'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Fab cake Toadie

Welcome Gloopyghoul, yes cake recipe please

Yay for flashing smiley sparkly. Think I would AI tonight.

Spinning I know, I think so. Hopefully be ok as still quite achey. How are you? Are you almost dtd time?!

I am loving the new title, Purds. I think we should name you 'official thread starter'. You can put it on your CV! BTW, you are definitely pregnant. Go POAS, woman!

Sparkly, if you think you might OV early, I would definitely AI tonight. You don't want to risk missing that precious egg. When I had mine, I was told it is fine to try to conceive the same month, and some people even think it helps.

Am I still allowed on here if my BFP is 13 April? If not, I will just hang off the back so I can eavesdrop!

My hysterondvsndvnwvna I meant to say.

Afternoon all. Marking place

Dojo123 TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP 30 March/1 April me thinks!?

Oh glad it wasn't only me that saw clit banged! Does it mean that we're all sexual deviants with only one thing on our mind, or all squinting on small phone/tablet devices that we can't read!

Purdey Brilliant opening statement.

Getting some low LHS aches today. Don't know if this is implantation or late ovulation. Messaged the DH..."Might need to go again tonight to be on the safe side" I really know how to seduce my DH!!!

Wishing I could join you with POAS but I have either got a week or two week wait depending on what these aches mean... Going off in hunt for cake

Yes nomio stay and keep the rest of us sane!!
sparkly I'd go for it tonight, if you think you'll ovulate soon it's probably better to get the soldiers in early! I hope you're feeling better today by the way (sorry completely forgot to ask before)
Hi Gloopy!

Ladies I'm feeling a bit nauseated, i think this must be due to the usual progesterone increase before AF....stop overthinking oh mind of mine!!

Ooo dojo cycle twin!
Hope it's implantation for you x

Afternoon Everyone!!!

Just plonking me fat bum..

gonna have to catch up later! Good luck to everyone POAS.

STATS Cycle 4 TTC #1 BFP Due 17th April*

I forgot to say, I saw clit banged too. I think there is something wrong with my brain.

Dojo, fx it is implantation!

Woolly, how many DPO are you?

Nomio I'm on here too and April. BF-post hysavgebbktdvbjg-P due on 11 April!

Woolly ginger tea for the nausea! I'm extremely nauseated today too so having some.

Dojo cake!

About 10 dpo nomio and I've got my usual pre AF sore boobs, the nausea feels a bit different but not out of the ordinary.
Thanks for the ginger tea tip sparkly!

dojo, can I take anuvver peek at your chart pliz?

Just woke up to the sounds of Muvver downstairs. Must change those locks.

It is so annoying the way PG & AF symptoms are the same. You would think nature would have sorted it out by now!

Purds wakey wakey! Is mama P doing better from her infection?

No Nomio you would think Wotsits would have sorted it!! She promised me a fertility device that tells us if the egg has been fertilised. What do you have to say for yourself Wotsits ?

Posted on the old thread but any more insights here pls???? Definitely showed up in time frame. Definitely coloured not grey. But on the other hand keep reading terrible things about super drug tests!

purds chart attached. It's looks all over the f'ing place. I'm sleeping better this month than I was last month but it's up and down like the blummin Alps!

Pinning that looks like a line to me lovely!!!

Thanks to everyone for the positive implantation wishes and . As you can see from my cart above I'm not holding out much hope that it's worked this month

You never know, Dojo, I was looking at charts last month & there were lots of weird and wonderful ones!

Sparkly, I had forgotten about that. Get a move on Wotsits!

Pinning, that looks positive to me. I would try a different brand just to be sure, but it looks like congratulations are in order!

Thanks sparkly and nomio. Not letting myself get too excited. May whip the FRER out tomorrow morning and do an ic tonight....

Hmmm cervical erosion? That sounds scary -envisages part of cervix crumbling into fanjo doc just asked in passing, as I was there for something totally unrelated. She just said I can have one gyne apt and the scan and the hospital will be in touch so I've no idea. Will just have to wait for them to get in touch.

Night - Nutella brownies recipe is
280g Nutella
63g SF flour
2 eggs
Beat together, chuck in a lined tray bake for 20mins and eat

Pinning, I replied on the other page but I can see a line. Got fx for a frer tomorrow

Sparkly, yes, need to poas later. Have told dp we need to dtd tomorrow, fri and sat. Hopefully get positive on Friday although I've changed my folic acid to a boots combined one with B6. Hope it doesn't make me ov later.

I have seen so many pregnant ladies today, they are everywhere.....I want a big baby bump!

Purdey, the higher temp is good, quietly rooting for you over here

Wow Frog, super easy recipe, my ds would love those. Will have to give them a try

Darn it!! Can't see photos on my phone but fx pinning get your FRER ready