Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.
We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier
We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.
Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!
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StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:51
Hello chaps how are you all doing?
I've had a bit of a dramatic day. Woke up with severe tummy pain, tried to go back to sleep but it got worse, so I got up and then fainted, so DH brought me into a&e - this was about 430am. I passed out again in a&e so they put me on iv fluid, oxygen, took bloods, tested my urine and sent me for a ct scan 
It all eventually came back normal apart from blood in my urine and painful inflamed pelvis. So they sent me home. It's still painful and I feel woozy but not as bad as before - I'm just mystified as to what is causing it??
Worried that this all might have stuffed up this cycle too 
and we put in so much effort with the DTD!
Congratulations rosey!!!! 
Does anyone know what this one means: 
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marmite I know it is hard, especially as you are loads past AF due date. Maybe you should see a Dr if you still do not have a BFP/AF upon your return. Sometimes HCG levels are too low to register. Google cryptic pregnancy - there was an article a while back in Closer about this.
Welcome alexia!!!
windig I hope you are jumping DH as we speak!!!
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