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Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

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Minster2012 · 10/02/2021 09:26

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

  • Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
  • Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
  • Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
  • Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
  • The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Minster2012 · 10/02/2021 09:27

Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Juno231
@Franklydear
@Vil10
@notyetamumbuttrying
@LB20xx
@paintfairy
@HappyMrsR
@Michellescarn
@Thinkingandblinking
@JJ93
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@pixienewbie
@Ronnii
@Sausage1990
@Justanothercyster
@Florence13
@Katao
@Disneymad85
@larrythelizard
@Haiyaa
@DKDK123
@bwfcchick88
@DOB78
@2020mission
@Dollybird89
@Hopeful110
@DJmum83
@blackcurrantqueen
@TTCAbroad
@clolo
@DKDK123
@amy2503
@Billythecat

IVF/IUI/ICSI passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@Minster2012 (serial IVF er)
@clolo
@notyetamumbuttrying
@justanothecyster
@katao
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@paintfairy

The lurker from across the pond
@skip86

Bumps who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@Runnergirl1
@KateColx
@SmileyT
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@Ltay2
@BlondePotter
@Clairey844
@Gem176
@kirky658
@Hollie657

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HoneysuckIejasmine · 10/02/2021 09:30

Sorry to butt in, but just read your thread title and .... It really made me laugh! Keep it up, brave bus passengers. Good luck to you all. Flowers

larrythelizard · 10/02/2021 09:32

Lost you all on the last thread, busy week here but hiiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

FW in full swing here 🍆🍆🍆🍆!

InkyPaper · 10/02/2021 09:41

Jumping on to take my seat! 👋

Dollybird89 · 10/02/2021 09:45

Love it! Epic bus 🤣 taking my spot up top... though i may request a heater coz its dam freezing and I've developed a cold overnight lol

paintfairy · 10/02/2021 09:46

@Juno231 yes I think they throw everything at you! And i think they do wash it for ivf so I'm not sure why if it hates being washed, you then go for ivf? Maybe because its even less work? No idea.

I'm feeling less positive suddenly. Someone on here mentioned endo to me. Who was that?! I can't remember! But if the scan shows nothing I'm going to question this because on further reading- loads of people have endo with no period pain. As a teenager I had horrendous period paid which is why they put me on the pill. But the spotting is apparently a sign? So I think it really needs ruling out? 😫 I just know full well it'll all not go as simply as she described on the phone yesterday.....

Anyway, I'll take my miserable seat today on this bus. 🤣

Vil10 · 10/02/2021 09:50

Taking my seat! Thanks driver @Minster2012 for the new bus!!

pixienewbie · 10/02/2021 09:56

Thanks for tagging me on @Minster2012 I’ve been reading along but struggling to join as you guys do like to talk!
I’m CD32 and last month my period arrived on CD33, the one before that was CD26 so expecting AF any minute. Cycles a bit muddled since my MMC in Oct. I’ve ordered some FRERs so that should get AF here any second 😂

notyetamumbuttrying · 10/02/2021 10:00

@paintfairy sorry hun, I mentioned endo to you but you said you didn't get painful periods so I doubt it's that! Although I didn't realise you could have it without period pain...that's new to me. You'll need a lap to diagnose it, regular scans don't pick it up. Please try and stay positive though xx
@Minster2012 epic bus intro, thank you 😊

Catherinettc · 10/02/2021 10:02

Marking my place ladies ❤ xxx

paintfairy · 10/02/2021 10:09

@notyetamumbuttrying ah. Thanks! What prompts them to do a lap? Because they just fobbed me off when I went in 2019 with it? But why on earth do they not look if there's still an issue? I'll mention it when I go on 1st. I don't want it to be a waste of time doing IUI if there's a problem they haven't found? Although, neither am I sure if it's their department?

Juno231 · 10/02/2021 10:14

Marking my place xx

DJmum83 · 10/02/2021 10:16

Marking my place. Love the bus title thanks @Minster2012 xxx

Sausage1990 · 10/02/2021 10:28

Morning ladies 🌻 thank you for another bus & another epic intro @minster2012

@lucyrp what a gorgeous annoucement 💕 so happy for you!

