TTC bus 🚌 47 for all them odd b*tches who DON’T ovulate on CD14 🍳

[bez91]

It’s been twelve million years & Minster & the good time crew are still here…it’s almost September and we basically missed out August for BFPs so we are owed.

Lots of people have got new jobs, had time off, gone on holiday, moved house, but what we haven’t had is the BFP to go with it- what’s with that??

So we’re owed a bumper bus ride right? That’s how it goes surely? If you are looking for a community of lovely ladies who know how frustrating it is when your doctor tells you “all women ovulate on day 14” errrr nope, we know a bus load of women who don’t thanks very much 🙋🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😆🤔then here’s the bus for you. Oh and we don’t just talk TTC, we’ll chat about anything. In fact that’s positively encouraged cos TTC can be bloody boring sometimes!

It costs an embarrassing life (or TTC) story for your ticket please then you can hop on board

Roll on September ladies, it’s time for tunics, leggings & pulling those tunics up for hot quickie action right??

All aboard bus number 47

I think I was under the influence when I agreed to take on this agency bus driver role 🍻 I endeavour to not drink drive…

Plugging @minster2012 blog \\\___, we’ve had cancer, travels & ivf so need to get to the fun stuff, more ivf, surrogacy and more! #shamelessplug
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Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Franklydear
@Vil10
@lexber
@amy2503
@2alreadywantanother
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@Manifestingbaby
@larrythelizard
@DKDK123
@Dollybird89
@Polkadotpixie
@kaylesd
@Billythecat
@sezzy25
@feliznavidad2
@cheekymonkey3112
@JuniperAndTonic
@butterfliesx
@GuessHowMuch
@dmb91
@Mumlili9
@aims1991
@hellointhere
@indiana2006
@thedesirerainbow
@cockneysparra1
@RAP08
@silver31

Just about hanging on with fingertips
@sausage1990

IVF/IUI/ICSI /clomid passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@somatronic
@clolo
@manifestingbaby
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@paintfairy
@sunbird24

Bumps & babies who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@blackcurrantqueen
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@KateColx
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@michelleScarn
@Ltay2
@BlondePotter
@Clairey844
@Gem176
@kirky658
@Hollie657
@justanothercyster
@DJmum83
@Thinkingandblinking
@florence13
@2020mission
@Asthenia
@Hopeful110
@katiekattty
@madeoftea
@becarefuloutthere
@crazydoglady
@Amy00
@tornados2Inc
@KiwiTTC1st

@2020mission well yes it's a totally non overlooked garden (unlike last one where our neighbours drove past our garden to get into their drive so we might do this more often 🤣😂) yep lake spermo on the grass, might try against the garden furniture tomorrow! But @Franklydear is right, we've done it dog walking before so 🤔but we do live in the countryside!

@Bundaberg84 ha ha ha that's brilliant! Welcome!! Don't stay inside embrace it! I've actually just done similar, our new neighbours saw us moving stuff so said "if you need a hand let us know, we can lend you muscle" (they've 4 children, in fact they've 8 between them, and 3 are elder boys) so I went round to knock to ask for a hand with the last few bits & she was walking downstairs in a stain dressing gown...yep you guessed it, gust of wind opened the bottom! Both of us just went "oops flashing " 🤣😂and laughed more

@Sunbird24 how much is it? You could call 111? It's so rubbish lovely I'm sorry. To be fair as you know once things start then there's not much to be done so just look after yourself & do very little darling (keep ranting to us though)

@Tornado2Inc peep creep 🤣🤪🙌🏻

@Thedesirerainbow noooooo

@Minster2012 out of the realms of our townies imagination to walk the dog in that solitude, ... I think I need to move to Yorkshire, didn’t you promise me a job?

Test done, and results in 24 hours, I feel perfectly fine so expect a negative, normally at deaths door with a cold

Thanks @bez91!

Welcome @Bundaberg84 ha that's going to be awks with your neighbour!!

