from the weekend!

Orgasm ban sounds dreadful @Minster2012 @bez91 strength and courage to you both.

I also rate headspace (can’t remember who asked at this point).

Hope everyone’s doing well, I’m struggling a bit with the TWW. not even at the pointy end yet (that will be end of this week). I had a really short luteal phase last cycle (think it’s to do with my chemical) but getting in my head about how it’s messed up my chances for this cycle. I’m getting my progesterone tested today (think I’m around 6dpo but not 100% sure). @Vil10 are you also getting yours done today?

I’m at the stage that I’m convincing myself that every little thing means I’m pregnant. My sense of smell has been insane lately and I’ve had to wee constantly. But in reality it’s probably all in my head 🥴 even if I do end up pregnant this cycle it’s far too early to actually be experiencing any symptoms. Feeling really overwhelmed with it all today. Monday is not helping 😒

@Vil10 hope you’re feeling better soon! I am also getting over a cold that just won’t leave me alone (doesn’t help that everyone gives you death glares when you cough in public now. How good is Vicks though! On the feet plus socks is defs the way to go (mum used to do that any time we were even close to poorly when we were kids and I swear it works!)

@vil10 are you telling me you normally do 20k steps a day and that's WITH a car?? Madness. Glad it went well with the statements.

Yayy @becarefuloutthere great news on the house. At least it will be ready to move into with no work to do it you don't want to 👍🏼 good timing! A couple across the road from us have moved in there is loads of work to do like there was with ours and she looks ready to give birth!

@Franklydear great you've found time for the workouts, go you 💪🏼

Official shacket queen @Vil10 good excuse to get the steps in. Glad the statements are sorted 🤘🏼

Nearly at 1000

So close

Finished! Go see the next bus at:

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