Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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June 24 BFPs
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August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
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6 BFPs for jan

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My OH is a carpenter but can do pretty much any aspect of building work e.g plastering etc and he's also pretty good on the mechanics side of things 😅

@Sausage1990 see you just have to have faith🥰 umm it's calmed down so it's better than it was but I still have bad days and good days I think I have low blood pressure too as been having lots of dizzy spells and had a terrible morning the other day.

@Minster2012 yes I definitely caught @Kirky658 out ! I'm on an early pregnancy rhr thread from when I was panicking about mine and it came up on the top of my watching that someone had commented and it was @Kirky658 so I told her off 😉😂

@blackcurrantqueen oh bless you really hope your feeling warmer soon.

@Sausage1990 aww glad your feeling a bit better today hun. And I love that analogy!

@lucyrp sorry to hear your still having bad and good days but hope your having more good days than bad.

@blackcurrantqueen yes I’ve read about the sperm meets egg plan but haven’t tried it to be fair.

@lucyrp can I borrow your OH??
@Florence13 it's basically sex every other day which is why I thought it might interest you!
@Minster2012 think I'd choose salty mcD chips over salty anything else 😂
@Kirky658 TURN OFF THE HR MONITOR, honestly I think you'll cause yourself more stress and anxiety than it is worth 😘

@blackcurrantqueen definitely think I could do that haha. Where are you up to in your cycle?

@Kirky658 I was quite an active runner when I got pregnant the first time (5-10k daily). I looked at all the possible sources online that would convince me it is safe to run right up to the very end. Almost got myself the bump belt/holder thingy, the one that stops the belly from jumping up and down too much! By week 6, I was so tired that I dreaded using the stairs after work (I lived on the 1st floor…) Needless to say, I didn’t order that belt. So yes, pregnant athletes should be a thing. I’d pay to see that!

@Minster2012 Haha, yep, I clicked on the wrong person with the same name when adding a contact! @Juno231 I wouldn’t worry too much about non-sticky newbies. You guys are quite welcoming and have a pretty awesome thing going on here 😊 It’s our job to suck it up and share pictures our genital juices with the group randomly 😆

@tornado2inc haha, definitely! I kept trying to run at my previous 8:45mm pace I was like ummmm this is hard... Heart rate at 175. Now I'm 10:30mm and its more like 155 so that's something I guess lol!

@Kirky658 That's impressive, my speech was slurred around that time 😆

@Kirky658 def eat what you feel like ESPECIALLY if it stops you feeling sick! & you could have hypothermia so good @lucyrp told you off too! Brrrrr pregnant athletes MUST be a thing

@Florence13 ha ha I'm fancying salty chips now but we have a ham hock gnocchi bake tonight do that should do it! But I have to have an extra teaspoon of salt a day due to my surgeries so I have more of a salty taste than most I think, can still think cum tastes salty though 🤣😂

@lucyrp your OH sounds way more handy than mine 🤣😂

@Sausage1990 have noted the new bus title, at this rate it won't be long! And yessss for feeling better! Fab analogy

@Vil10 is it mortgage advisor night tonight?? 🤞🏻🤞🏻

So newbies, I don't wanna make you feel left out, how you doing, how was the amazing porridge @Haiyaa? Next time we need an obligatory picture of amazeballs things like that, we are a bit of a piccy bunch here I'm afraid @InkyPaper thought it just had one big bar in the middle like a battered Mars bar, I'm thinking chopped up bits & caramel & clusters of chocolate & swirls & felicitous melted choc, who's right?

@Tornado2Inc ahhhh I see the bummed AF now, I mean if that's your thing we don't mind!! How old is DC1?

And @disneymad85 how old is your DC? I think I might recognise your username from another thread back in the day? How you feeling, sorry if we are a bit chatty & fast feel free to dive in x

Awwwww @Tornado2Inc you so kind! I look forwards to pics of your genital juices 🙌🏻

Has anyone signed up to the premom 9 cycle guarantee and gotten their money? I remember man, many buses ago posting about it incase anyone wanted to sign up and saying I wasn't signing up for it as I'd already been trying for ages and would like to hope it wouldn't take me another 9months (bahahahaha how wrong was I!!!). Luckily for me I signed up anyways just incase, just noticed I've only 1 more cycle to go after this to hit the 9month and be eligible just curious if they actually uphold their end of the bargain and refund you your ovulation tests, no harm in trying it could be a small silver lining to 9 additional months of disappointment 😂

@minster2012 this pic is for you and your fluffy lining tomorrow 🤞🤞

Tbh it's for all you ladies we got this shit!

As for online dating... I met my ex online... turned into a weirdo in the years we were together and then ended in d.abuse.... then got chatting with OH online just for friendship... then I ended up moving 180 miles up north to be with him and never looked back! It's like a fairytale romance with him and I feel so lucky to have him ! He adores the ground I walk on and would do anything for me.

