Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@Minster2012 oh and yes, that is another immense title 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Minster2012 stops the rona and it does something good for bone development in babies. I just liked the play on words with the D 😂 one slightly more important than the other 😉
Feel free to butcher down to size or pick bits or just stick it in the intro.
Excellent.... DD is bored with the destruction after about 2 minutes whereas I'm needing a committed demolition enthusiast 😂

@Catherinettc im so ready for the return to school!! I was ecstatic in august and I'll be feeling similar on Monday morning 🤩

@Minster2012 I love all of your titles 😂

[quote Gem176]@Minster2012 will we meet half way to do handover 😂 are you happy for him to be let loose with a small hammer 🤔
Oh and bus title
From horse spunk to puppy love via progesterone pessary's and a good dose of vitamin D 🍆😜 TMI? Nah, never heard of it mate.... What to expect before you are expecting! [/quote]
These are great too 👌

Loving these titles, they make me smile
We've ended up with fish finger butties and cheesy chips for dinner, sorry bub, needs must!

@larrythelizard if you're worried about it it's definitely worth calling! I'm gearing up for the inevitable call for fertility tests soon😩

@Minster2012 he had blueberries, strawberries, grapes and walnuts! What did you have?

Some of our pancakes ended up burnt😂😂 no idea how, I'm usually okay at making them, oh well, still tasted nice!

@larrythelizard biscoff and chocolate sounds delish 🤤

@larrythelizard I'm drooling rn

Quick vote... booty workout .. 90s workout or lady gaga workout...

I'm too indecisive today lol

90s @Dollybird89!

So last cycle when I got my faint positive, not sure whether I should class it as a cp? I remembered at the end that because I was so cold every night I was wearing warm fluffy bed socks in bed, and remember from a bus last year a woman said that as a "thing I did differently" when she got her BFP, and I was also having kiwi and pineapple fruit salads with crushed up Brazil nuts as a snack, and also remember someone saying Brazil nuts and pineapple were good in the TWW?? So adopting those things this cycle and hoping it'll work again🤞🏼

@Vil10 yes I eat Brazil nuts in TWW, a couple a day are meant to be good but not really more than that, & pineapple is a symbol of ivf you are meant to eat a whole pineapple core & all after OV to help implantation 😘☺️I don't know about the CP but I think that's basically what ppl class them as

So do we think puppies in the title or not or leave puppies til we know if @Vil10's dog has done his job or not hmmmm and I had strawberries blueberries & raisins & grapes in my pancake too

Omg I CANNOT WAIT for MAFSA tomorrow night!!! Anyone else?!?!

Omg @larrythelizard I only managed 16 minutes before flaking into a hot mess! That was intense!
Well I know what my goal for tomorrow is now lol

We ended up having crispy duck pancakes.... definitely not traditional pancake day pancakes but bloody delicious anyway 😂😂

@Justanothercyster me!!! It's going to be chaos I can't wait 🤣🤣 xx

@Minster2012 we can keep the puppies for a celebratory thread name when we know 😅

Evening ladies
That was a funny read!

So glad you are sorted @Crazydoglady123

I'm at work the next few days so may be radio silence from me but will try and keep up!!
Have had high OV readings and got some pelvic pain so assuming it's today / tomorrow!
DTD today and yesterday. So two more days I reckon then a break 😂

Well done @Dollybird89 I would have bailed half way through tonight if it hadn't been a gym zoom!

@Gem176 I really fancy some crispy duck this weekend now!

I'm with you @Justanothercyster

I think that's a good idea @Juno231 def!!

Yay for OV @blackcurrantqueen get it get it get it

Ooooo crispy duck pancakes you win @Gem176 though if anyone gets crispy dick pancakes maybe not 🤪😜

Wow, I’m away for less than a day and look what happens 😂 I’ve skimmed but have an early start and need to get to bed, so forgive me if I’ve missed something!

Welcome newbies, so glad you managed to take a 💩 @Crazydoglady123, enema or suppository was the right choice hope you were near a toilet as they can be vicious 🤣🤣🤣

Not sure on the use of progesterone @Minster2012 and @larrythelizard, very niche and not a licensed use. There would be an issue of timing as during IVF you start it a day before transfer(ish) meaning you really want to hit the day before implantation but could potentially get away with immediately following confirmed ovulation? But the point is I don’t really know and wouldn’t advise it without speaking to the OB/GYN. The one thing I do know for sure is that you should NEVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRR buy prescription drugs over the internet. The amount of fake and downright dangerous stuff out there is insane. I’m looking at you Larry 👀

Covid vaccine fine when trying to conceive, animal studies show no harm done even when using vastly greater concentrations of vaccine. Given the way they work, I would expect being infected with covid to cause female infertility if the vaccine did which there is no evidence of. I’ve had mine, and I know of several doctors and nurses who are getting them either whilst TTC or even pregnant.

Had pancakes and now I feel sick but I’ve felt sick all day. I hate the symptom spotting, I’m sure I wouldn’t feel like this if I wasn’t TTC 😫 I really want to test but would be pointless so will just continue to slowly lose my mind.... DH’s ears perked up when I said I felt sick so had to tell him to pipe down 😂

Thread name is thoroughly disgusting, I may have even been a bit sick in my mouth, it’s that good 😂

@blackcurrantqueen, go get that 🍆🍆🍆🍆 girl!

@Gem176 I had ELCS with DD and will this time too, didn’t have to poop but did have to be passing wind 💨 🤢 not a problem since I was soooooo full of gas after the op and was chugging peppermint tea even though I despise it! That first poop feels like you are going to literally turn inside out! Something to look forward to I suppose...

@Justanothercyster @Catherinettc @Minster2012 OMG! MAFS. No words. Literally need to see tomorrow's now! And I'll not be happy if they agree to let them do it...... what horrible people.

We managed pancakes for dessert! Yay. 🥳

Excellent love that @Haiyaa 😋👌🏻🙌🏻thank you! Though progesterone starts the week before transfer for IVF so I was thinking around ovulation time, not that I I ovulate but hey Ho mines def legit, bought & paid for from Ivf clinic. Just sitting in a brown paper bag now, I take no responsibility for @larrythelizard over there 😳

Feeling sick you say.......how many dpo are you??? And pancakes have that effect! Sick in your mouth at thread names, that's what I was going for!