Village fete @Silver31, get you! I always think of Morris dancing when I think of village fetes. I live in a small town these days who in normal years put on a little festival which I think is a village fete equivalent!

Pleased you're getting some tests @Sunbird24. Hope you're not in too much pain. Have you got someone to drop off supplies if needed?

Lol @Vil10 you make me feel very old sometimes, i have given up on thongs apart from special occasions! I do have a much fatter arse though 😂 Hope you're having a lovely time in Manchester

Well done @Dollybird89 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Oh hi @Tornado2Inc how are you?

Sounds blissful @Somatronic!

I think the blame is with me @Haiyaa as I'm not as organised as @Minster2012 when running the bus and the handover was shambolic...! If it helps I also wasn't tagged!

What a line @Minster2012...i take it you're not overlooked in the new garden?! Or is it a village fete by another name up in your part of the world?!

I think you often feel sick at this point in your cycle though @Franklydear (weird internet stalker here 👋🏼)...it's so hard not to feel paranoid with covid. Hoping for a negative test for you...how unusual!

That's shit @Thedesirerainbow, sending hugs.

I've been researching long weekends/holidays for 2022...my brain keeps going 'oh, I'll be pregnant by then'...need to stop that way of thinking, didn't work out for 2021 did it?!

Just taking a seat. Still on my hols but back soon. Thanks for sorting the new thread. x

@larrythelizard yep, the nausea is usually at this point, so not reading anything into it, just your standard pms, just particularly annoying today, af due tomorrow so not even technically late yet,....
It’s the first time I’ve been pinged, I feel normal so I’ll worry if anything comes back, so just waiting chilling at home in both fronts

@Franklydear yes, and yes!

@larrythelizard I'm running a village fete next weekend, we have vintage cars & tractors, face painting, ice creams, a singer/songwriter, icing biscuits, tug of war, sticks, space hoppers, other games & then a live band! No Morris dancing or sex show 🤣though you could say this was may POLE dancing?! No we aren't overlooked now, or at least we were testing that out! I do the thing with the weekend away too, where you thinking?

@Tornado2Inc

Taking my creep peep seat

Me too 👀 We're due same time right? 22.02.22 Glad you're feeling better!

Pleased you're chilled @Franklydear.

@Minster2012 maybe a sex show would add to the fete?! Somewhere for DH's birthday mid-March (UK), then two weddings in April then hoping to get abroad early June...? Also investigating ideas for MIL's 70th in September! Pretty much anywhere and everywhere!

That would be an amazing DOB @blackcurrantqueen!!

@larrythelizard did you mean me?? If so I totally agree!! Willing a nice little miracle with that one.
Will get my thinking cap on with places to go. Not long landed so a bit groggy from the flight still.

Thanks for the new bus @bez91 🚌

Hope all you ladies are doing well!

I had my gender scan yesterday with my usual private lady (who discovered the loss with me) and it was actually a nice experience in the end. I'd been really stressing leading up to it and when we saw the baby doing fine I just got overwhelmed and upset but pulled it back together and enjoyed the rest of the scan. My lost twin wasn't to been seen which is most probably because the alive baby has pushed it aside now it's so big or it has reabsorbed since my last scan. Gender we find out tomorrow at our party but I'm now convinced I'm wrong and it is a boy after her saying she's put a "picture of what she was looking at" in the card with the gender 🤦🏽‍♀️ I'll add some pics to my Instagram tomorrow too of the party and of course the outcome 💗💙

Yes sorry I did @becarefuloutthere - shouldn't multitask!

Sounds lovely @Crazydoglady123 - hopefully one you can enjoy and look back on with great fondness x

@Haiyaa apologies, you're now firmly on the list 🙌🏼

@Minster2012 make the most of your annual leave from being a bus driver eh 😉 🍆

Oh @Sunbird24 that's awful 😣 look after yourself and if the pain gets too much definitely go to a&e. Have you someone to look after you? Sending love 💕

@larrythelizard thought I tagged you 🙁 sorry 😂 yes I think a holiday is a good way to get out of that way of thinking because regardless it will be something to look forward to. We've put so much on hold because of having that thought but no more 🙌🏼

@Franklydear hope the test is back sharpish!

