Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.
We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier
We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.
Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!
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TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't. Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )
StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:51
Jem, 32
TTC1
Cycle 6, CD2
Thanks for the new thread starky glad to hear the scan went well. Awesome pic! I hope you can relax and enjoy it more now.
Hi lisa glad to hear all going well, thanks for thinking of us.
I was thinking about giving that a read too pug let us know if it's any good
Hi marmite haha yes I remember feeling like that on cycle 1. Good luck to you.
Hi pigsbum welcome on board
Wtf is baby dust? So glad not to have encountered any on mumsnet so far.
Horrible period pains today and in a grump 
I promise to emerge in a day or two and be normal again xx
Starky I love the scan pic! And also the new thread title 
Jem sorry to hear AF got you 
moose that collie is flipping gorgeous! What a brilliant idea/thing to do.
It's lovely to see the list of grads has grown since I last checked in congrats to all 
Welcome to pigsbum and marmite
I have probably missed some people but I'm sending good vibes and wishes to you all, like a big old hippy.
I have been awol for a little while, but I don't have any answers! Still no AF, still bfn, still high, soft cervix, still big boobs, still having to use the panty liners for the vast quantities of white, creamy cm, and no idea what is going on. I know the most likely explanation is a chemical which has never got established enough to register on an hpt, and I will get the mother of all periods at some random time in the near future. I have a docs appointment on Monday for s blood test anyway to try and get some clarity. But I still have a tiny speck of hope... which means I'm not drinking or eating soft cheese etc. This limbo land is rubbish!
New thread!
Jam
28
Got to cycle 5 trying, now 13+6 and experiencing horrendous morning sickness lol.
Great scan photo Stark, how on earth you're not telling people, I have no idea. My bump is pretty obvious already so I can't hide it anymore.
Sorry to hear you're feeling rubbish Such. Snuggle up somewhere and curse the world, no one will judge you 
Well jem yes, I last tested on Wednesday, and I'm 17/18 days late, I'm losing track! I have never been more than two days late in the last 5 years.It is all very odd, I'm sure AF will be here soon, I just wish she would hurry up so we can try again. 
for you hope this is the last time AF visits in 2016
But I'm very grateful for this thread, I'd be even more lost without you lot, I've learnt so much about untrustworthy boobs, dog walking, watching out for cyclos, chem pregs, when to cut a bitch etc etc but mostly realising that bodies do not work like clockwork and I am not alone in finding that to be the case
I'm May, 34, and 7+3 with a little blueberry. I've just bought my first pair of maternity trousers, as the bloat isn't going anywhere 
Marmite I was surprised that after 17 years on the pill I actually had a regular cycle once I stopped (never did prior to pill, but hey, I was young!) Took me 4 or 5 cycles before getting upduffed, and I consider myself very, very lucky!
Fingers crossed you get some answers soon orchard! Did you try a FRER?
Jem sounds like you could do with some of this 
. Sorry AF is being a nuisance!
Welcome Pigsbum!
maya I have tried a Frer but not recently, I'm a bit over getting bfn all the time, especially with all these symptoms.
Hep I also joined because like drycie I thought this seemed like the most normal group I could find!
I'm not normal dryice but happy to help with any questions, nothing to disgusting or weird here!
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Welcome Pigsbum, dryice and Monkeypoo! (Fab names)
Cruddy start to the morning. Temps have plummeted below the cover line - bye bye lovely triphasic temps 
... Wtf is up with my body? I'd stupidly gotten my hopes up and cried on DH this morning. I was so certain - everything felt different. I'm a mug.
Glad to hear things are getting back to normal Kwick!
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