Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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@Florence13 I am 4DPO! so trying to tell AF to stay away! But this is also my first cycle post my last chemical / v early MC so I'm wondering what to expect!

@Tornado2Inc I think you can stay 😂 you get it 😂

@Minster2012 OOH we do a ham hock gnocchi bake! Is it from the roasting tin by any chance?

@Dollybird89 aww that is a true love story 🥰😍

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks for the thread. Love a good read 😂

Oh @Minster2012 so sorry that I missed it was tomorrow! Thought it was next week for some reason?! Hope all goes well 🤞🏾
@blackcurrantqueen so funny right 😆 ooh good luck in tww my love. I'm 2dpo but it doesn't really matter for me 😂

Wow, 4 pages already! We need to get our ovaries as productive as this chat group 🤪

Snickers porridge isn’t nearly as naughty as it sounds (but it can be 😉) I’m trying and failing to lose weight as I have zero willpower and am too stressed/sleep deprived to really get going, so making small changes and hoping to carry good habits into pregnancy.

@Minster2012 I hope your uterus is as fluffy as an ostrich wearing a feather boa and candy floss crown!

I’ve been scanning everything but there is a LOT so will probably just add in bits and pieces until I become a veteran! So nice that you’ve all stuck together, I’ve picked a good thread.

@Franklydear aww that’s good to hear and I’m with you on that think I may have ovulated but also haven’t tracked so we can keep each other company in the TWW.

@blackcurrantqueen I feel you on that after my loss I’m not sure what my cycle will do but feel like I have ovulated so think I am just into my TWW.

Yayyyyy what a lovely ending to your story @Dollybird89 but can I just ask, what the f is that guy fingering on your tv??? Errrr ...And thank you 🤞🏻

@DKDK123 it had a guarantee?? Seems cheaper than IVF??! 😂🤣

@larrythelizard you ain't the first and won't be the last to POAS just after AF someone on here did it last week 🤣🤪, here's a stick you can piss on it's even cheaper & quite suggestive to look at 😆(pic for you)

@notyetamumbuttrying he wouldn't think I was mean, but he would get depressed and just wouldn't watch, things like that don't interest nor intrigue him & it would make him feel like I were trying to imply something when there's not a problem he's just "average" 😬

@Vil10 annnnnnddddd

@Franklydear love that bossboy is still trying. A proper lost puppy. You might have to explain for newbies! Had he noticed you've blocked him from social media? But I'm loving that others are more receptive to you again!

I need to update the blog to get to internet dating. And the ivf I'm on it, we just have employee issues 😬

@paintfairy yeah I had a few messages that quickly devolved to asking about my foof FFS I can only imagine how it is now but 2 of my mates really need to try & do something. Time is ticking.

@Florence13 you snogged his best mate!! A song isn't a big thing.

On that note, one of our friends, noted above, that need to still find someone, used to go out with one of our other friends (now) fiancée who have 2 kids together, the MOST awkward thing is that she (not him) often jokes about how they have slept together "back in the day". It's awful. So cringey. Why would you say that??? Her fella visually shrinks back being reminded HIS mate has slept with the now mother of his children.

Where's the fossilised fanny @notyetamumbuttrying what?!!!!!!

Thank you @clolo arghhh I've had another hot bath to get the blood flowing!! Laid in my not sexy onesie, not the bum flap one but might get DH to get my blood flow going later too 😀😁

@Haiyaa haha that sounds like the right motto to be honest our ovaries really do need to keep up. We are a rather chatty but great bunch, genuinely couldn’t get better support!

@blackcurrantqueen yesssssss the quick roasting tin!! Though we did it with double cream left over from the weekend so naughtier oooopppps

@Haiyaa LOVE that, yeaassssss fluffy fluffy boa!!

@Minster2012 that is really cringe! See at least it wasn’t that I slept with him and he still ended up being best man at our wedding. So all’s well that ends well as they say haha. Damn now all I can think about is your fantastic bum in your bum flap onesie haha.

@notyetamumbuttrying haha that thread is excellent. I did not expect that at all but I love it... Is it wierd that I kinda want a rose quartz one? Haha I don't know why 🙈

@haiyaa... You've got my interest with this not so naughty snickers porridge... I think I'd might try to make it... So porridge, peanut butter, caramel, chocolate?? Or maybe chocolate porridge with peanut butter & caramel?! Or just slice up a snickers into porridge and mix? I'm going to get creative and share with you girl. Ive been trying to make breakfast more appealing for ages so I'm going to try it!

