Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@Kirky658 so it was heavy then? How bizarre! Maybe my issue is that then? I don't bleed after sex. I'll mention that to them too. They'll love having me. 🤣

@paintfairy yep, it was so bloody bizarre (no pun intended) lol x

Wow ladies catching up since 4pm & Jesus!

@Catherinettc yes my posties seem to withhold stuff, being in the sticks means we get things delivered by carrier pigeons or posties who indulge in our stuff maybe! Honestly I'm gonna be the size of a VERY HAPPY HOUSE 🥰look forward to the hoovering wee though 🥳

I had a lovely bath & what we are discussing hair washing?? I wash my hair once a week. I be just done it 🤩I hate it. Mine gets greasy if I do it more. Fact my hairdressers have all said. Mine is as thick as straw. Awful. Coarse & my immunotherapy has made it worse.

@Juno231 you are making buns?? For chines new year?? & sending them out you say??? You legend. 12 rounds unassisted IUI what does that even mean??

@Justanothercyster chick flick. Hmmmmmm. Nope. But the evening sounds great, I've just been catching up on ru Paul

@DKDK123 i'll throw in my TWW til I know my AMH results!

@Gem176 OMG I'm laughing so much at your "boner ruined my sleep" I can't believe you are defloofing for him pregnant too that's dedication! Mind you, valentines, then maybe leave it. DH has just said to me " we aren't doing cards" er yeah boy I bloody bought yours 2 frigging weeks ago.

@blackcurrantqueen your prize isssssssss FUCK ALLLLLLLL 🤩🥳😘Chrissy teigan, didn't she do a sex tape??? Oooo Prosecco you say!

@paintfairy I can find out how much a lap is at my clinic too if you like

@Juno231 you KNOW WE NEED BAO BUNS PICS

@Franklydear we wouldn't dream of it get your as here bitch

NEWBIES YOU STILL WITH us???

@MichelleScarn how are you????

@Ronnii yes a cockapoo for one dog and I've got a rare pointer for another, the cockapoo got groomed yesterday so this pic before then but both also work in the shooting season (cockapoo beating mainly) pointer retrieving but both soft sofa dogs & dappy

@blackcurrantqueen thanks hun it really is a complete emotional rollercoaster

@Justanothercyster oh how fab but I guess challenging at times. I love the classic stuff particularly Jane Austen. I will literally ready anything though. I really enjoyed Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine.

@Minster2012 if you can find out easily, that would be great. Unless @Billythecat knows? After the lap though, I'm guessing you'd then have to pay to have it removed as well? After they give the go ahead for IUI she said we get 12 months to start. So I was just thinking it might be worth weighing it up?

As for hair. Mine is fine and crap. But I only wash once a week. Mainly because I thought over washing might be not helping its condition. I used to do every other day, then every 3. But after wfh it got less and less. It doesn't look great though when it needs washing. 🤣 @lucyrp

What are we thinking about mafs? Dan is busy burning his bridges. Susie is a nightmare but god, Billy?! Seriously. And Cyrell's brother? Just rude.

@Florence13 ahhhh live Eleanor Oliphant, need to read that again!

@Minster2012 so lovely cuddled together, thought I recognised that fur. Ive got a little cockerpoo too. Mine is 7 months and a handful but a great dog.

@paintfairy cyrells brother is a grade A douche bag!! Billy is a sap but I'm glad he stuck up for himself at last! Susie is a nasty piece of work, she's worse than ines!! Jessica is playing with fire tho...can't wait for cyrell to out her! Dan is really enjoying his cake 🍰 isn't he! 🙈

@Minster2012 I think unassisted is just waiting for me to ovulate and squirt swimmers straight on to the egg. Bypassing CM/cervix in case I have a hostile vagine and kinda just helping the process along the way. Vs assisted where they give you clomid, wash the sperm etc.

@Justanothercyster @Florence13 Eleanor Oliphant was so good! Read it in one evening cause I couldn't put it down.

My hair is fine and dead straight and goes greasy very quickly. I've ended up in a trap where I have to wash it every other day or it ends up looking rubbish. My main problem is that I have SO MANY baby hairs so when my hair is dirty all the baby hairs get super wispy and go all over the place. So I can't contain them in pony tails or buns and end up looking a bit homeless.

@Justanothercyster loved Eleanor Oliphant and also gave it as a gift to my evil MIL who actually liked it! Probably the only thing I’ve ever given her she hasn’t said was crap

My hair is thick and a lot of it, curly too, and at the moment very longtoday is day 5 since the last wash but I really have to do it tomorrow, today I had to tie it in a plat, it takes me so long to wash it and dry it that I really do it as little as possible, comes summer I'll cut it into a bob

Work next door business window, this could be very outing....

@paintfairy I've just looked through our IVF fees schedule (if anyone wants to know any cost of anything for interest I'm your gal) and there's no laparoscopy on it, only hycosy which is £500. Maybe ours don't do it?