@Crazydoglady123 ahh exciting that you're having a party too 😊 I've never wanted to know but I think it's cool when the parents find out the same time as everyone else 😊

@bez91 it's not probs it's because I took myself off the list on the last bus as it seemed weird! Belated celebrations for new jobs tonight with some local vineyard bubbles...just need to convince DH we (I) need to book STUFF NOW!

@larrythelizard Thanks! I know I feel you! I've been doing the same, Not going on holidays this year even when I got married in the middle of a pandemic and didn't get a proper wedding or honeymoon yet, just in case we need to go down the road of needing any help with medical treatment. Also said to a wedding in Feb that I won't be able to confirm until later on - same reason 😅

I sometimes keep thinking myself, shall we ignore it and spend money on holis and enjoy ourselves - as we actually deserve it!
Or be cautious just in case later on we might be needing help and we have the money to give it a go straight away. Though decision 🙈

Hi Ladies just jumping on to claim my seat. still keeping an eye on you all.❤️ and with reference to the first post i ovulated on day 25 the month i got my bfp👋🏼

@clolo @blackcurrantqueen @Somatronic Thankyou girls xx

@larrythelizard hahaha I hate wearing them really but I wear them quite a lot for the gym! Manchester isn't until tomorrow but Thankyou x

@Crazydoglady123 oh so exciting! Hope you have a lovely day tomorrow x

@Minster2012 hahaha garden sex, love it😂

Well we had a really quick quickie before we left for the family party today, as in I've never experienced a quickie as quick, OH really wanted a bonk and I obviously wouldn't say no but I'd just done my hair and makeup and we had to leave the house at 12:35 so we started at 12:28 and I told OH he had to be done by 12:30, and he was!!😂 it did bring on af though, literally as OH pulled out😂 I'm glad though because at least I'm not constantly checking all weekend now! Home now after a lovely day, I'm just tanning for tomorrow whilst OH watches boxing, nice chilled night!

Somebody save my seat, I’m back in A&E with another haemorrhage…

@Sunbird24 we got you, I can't never find the right words, but you know we are sitting here with you

Stupid doctor asked if I knew how much blood I’ve lost. Hang on, let me just wring out my jeans… 🤔

Thanks ladies. All send pink vibes 🤞

@Vil10 love the "quick quickie" 😂😂😂

@Sunbird24 you poor thing 😔 Thinking of you ❤️

@Sunbird24 haemorrhages are horrible i know that first hand, especially the wringing out of the jeans. sending all the love ❤️

Oh my god @becarefuloutthere what a DOB!! That would be soooo easy for DH to remember he'd love that!!

Talking of that, as a random aside, there's a Barcelona player who has 3 children, all different ages, all born April 8th. I mean what??? Gotta be c section right?? I wonder if they were conceived in line with end of the euros?? Certainly that's the end of the football season 😂🤣

Anywaysssss

@Sunbird24 ive always wondered that. How much is a teaspoon?? When you see if in your knickers? I don't f ing know. I don't often spill blood in my pant that often mate

@Vil10 I love a quickie. And actually bringing on af like that is decent. You know where you stand and not on knickerwatch

@Crazydoglady123 oooooo will be watching Insta, and I think it's a little lady still 🥰I'm pleased the scan was a good experience 😘

@Thedesirerainbow I think you should book a holiday as you deserve it☺️and it could be your belated honeymoon

@lucyrp you bloody miracle ovulator you!!

So another funny thing today moving, getting neighbours to help.

I move my drawer of knickers & bras

Didn't spot them putting down these bits of wardrobe wood next to...

Didn't paste the news thing

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9449929/amp/Antoine-Griezmann-reveals-son-born-DATE-two-children-five-years.html

Thanks for getting the bus organised @bez91 😊 taking my seat with the IVF crew 😄

@Sunbird24 big hugs ❤️