Now just to complete our lil family with a baby! ..... it may not happen naturally but holding out for fertility appointment!

Oh god I've lost the plot. Just realised I'm symptom spotting...but I'm actually on my period (which arrived as expected and is completely normal!)

FFS!

Will obv have to use an IC in the morning to clear up the crazies but it will obv be a BFN!

@2020mission no worries babes! We watched that balls/brothers one too, it was informative. Switch it up with a female fertility one! And totally reasonable for you to not want your pregnancy announced at work! I wouldn't either. Just tell ppl as and when you speak to them.
@Minster2012 would he really think u were mean for watching it?
@Justanothercyster no probs, hope he watches it! I'm sure it'll be insightful. Oh and Ines is a ridiculous human being, can't wait for you to catch up @Catherinettc
Hi newbies btw 👋🏾 I'm a male factor infertility bus rider so just waiting on ivf at the moment. First appointment is a month away now!

@larrythelizard I've taken a test after my period finished before, just in case it wasn't a real period 😂 it was obviously lol! This was before I knew about the male factor stuff. So you're not alone in your craziness 😜

Omg ladies have a read of this...lol

Guess what I've been sent... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4147498-Guess-what-Ive-been-sent

@Florence13 yeah I think that's the same for us! At least we'll always be covered!! Ohh you and me both, sure they're just warming up for us🤞🏼

@Tornado2Inc I know what you mean! Makes you feel slightly better doesn't it, I just wish I'd got there sooner in the journey!!

@Minster2012 ahhh it is!! Meetings at 6:30, I'll let you all know how it goes!!

Hello, I've been catching up on the commute again
@Minster2012 good luck for tomorrow
I met my DH through friends in college, I never really dared, scary...
I had a fun day at work, turns out that fighting with business boy and then ignoring him results on him being hilarious
In one of my breaks, he came to the rest room and got climbing on the selves with the cleaning products, holding onto the bottles, this didn't result on me going over to make sure he is safe and not trying to kill himself, didn't take anything with him when he left the room
Climbing through window style holes instead of using the door next to it, this didn't result either in me worrying about his bad back
Putting the volume up on the music, when he put what I was listening to this morning
Walking the soda he shouldn't be having around, again no comment
Same with the take away lunch he said he wasn't going to have again
You would think I don't care, and the many other things I must have missed cos I don't

Yes newbies do stay! I think we all feel like an outsider when we're gone for a bit and the bus flies on and you've lost track of the conversation 😆 I know I do! We need newbies as hopefully some oldies will be graduating soon 🤞

I also recognise the username Adrianoska didn't realise she was that dramatic though haha. I think I was just lurking then. Take it she's long gone after getting her BFP?

On the chat of internet dating I also completely missed out on all that fun. Quite enjoyed reading the book Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari just to find out what the singles have on the go these days 😆 my husband and me just met at work so no exciting story to share there.

Never really dated that should say, not dared

@Tornado2Inc how do you even meet on Skype? 🤣🤣🤣 @InkyPaper @Juno231 @Minster2012 definitely some weirdos on there! Mostly weirdos in fact. But if you are lucky (or very patient) it can work. One friend met her DH on tinder and another on OKcupid.
I even went to a pof singles night! Met a girl on the page before and arranged to meet her, so I wasn't alone. Still fb friends now (she's still single). But the good blokes got grabbed first and there was no hope. We ended up chatting to 2 that were alright but not exactly marriage material. I ended up out on my own with them (she lived further away and got the last bus) until about 1am, it was a work night and I rocked up feeling pretty hungover the next day. I originally was going to drive but didn't! One of them seemed ok but then he texted asking if i shave my bits. 🤣 So I dismissed him very quickly.

@Sausage1990 she really annoyed me to be honest. I didn't go on any buses for a while after that. Couldn't be doing with the drama. 🤣

@Minster2012 cannot say I’m a particularly large fan on the salty cum either 😂

@Vil10 yay fingers crossed!!

@Franklydear how has your day been?

On the meeting the OH front let’s just say I think I used to be a bit of a wild child so organised a very messy night out for new year where I met my now husband. Actually snogged his best mate as the clock struck midnight, oh how things can escalate and change haha.

@notyetamumbuttrying omg. 🤣 fossilised fanny's. 😆

@Florence13 quite good actually, my new relax approach to the day is resulting in more fun with bestie boy, more chats with the others, and entertainment at bossboy trying desperately to catch my eye, I really don't care, so he can balance naked on the tip of a knife if he wants😂 according to stupid app, ovulation should be today but is only guessing without any data so, tww here we come

Hilarious right @paintfairy 😂