Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@Minster2012 isn't it bad!! I was also surprised that I paid £15 for the lube and it's tiny!! Also jealous of the snow you have!!

@larrythelizard I think we'll be the same, just got a peak opk? I'm so confused!!

@Kirky658 I thought just imagine if people could see us now, they'd be thinking wtf😂

@notyetamumbuttrying glad the phone call went well!! Now enjoy your day off with DH x

@DKDK123 if definitely isn't all flowers and roses and love is it😂

@bez91 it's called conceive plus! This is the first cycle I'll be using it x

@Tornado2Inc so romantic aren't we! You've got to laugh😂

@Gensola so sorry for the bfn!! But hopefully it's just too early🤞🏼❤️

Wellll plot twist, what I thought what ov yesterday I was wrong, just done an opk to check it was back low, and got this blinder, can't get over how late ov is for me due to those stupid pregnancares!! But DTD again today and guessing ovulation is tomorrow which will be perfect because we're having our Valentine's meal tomorrow🍆

@Missgoldilocks sorry forget you've not been on the buses for a while. So on the 22nd feb we have our first appointment with guys acu at the hospital. It's to check my amh, repeat SA and to sign paperwork for funding. So I'm a bit confused as to what next weds virtual appointment is about?! Ah yes, I remember you popping bk to say that now. So lovely ☺️ bet hubs is chuffed!!
@amy2503 you probably will as well, that's usually how it goes! 🤞🏾
@Juno231 jeez good luck with the up the pooper meds 🙈

@vil10 it really did make me chuckle! I hope that the pregnacare and conceive plus combo work their magic for you like they did with me ❤️ xx

@Vil10 thanks babe, we will. Have done a cardio workout this morning and tidied the flat a bit. Now we're off to the post office and Asda to do some returns 🥳 party on 😂
A girl I know on another thread had a late ov and got her bfp so 🤞🏾🤞🏾

@Kirky658 I'm glad!! I hope so too🤞🏼 did the pregnancare mess with your cycles at all?x

Oooo so yes @Haiyaa there's a few of you, @larrythelizard @Vil10 @amy2503 @Tornado2Inc @bez91 you are FW too? There's others too! Busy end of the month!

@amy2503 exciting fir a couple of weeks then!

@Gensola got everything crossed for you darling, do you have nice valentines plans for the weekend?

@Juno231 🤣🤣

@bez91 share your Bermuda secrets please
OOH JUST READ. WILL TRY 😂

@Vil10 oh to be a man 😂😂 back in we go hahaha

@DJmum83 omg fingers and toes crossed!! A positive clear blue is always a good sign as shows a decent HCG!!

@Minster2012 i like the conceive plus. Also have to use lube usually and this works nice just like normal lube!

@notyetamumbuttrying yay good news on the NHS appt! Positive thinking worked hey!

Me and DD off work/childcare today so been having park dates with our friends and coffee. A lovely little surprise bit of post turned up for us today from a very special lady and also some more vitamins for me and OH!
Sticking to SMEP so night off tonight, then will start OPKs and every other day BD again tomorrow.
We've ordered some food in from a local pub and a treat box from a local bakery 🤞🏼💕
Here's to some valentines babies! X

@vil10 I actually can't really remember as I started taking them as soon as I had my mirena removed. I think they did go a bit dodgy long like 33 days at first then seemed to settle around 27 days x

I can't keep up but just popping in to ask @Juno231 what happens if you need to fart after taking one of those pills 😂

@blackcurrantqueen thanks! Sounds like a nice Valentine's Day 😍

@Haiyaa @larrythelizard Glad I can provide you with a laugh every now and then!

Ladies you will love this
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4162828-tell-me-about-the-worst-boyfriend-you-ever-had-and-why

@2020mission okay genuinely I'm supposed to take this pill the same morning as the HSG and I keep thinking what if with the HSG pain I cramp up and it shoots back out at the radiologist?!

[quote Juno231]**@Haiyaa* @larrythelizard* Glad I can provide you with a laugh every now and then!

Ladies you will love this
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4162828-tell-me-about-the-worst-boyfriend-you-ever-had-and-why[/quote]
Omg this thread is bloody brilliant !

@blackcurrantqueen the chipolata pipi made me think of one of the ladies on here who slept with a tic tac was it??

@Minster2012 kegels like pelvic floor exercises for a bit of upsuck 😂

Yayy FW ladies @Haiyaa @larrythelizard @Vil10 @amy2503
Managed to accost DH for a dinnertime bonk inbetween him working this AM then just afterwards got 4 call outs so timing was 👌🏼 although the dinnertime plan was to rehang the radiator one of the bedrooms but hey ho it'll have to be cold in there again tonight 🙈
No idea when I'm testing, been having long luteal phases so will probably just wait until AF overdue around 5th March

I have read and caught up, sorry I can’t really manage to respond to lots of things today. Had yet another preg announcement on a chat group with school friends - very happy for them but I think it has just rubbed it in that this TTC process is so hard emotionally. My first reaction was to cry which I know is ridiculous, but the chat now keeps pinging over and over again. It’s weird how sometimes it hits harder than others. Oh well, onto the start of FW and lots of DTD. Going to try conceive plus this month as might as well as it is already bought!

Hope all you ladies have a nice weekend! We will be packing and cleaning the flat ready to move on Thursday

@Vil10 I took pregcare and ovulated later the cylce I got my BFP!

@blackcurrantqueen @Juno231 tic tac dick @Vil10 the gift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣

@Kirky658 omg I know! By my dates I'm 13 weeks tomorrow but by the scan I'm 14 weeks on Monday so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣can't believe you're 9 weeks already'

@notyetamumbuttrying thank god they weren't cancelling! Yassss

@Vil10 ooo ov and Valentine's meal! Yes ❤️

@Billythecat I so feel for you! I've had 5 friends get pregnant in the last 6 months - it just seems so improbable!! We've been trying for 12 months and probably have the healthiest lifestyle of all of them! I am so happy for them really - but it brings out the worst in me!

@Juno231 Only just seen your message, hello! Yay, so glad to have a buddy! It seems like everyone I know gets pregnant just by thinking about it!

Thanks everyone trying to keep positive - not out until the clinic confirm I am!

@Minster2012 yes we have a meal for two booked to collect from a local French restaurant, sadly no wine for me as won’t have tested yet but if it’s negative on Monday I’ll be having a large gin!

@Kally9 tell me about it! Actually had a friend tell me the other day "I can't believe you've been trying since last Jan and I have a 10 week old" - cheers love! (she didn't even start trying, she fell pregnant the cycle before she was gonna TTC!)

Ladies I'm going bonkers here - I've called the radiology dept 7 times today and only once did someone pick up! When they did they said "hang on a sec" and put me on hold/redirected my call only to hang up on me. Wtf.

[quote Juno231]**@Haiyaa* @larrythelizard* Glad I can provide you with a laugh every now and then!

Ladies you will love this
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4162828-tell-me-about-the-worst-boyfriend-you-ever-had-and-why[/quote]
This is hilarious, particularly the one with the chipolata dick/anaemic foetus! I do prefer the term prawn dick myself though... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Gensola fingers crossed for you

@Kally9 thanks, I feel less of a b now! I’m really happy for all of them (honestly haha) it just is a reminder that we are still waiting! Fingers crossed for you getting your BFP- waiting is hard!

I’m sure this weekend of cleaning and packing will take my mind of TTC! it won’t be fun, but we are running out of time before the move!