Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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Good telling off @Haiyaa - I don't think I'm that stupid, but really, who knows!

I'm about to get busier at work which I think will be good for me, too much idle google time at the moment!

Hi everyone

Omg this thread moves so fast, I have skimmed through but not had a chance to properly read through.
I'm on a double shift next 3 days so might be missing in action but will catch up with you all at weekend.

@Minster2012 definitely chase up results I would say, fingers crossed they are good.

@Juno231 and @clolo glad you are all set for your tests.

I got the first vaccine and I'm now pregnant so won't be getting second.

I got a 2-3 on clearblue today so happy with that.

Will do 1 more next week and once I see 3+ I'll stop testing.

Thanks again for all your lovely comments last night.
I have ignored them today. Don't think they like it.

Sorry if I haven't wrote to anybody else but I'm just in and heading to bed. Will catch up soon.

Xxx

@clolo @Justanothercyster @paintfairy I've seen tomorrow nights mafs already because of my jail break fire stick. You. Will. Love. It!! Best commitment ceremony yet! Can't wait for you all to see 😁

Wait I think the commitment ceremony aired tonight didn't it...so it's tomorrow nights that you'll love! To be fair, it's all good isn't it 🤪

@clolo I'm boycotting too if they let them stay.
@notyetamumbuttrying whaaat? Noooooo.... I need to see! Unfair.

Wait you are ahead???? That's cheating!!

No I need to set up this thread before sleeping

@DJmum83 yayyyyyyyyy for 2/3 weeks and fir ignoring the haters

@clolo 2 years off for all def

I'm just talking to myself now so might as well do it on a new thread

Why do you all do this to me at BEDTIME?????

I want to sleeeeeeeepppp toooooo you know 😩😔☹️😜😳

Yoga slurping dog spunk in a horse flshlght TTC unconventionally BUS 33 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4167979-yoga-slurping-dog-spunk-in-a-horse-fl-shl-ght-ttc-unconventionally-bus-33

Fuck you all I'm off to sleep, don't let the new bus go without you

Us waiting for the commitment ceremony & @notyetamumbuttrying already seen it

@clolo cos it would work so well after the experiment right, yaaaa right!!! Mehhhh

Thank you for setting up a new thread minster!!

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Ladies ♥️♥️♥️😘😘😘