Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Welcome newbies 👋🏼 ttc 17 months here and riddled with fertility problems for a bit of context. Welcome to the crazy train! Or bus I guess...

13dpo here and going slowly insane 🙃

Yay I finally found you 😅

@Juno231 omg that story! Wtf! And then providing her with the hotel bill after the police kicked them out 🤣 some people are deranged! How scary to think he'd stayed there 6 times in the last 2 years 😱

@Sausage1990 I'm so sorry but can't remember exactly what you have said but I just wanted to say my cycles went all messed up after my MMC/CP in may and still hadn't returned to normal in December when I got my BFP. It's still possible to catch it but staying sane is rather difficult 🙈

@Sausage1990 @2020mission ha that Feb bus is still going believe it or not. Paintfairy, two other ladies and I are still active on it!

Awww thanks for the seat @minster2012
I will sit here quietly and observe! Very conscious I don't want to rub my very good fortune into anyone's face but love to keep seeing what you're all up to. Xx

Hello good morning ladies!

@Dollybird89 love that! Yes SA deadline extended to PAY I think it is until end of feb so just check but should be ok, hope you got some rest in the end, love that you can rest on the dog too!

@2020mission @Sausage1990 yes I think this bus started as the feb or def March bus, I was lurking on the feb but not posting as we were ivf & I was just enjoying learning about TTC "normally" as we'd never done it, it was the first I'd heard of OPKs, and ewcm and everything I was intrigued!! Tbh it was when I first learnt there was such a small window to get pregnant, then my MMC happened & I dived in. It was March for the smoking bird poo & ppl getting pregnant in 2/3 cycles all the time, it was just expected! 🤣😂

I must have gotten here in march then, cos I remember the smoking poo, and turned to Mumsnet on my desperation

@Sausage1990 I've noticed its fast paced...!

Nice to be able to talk to some fellow crazies instead of DH who, despite this being DC2 (or an attempt for DC2) claims to have no idea how ovulation etc works?!

Oh good a cycle buddy is what I need @Haiyaa!

Finally caught up again 🥳

@Franklydear I remember Adrianoska and her bird poo inhalations too 😂 wonder how she's doing, she must be very close to due now or maybe even given birth already.

Morning ladies!

@Minster2012 @2020mission @Sausage1990 @Franklydear Blimey, where does the time go?! I lurked for ages on the thread before getting up the courage to post. Like I think I was lurking from April/May time and I don't think I posted until July/August maybe??

@lucyrp I think that story was haunting my dreams last night. The audacity of some people! He must've been like stalking her or something to work out when she and her family wouldn't be there

@Birdladybird keeping everything crossed for you!

Morning ladies, just taking my seat on the bus, hope your womb really is fluffier than a 70s Bush @Minster2012. I'm actually feeling the nerves for you for tomorrow's scan! 🤞🤞🤞

Morning all, AF out in full force now so making some Snickers Porridge in an attempt to be somewhat healthy but still have an excuse for breakfast chocolate...

Morning ladies!!

Sorry I was so shit yesterday on catching up!!

@Sausage1990 I'm so sorry you were feeling so low yesterday! But we're here for you and you have our support❤️

@Haiyaa @larrythelizard @disneymad85 welcome newbies!!

@Birdladybird definitely don't stay quiet, we all support each other here, during fw, during the TWW and during af

So CD5 here, af seemed to have stopped yesterday, i usually have bleeding for 4 days then a tiny bit of brown on day 5 so we'll see today anyway, OH gave me a bonk this morning before work, bonus🍆

Taking a seat because I just can't leave!

Have caught up with the end of the last bus- @Minster2012 we're gonna get tickets for speeding the way these buses are going 😂

@Franklydear glad you've cut ties with wanky boss boy, probably best for your MH.

@Vil10 that picture you posted Sunday was just so true (and sad). Even though I've got lucky and it's happened for me I still recognise so many of the emotions and it hurts my heart to know how many of you are feeling what I was feeling because it's just hateful.

@paintfairy sorry AF arrived, she's about as unwelcome as covid.

Yesss to all the MAFS Australia fans, am a couple of episodes behind (watched ep 14 last night) but I just love it!

@Minster2012 why oh why have you not had a maccas for so long? Choice or none local? I love a Maccas breakfast!

@blackcurrantqueen ooh your chocolate cake and custard made the think of school dinners, some of the school puddings were immense!!

@Dollybird89 😂😂 about your doggy's period pants; I didn't even know they were a thing!

@Sausage1990 Sorry you're feeling so down at the moment-after my MMC I just felt so shit about everything but I think you have to feel that way in order to then feel better-as awful as it sounds I think it's a horrible part of the process and please take comfort in knowing it will ease 😘

@Haiyaa snickers porridge-please explain 😳 sounds amazing!

Yay I've finally caught up!! Hope those I've missed are ok, sorry! I'm 14 weeks today and just starting to tell people although I am doing it super slowly-kinda like it being our secret ha ha.