MAFS oh my god cyrells brother FFS. Billy storming out then back in to get something from the cupboard 😂🤣suzie is horrendous urgh but DH is telling me what they are doing now though, she's got 2 kids by a guy who was in NFL & got kicked out for doing steroids 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Ronnii ahhh they are great, the cockerpoo is in charge. Massively but he was here first. He is 7, we got him before you had to remortgage to get one, when they were still "expensive mongrels" & him, at a rare colour was ridiculous at £850! 😝

@Juno231 ah yes the hostile vag. I think I'm just hostile. I think they forget that 🤣

@Franklydear you are curly??? Never imagined that!! 😲😲

I had long hair, but the tangles I was getting drove me a couple weeks ago to tie it in bunchies and cut it off myself. Just above the shoulders now and I think not a bad job tho OH doesn't agree 😂

@Minster2012 yeah what we paid was grim😅

@Minster2012 more black and white movie star wavey, but yeah, I make my pour hairdresser straighten it up every time cis at home would be impossible, good job she loves me

@Minster2012 my clinic doesn't offer laparoscopy's either. I've heard they're in the thousands tho...like 3/4K 👀 @paintfairy
Yeah Billy storming out n coming bk in again was hilarious 🤣
Omg not surprised Suzie went off with another dickhead, only dickheads would want her! She's awful 😣
Jess is gonna end up like ines, with egg on her face!

Just jumping on the bus and sneaking to the back...love the title @Minster2012 hope everyone thursday ready, practically the weekend right...

Lying low as approaching AF...and getting twitchy with the sticks! Got an initial consultation tomorrow with an IVF clinic eeek! breath, calm thoughts!

@larrythelizard did the premom app start to behave, I used it this month and it jumped from 0.4 up to 1.2 just like that...so keep 🍆🍆

@Ronnii I just read your two messages & thought you were talking about the cockapoo there with long curly hair & thing it in bunches, & chopping it off yourself, then it ALL GOT REALLY WEIRD 🤪😜 Jesus yeah, I've been told prices, I think I puked when I realised we had him castrated a couple of years ago to get the big dopey one. Could've paid all our IVF bills! He's lovely as well. Hindsight eh! Instead we got her. Hmmmmmm

@notyetamumbuttrying why are all the unpleasant procedures so much??? Jess' lips offend me. Greatly.

@Franklydear oh yes I picture you as black and white movie star. Def.

@Juno231 haha I was the same with it, read it on our honeymoon awww.

@Gensola oh dear is she a hard one to please? Always difficult to know what to get people, but yes it's such a good book!

@Minster2012 oh bloody hell they're awful aren't they! I've missed tonight's but catching up tomorrowwwwww

@Thinkingandblinking good luck tomorrow! How exciting!

Ugh I feel bloody yucky, sicky and tired, but fairly certain I'm ovulating. Temp dip, cramps, high soft cervix, ewcm, the works. Cd13, wtf, it's like my cycles are actually trying to be... drumroll.... normal! We'll see though 🧐

@lucyrp that's like two weeks! I'm super envious I seem to spend half my time washing, drying and styling mine 😭 the time I'd save if I could do it once a fortnight!! Could waste it watching mafs instead 🤣

@Kirky658 I've actually bought a voucher for a photography session with a local photographer for after lockdown, just want a nice picture to frame as I'm useless at selfies and remembering to take photos while actually doing things.

@Minster2012 well the defloofing is my choice, he doesn't give a monkeys but I prefer my fanjo bare 🙈 I'm sure the more pregnant I get the less I will care but woo woo is just so easy!! I'm really only doing it so I get a decent sleep, if I knew it was going to hang around for HOURS I'd have just shagged it out of him there and then 😂 need my 8 hours or I'm grumpy as 😳
I'm went to school with a girl who went through treatment for cancer as a child and as a result went from beautiful curls to poker straight hair.

@Justanothercyster sounds good for cd13 🤞🏻

@Juno231 sounds like we have the same hair, the crazy wispy flyaways are a nightmare!!

Mafs chat! I read online where they all are now and ended up spoiling it for myself 😭 won't ruin it for any of you guys but omg it's going to be so good to watch! I'm excited 😂 Jess' lips are horrendous along with her personality, susie is a twat, I can't stand Dan, I really do love mick he's just so funny and down to Earth! Billy 🙄 he just annoys me, I'm sure he's lovely but I just want to shake him! I quite like Ning and mark and I really couldn't stand her in the beginning.

@Thinkingandblinking it is my Friday tomorrow. Have Friday off 🥳 ooh good luck with the consultation! Which clinic? I have mine with care London in March 😬
@Minster2012 jess's lips are ridiculous! She looks like she's been stung by a bee!
@Justanothercyster yay to normal cycles my lovely 😊 you go get you some 🍆

Oh and @Minster2012 oh is very much "I don't do Valentine's" grumpy bastard but I quite like a funny card, not into anything big just a funny card.... every year he does the flowers thing then moans about it! It drives me nuts, I'd rather he didn't if he's just going to moan about how no one else does Valentine's and in reality all I really would like is a funny, appropriate to us card 🙄

@Gem176 I feel exactly the same as you with that summary of MAFS 🤣