'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Umm
DH - Darling Husband
DTD - Do The Deed
AF - Aunt Flow (red fucking bitch trog from hell)
CM - Cervical Mucas
EWCM - Egg White CM (See above)
FRER - First Response early test thingy
IC - Internet Cheapies
OPK - Ovulation Predictor Kit/Sticks
CB - Clear Blue

Trying to think what else we use...

The charts are for taking temps first thing in the morning - before you move or speak to take your Basal Body Temperature. When you see a raise it could potentially mean that you have/are ovulating. x

Dammit Dojo you have a better memory than me. lol x

Glad I am not the only pervy one who read clit banged!

purds you can have all my creme eggs. They look spunk filled and I am a spit, not swallow gal!

Peak smiley 2 days ago and I've got pinching/burning pain in my right abdomen. What?

sparkly re joinFB just to chat to us cool kids

Facebook - ha

Mrsb you are OVing no?

Sparkly Haha. Perfect.

Or in our case-

It's a photo of someone's cake!!

Ha

Mrsb I would say you're ovulating too. Is it up inline with your belly button or much lower towards your thigh?

Sorry I will have to disagree with you there Sparkly You can never have too much cake... But I suppose if you don't have any and you want some, and all you see are pictures of other peoples amazing cakes, and then you start imagining the smell of that cake and.... Oh I get your point. Yep ban the cake pics!

Sparkly Is it just you and me on here at the mo? tumble weed

Suppose it has only been 15min since someone else has posted. drums fingers trying to distract from 2WW

Thanks sparkly going to read through that in a mo.

Have fired up the tablet to check out pinnings pee stick - eek!!!!!! Looks good to me and roadie that cake looks amazing! Same goes for you dojo - recipe bookmarked!!

Will be poas again later ladies!!

dojo you want to see my thigh?? . Haha...yes, lower quadrant, right abdomen, feels like a stitch?
I guess it could be ov? We're still dtd up until Friday so hopefully we'll catch it. Swim sperm swim!

mrsb I suppose I mean to of leg/pelvic area rather than thigh. My cramping is lower down rather than near my belly button hence why I think mine could possibly be implantation rather than ovulation. I would definitely DTD this evening and tomorrow morning if you have the time and the energy!

Haha glittery your description of AF made me chuckle
Liking the continued cake chat tummy rumbles
I had to have a career discussion today about my ambitions for the next 12-36 months....erm babies babies babies?!! (I made up something else obvs)

Sparkly thank you definitely put my mind at rest, nowhere near as scary as first thought!

Right off out tonight, for a few hours - woo!! No drinky poos for me though, still no sign of AF had the tiniest of tiny red streaks in cm but no AF temp 36.2 this morn, trying to relax and take it one day minute,second,millisecond at a time

Yup, that's the one dojo.

We need to.get up at stupid o'clock tomorrow to go into London, but DH knows he need to produce the goods tonight.

I've got pizza and garlic bread in the oven, so the carbs will help!

Was just thinking today, how glad I am to have all you ladies to turn to for advice/support. Love my life here with DH. But I miss the close support I had from my mum and female friends in Australia. I don't get that here, but you all make up for it

Aw shucks that's very sweet of you mrsb bless ya
Enjoy your sober night out frog!!

Apologies! I'm having a setback in the Fertilised Egg Conception Kit (FECK for short). The main issue is that I'm shit at science and Biology was the worst.

Unless you count knowing all the words to 'Reproduction' from Grease 2 as being good at Biology? In which case, I'm awesome!

Never fear though... I haven't given up hope yet. That GCSE I got 19 years ago will come in handy for summat!

Oh god. I got my GCSEs 19 years ago!

I'm off to drown myself in a bowl of Cheerios.

In other news... the boring 2ww has commenced here. I think I ov'd around Sunday-ish.

The bloody thing crept up on me. I was expecting a cd18 ov like last month. But I like poas so on CD 13 I peed on an ic ov. Nada.

But CD14 (sat) - had an 'is it? isn't it?' line?

A CB on CD15 (sun) gave me a solid smiley.

a cb in cd16 (mon) was neg again.

we DTD Sat, Sun, Mon and Tues (cd 14, 15, 16 and 17).

Can I stop now please? I want an early night!

...and when do you suspect I ov'd?

... and (tmi warning!) all the ewcm gloop I was getting has gone. Its like the sahara down there!

Wotsit, you probably ov'd the day after the smiley. Sounds like you've done enough to me, have the night off and eat cake

Dojo, ooh that cake looks lovely and an ear thermometer, wtf?!!! Get yourself on Amazon and order a proper one

No, Purdey, not af rumblings, your chart is beautiful!

Ah so Mamapo is poorly? I must have missed that, hope she's better soon

Thanks for the explanations. My first was a big bloody surprise, and my husband and I have only just started TTC properly. So this is all new to me. :)

spinning I know. I'll promise I'll go and order a proper one saunters off back to a seat, head down in shame and parks bum