'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

STATS

Horrendous example of someone wasting a post just to mark their place

Right let's fackin do this.

Melon 28 TTC #1 cycle 3

I thought I'd pop in and say hello but it turns out I'm being denied cake :( If it makes you feel any better Purdey I probably couldn't eat it as nausea is flooring me.
Keeping all my bits crossed for the POAS-ers in the next few days!

Love the title!
Marking my place X

Sorry I had to post to just say how fricking hilarious the title of this bus and the opening post is. Sterling work purdey

and to secretly lurk of course

Good luck to all those poas soon!!

I've never been on a conception bus before...do I need a ticket?

Hi ghoul! No ticket required, all welcome. But it helps if you have cake recipes to share and a willingness to discuss cm. wonders if username is in fact a reference to cm..... I have found these buses as their passengers to be wonderful. Hope you do too.

And their passengers....

Morning lovelies, today I am officially "late" AF due today no sign so far fxfxfxfxfxfxfx temp 36.3 but BFN on a IC bugger still holding out for real testing with CB digi until Friday now when Mr Frog is back home.

Shamelessly taking a seat even though I am on the April bus

Haha love the opening title Purdey and thanks for the bus

Frog, eek exciting!!!! Fx for you.

Genni, not long till your scan now, how are you feeling?

Anyone seen Mamapo? Hope you're ok lovely

I peeled into an antenatal bus spinning, think mamampo was there....

Peeked. Not peeled. And I definitely didn't pee on it...

Giddy, thanks but that's a different Mama. Mamapo is in Australia, not that location makes a diffrence! I don't think she got a bfp unless I missed it?

Nervous spinning!

Oh gads, sorry for getting muddled up.

Thanks for the welcome giddy - cake recipes I can definitely do. I have an excellent red velvet chocolate chip cookie sandwich one somewhere.

Acronyms on the other hand...

Ok lovelies I need your help. Anyone heard of dysfunctional uterine bleeding? Had a doc appt for something totally unrelated this morn and she was asking me about periods since last year.

So long story short... Been having some bleeds after DTD since cp last year. Some heavy some spotty. Had Pap smear in dec. Then doc insisted I had another smear for STI that was fun explaining to Mr Frog after 10years together honest I haven't been shagging every Tom, Dick and Harry while your working away both came back clear.

She's referred me to gyne today and I've got to go for a scan. She thinks it's this DUB.

Fuck!! What a spanner in the works didn't expect this today.

Welcome gloopy and I think you should duly hand that recipe over sounds lush, otherwise you'll find us all hounding you on the bus!

Morning lovely ladies of the March bus
Sorry I was very quiet on the last thread, I've been sitting back whilst I chew my fingernails through the first week of the TWW.... Alas I think I'll be buying a ticket straight onto the April bus as although I'm only 9dpo I've got some nasty af cramps and a black-cloud of pms rage has descended upon my head, sucks to be my DH today (he's long suffering anyway and entirely used to it)
Just want to say that I've loved reading the threads and they have kept me sane (as much as possible) thought the last week. And all the talk of cake and Nutella inspired me to make my daughters 1st bday cake and add in a lovely filling of Nutella as a filling, ad-mist the outrageous lurid pink buttercream, went down a treat!
Big hugs to all and best of luck to all the ladies due to POAS soon

Shamelessly place marking on new thread but will dutifully post update to the old thread, if there is still room...

Ooh toadie DH has requested a nutella cake for his birthday, any chance of the recipe?

Toadie hi! Hope AF doesn't arrive for you. Wow! What a cake!! Love it. Share around will ya?i mean, How much can a one year old need really? We need it more! Ha ha

Purds stellar opener. yes, 'twas me serenading you with Annie, I know how much you like that sort of thing!

Agreed on temps showing pregnancy. I've scanned a lot of preggers charts. And I've had a lot of random things happening on my post OV charts both non BFP and BFP, so I no longer think we can really gauge pregnancy from them. Sorrrrrrry! ?