And @Minster2012 I am at work tomorrow (key worker kids so actually teaching and actually in school, damn I'm gonna have to get up and dressed at a reasonable time 😂) so I will wish you all the best for the Kate Bushiest fluffiest womb lining your clinic have ever seen tomorrow 😘😘😘

@Sausage1990 @2020mission yes, that was my original bus. I lurked on MN a bit before that. But that was the point i decided to post. And here I still am! 🤣

@Clairey844 I think I'd rather have covid. 🤣 I'm quite behind on MAFS but I'm now addicted. I literally cannot believe though how people are. And how useless the psychologists are. I can spot the idiots a mile off, so why can't they?

@paintfairy ha ha, you're probably right about covid, especially as once you've had it you're not likely to get it again-shame periods aren't like that 😂

I know!!! If the producers wanted the marriages to work they would have picked more mainstream girls. To be fair most of the blokes are pretty normal but the women are bloody psychos!!!

@Haiyaa @larrythelizard @disneymad85 welcome to the bus.

@Sausage1990 how are you feeling today hun?

@Franklydear @2020mission @Juno231 I remember those days with smoking bird poo to but that is clearly where I went wrong as I never tried it 😂

@Vil10 glad af is on her way out and you managed to get some this morning.

@Minster2012 how are you feeling today? Also feeling the build up to your scan tomorrow.

@haiyaa I need to know about this porridge, welcome and welcome @larrythelizard @disneymad85

So our sodding boiler broke this morning! No hot water or heating. WTAF

Taking my seat up top until the bell rings for me to come down 🤣 update...@Justanothercyster my gp said its safe to take myo inositol and seven seas ttc :) she did say take both on a full tummy though. And she's ordered blood tests, ultrasound and urine samples to be done to try and find out why I keep spotting :)

@Hopeful110 aww really glad to hear your GP is doing something for you and hope you get to the bottom of your spotting.

@Florence13 thanks lovely! She asked me loads of questions and said we will reschedule an app once my results are all back, should all be back within 5/6 weeks.
How are you doing? we have been having new windows and front porch done today! Can't wait for it to be done! Its so cold haha!

@Sausage1990 I had a MMC when trying for DC1 and it took a good 3-4 months for my body to settle down, it's a right shitter when all you want to do is try again!

@Hopeful110 sounds like a brilliant GP! Hold on that one :)

@Kirky658 uh oh want me to come over and fix it? Obvious stuff but check pressure, reset it a few times and maybe check if the condensate pipe outside hasn't frozen?

@Hopeful110 aww not to long to wait then and how exciting! Yes definitely need them to get that done fairly quickly in this cold weather! I’m alright thank you think I might just be in the TWW but not sure as I haven’t tracked. Trying to have a relaxed approach although ask me in a week and I’ll probably be driving myself crazy haha.

@juno231 haha that would be great lol, we've got a plumber coming at some point today luckily my bestie's dad. We have the instructions and can see it is low pressure error but can't reset the water as the tap has seized up!

Sorry I'll be dipping in and out, got work dresses today & trying not to be a bad mum as I WFH with the toddler

@Haiyaa snickers porridge! The stuff of dreams!! We usually say wine /gin and chocolate for when AF here you have just taken it up a notch, RESPECT 💓😆👍🏻

@DKDK123 not as nervous as I am, I just told DH about Everyone hoping my womb is fluffier than a 70s bush & he was like, that's a lovely image, thank you 🤣🙌🏻but a busy day today will stop me obsessing I guess

@Ltay2 I know she must have a baby by now?! The MIL would have christened it with bird poo surely?!

@Vil10 morning before work 🙌🏻boom!

@Clairey844 errrrr there's a maccas about 10 mins from me which to me is close but by the time I think oooooo I'll have it Ive driven past. Maybe next week?? We'll see how tomorrow goes. The Kate bushiest bush. AMAZING!! 🤪😂😆

why these bloody "experts" on MAFS can't see the sodding idiots is beyond me. Oh and Sam he's a dick who knew?! What a surprise! And can I just say what is it with Lizzie basically just wearing a bra most of the time?! And her face is sooooo white compared to her body?? What???

So these newbies are like why the fuck is everyone talking about a womb as fluffy as Kate bush??? Oops sorry, I have a scan of my womb lining for my ivf tomorrow morning to see if I can have my embryo transferred next week & it needs to be super fluffy to go ahead! Over 7mm.

Got my pomegranate juice here guys 😬and work. Urgh. @Florence13 im feeling urgh. That's about it.

@Kirky658 noooo not yours too! @Juno231 can fix it!!

@Hopeful110 that's great!! Yes your doctor! And a new porch (oooo we are going to need pictures of a porch you know we love a new front door!) but that will be drafty

Shit the builder & architect are coming today too at 11 for our garage/shed

Bugger so much