@florence13 awww hun I feel you. What cycle day are you on? As Minster said, test when you feel ready. It's a mental game as well as an emotional one.

I decided to test today even tho I knew it would be negative because I needed to see a BFN. I knew it would be as its far too early at 8dpo (I've never got a BFP before 12pdo) but now I've seen one it feels a bit easier for me to see no progress rather than get my hoped up with pesky progesterone symptoms and see af or a BFN on Sunday. I don't know if that makes any sense.

I've got an annual leave day today (had a few days to use up before the end of March) and I'm currently enjoying a lovely midmorning bath which feels quite luxurious haha. 🛀

Juno231 · 10/02/2021 10:30

@notyetamumbuttrying yes I'm drinking all the alcohol in the world on Sat. I am SO excited!! My weight loss has been very slow as well but like you said - at least we're not getting fatter! I signed up for a 60 day free trial of les mills today so let's see if I start using it...

Minster2012 · 10/02/2021 10:33

@HoneysuckIejasmine thank you!! Had to be a nod to a certain someone there 🤣😬💪🏻🤞🏻#probablygetthrownoffMN

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Florence13 · 10/02/2021 10:37

@Minster2012 love the title and the epic intro! Thanks for continuing to lead us through this crazy journey and keeping the bus on the road haha.

@Sausage1990 I’m CD34 today, sorry to hear about the bfn but like you say would be super early to see anything. Keeping my fingers crossed for you. I’m just mentally struggling to be honest whichever way it chooses to go.

Haiyaa · 10/02/2021 10:40

Got my ice skates on, and pissy sticks at the ready!

@Vil10 I think I will be due from around 25/02 according to my app but last cycle was f*cked due to covid. Just got a BEAUTIFUL pissy LH peak though. DH is in for it tonight and probably tomorrow too! When are you due?

Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32
Ronnii · 10/02/2021 10:43

Hi 😄 back on the bus.
D29 BFN this morning but still a chance 🤞

DOB78 · 10/02/2021 10:51

Thankyou driver for the new bus and I'm here waving my ticket with my piss sticks waiting for the weekend
@Haiyaa thankyou I feel quite positive this month but who knows.
So not symptom spotting but today have shooting pains up me floo and actually feel like I've been dug up!!! Its such a dilemma test not to test im getting on my own nerves.......

Kirky658 · 10/02/2021 10:54

Title.genius.

Also missed the memes on last bus, here's one from me 😁

Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32
Minster2012 · 10/02/2021 10:55

@pixienewbie ahhhh sorry we are making it hard for you it's been a bit weird too! Is there anything we can do to pull you along/make it easier? The old "order sticks, piss on stick, AF" dilemma😬🤞🏻god damn let's hope that's not the case, are you just gonna go for it do you think?

@Sausage1990 that's dead early, you are just getting it out of your system right! A mid morning bath?? Ooooo luxury Same as @Tornado2Inc who is being suspiciously quiet on her POAS addiction over there 🤔

@Tabbycat92 @Billythecat you cats still with us? @larrythelizard get on that dick lady 🍆🍆🍆it's cold outside, you need to huddle for warmth

I've got REALLY important work to do so I'm blatantly gonna try avoid it

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Sausage1990 · 10/02/2021 10:55

@florence13 awww hun I can see you're struggling. Is there anything I can do to help? Have you thought about having some counselling after your loss? Have you anyone irl that you're able to talk about these feelings with? I considered counselling but I actually ended up speaking with a friend and my cousin (who I'm really close to) who've both had MC but both had pregnancies after, and talked about this anxiety and I found it really helpful to have that support irl. I'm holding your hand doll 💕

Minster2012 · 10/02/2021 10:56

@Ronnii definitely not out til AF arrives, what are your cycles usually like?

@DOB78 we haven't had a lightening fanny for a while!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

@Kirky658 😂

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Tornado2Inc · 10/02/2021 10:57

@Minster2012 haha, Tornado is still actively trying to lay an egg, FFS!!! 🤣 "high, high, high..." all that oestrogen, but where is my freakin' peak?! 😂

Digging the name 😂

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