@Minster2012 waste not want not ! Is that the saying? 😂
We love her books, highly recommend the sweet potato and pineapple jerk chicken! We have it regularly!
She's also really lovely! But maybe a potentially outing story! 😂

@minster2012 omg just noticed that 🤣🤣🤣 OH was watching some carpentry video for carving wood.. maybe that's why he's so good with his hands LMAO! Got the jackpot with this guy 😍

@Minster2012 what is that stick 🤣. And the friend omw what's wrong with some people lol

@notyetamumbuttrying oooh yoni crystals 😂

@Haiyaa not gonna lie that sounds delicious. I've just popped some overnight oats into the fridge for tomorrow morning but they won't be half as good as this looks!

I knew my OH through mutual friends and thought he seemed mental (he doesn't blink enough so I always assumed he was high, nowadays I think it's perhaps a sign of aspergers) but very good looking. At a university ball he drunkenly kissed me and it weirdly made a friend of ours slap me as I think she was jealous I was getting male attention and she forbid me from stealing her friend (total loon she was!). So obviously I went to find him again and slept with him 🤣. The rest is history.

@Minster2012 oh ok, I see what you mean now. The fossilised fanny is on the link I posted, have a scroll bk down and enjoy 😉 oh and nice stick btw! Enjoy your bonk later.
@Sausage1990 haha 😆so do I!! Love me a bit of rose quartz 😎

@Juno231 that really made me laugh I don't know why 'he doesn't blink enough' 😂 but what a story!!

@notyetamumbuttrying maybe we all need yoni crystals to get in touch with our inner fertile ness? Wishful thinking ?

Thanks Driver, got my ticket for the February bus. FW is Birthday week so hopefully it will be a lucky one . My eldest is also 21 that week so thats a bit scary.......

@Minster2012 🙈 ok, let's try to make a long story a headline, at work, I have a boss, bossboy, who is very intense and very inappropriate, we have/ had a rocky relationship, so I had enough, had a fight with him and I am done with him, but he isn't, so I am having fun watching him try, hmm I don't know if it makes sense

@Florence13, yei! We can wait together and test together, or not test together

@Minster2012 he's already given the first apology of his life, even if it was with I don't recall, if he's notice, he's not going to mention, but I never post, so unless he looked, he probably won't

@Haiyaa ooh that does look tasty! More importantly, I have all those basic ingredients in my house so obviously am having that for breakfast tomorrow now! Thanks for sharing the link 😄

@minster2012 what times your scan? I'm gonna be on edge of my seat until you find out! Good luck!

@Franklydear yep with you the whole way. Are you planning to test? I want to wait until AF is at least late to test just because of my own sanity and the loss.

My dad facetimed Me and said I look like a member of east17! How many of you remember them? Not quite a comfy onesie (they dont do nice ones in my size) but my harry potter Eskimo hoodie is super cosy

@Florence13 I won't test early, but I will from af due, I bought a 25 box of internet cheapies, and they don't feel like real test, so I hope I won't get upset with them, plus I have so many, if anything show in them, I'll do a frer, I have pulling cramps today, quite weird

Right, a blog post done & a check in from me...

I know it's totally awfully cringey @Florence13 and thank you for thinking of my sexy bum flap, weirdly DH referenced it earlier too when our times magazine had it in the "going cold list" 🤣

Need to read that thread tomorrow @notyetamumbuttrying I think, i shall scroll back I think might be what I need 😬

@blackcurrantqueen I basically have all the rukmini books, waiting on one I asked my bro & SIL for Xmas (the around the world one) but I have the green & the quick one & love them

@Dollybird89 💓I literally saw the finger and stay now!!!! Er yeah course we know East 17. @Vil10 & @lucyrp might not, they are young whipper snappers.

Love all your OH/DH stories!! Love this about our threads, keep them coming @Sausage1990 tho I'm a bit freaked by the no blinking not gonna lie

@DOB78 heyyyyyyyy girllll and 21 oooooooo what you gonna do (other than nothing!) oppps

@Franklydear yeah that works!! And ppl at your work call you ma'am or mum, and you are Spanish (but live here) so you are a bit weird anything else????

Erm lining scan at 9. Eek.