'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Spinning took the words right out of my mouth- need to tell April bus and also do we fill this first?! Hope you get a positive later!!

Go for it sparkly! waves pom poms

Tonight's the nightttttt! Ha. Thanks Melon tonight tomorrow the next day I think for me! At least dh hasn't got his usual 9 in a row!!

Sparkly, thanks for your thoughts on dtd. I think I'll see how he feels later. He's working today and tonight but will be home for a couple of hours early evening. I think maybe tomorrow morning would be better timed

What's happening with this here bus? Is it extinct? spinners if you are out there I think that's a good plan!!

Sparkly what CD are you on?
Where is everyone? X

Still here but I think that everyone might be jumping over to the Angry Pubes bus...

I am back. I just did an IC OPK & only got the test line. The rest of the stick was white, no trace of a line. Does this mean the test is invalid? I am only CD9, but thought you had some LH in you all the time & it just got stronger before OV.

nomio last cycle I did ic opks from day 7 to the end as I had NO clue how long my cycle would be as I hadn't had AF in 5 years (I'd had a coil!). At the start they were whiter than white. It was only from about cd11 that a faint line started to show!

Nomio keep testing daily with them, you should see the test line become the same or darker than the control line. Anything fainter than the control should be taken as a negative.

Glittery, I think a lot have gone to the new bus, link is below

Nomio, I agree, just keep using them. The line will come

I shall report back later Sparkly, I'll have to see if dp likes the sound of an early morning session

Hi ladies sorry I've not been around. My grandad passed away so not been on here. Will read back through in a min.

I have had sore boobs for 3 days and today at 10/11 dpo I did a test this morning and then have done a couple more tonight as I wasn't sure.

I think it's positive! Lines were very faint at 5 mins but a bit darker now. What do you think?

Shiny, sorry to hear about your grandad

I'm on the app so can't see your pic, will log on the website later.
People have moved over to a new, no time/date limit bus... The link is below. Xx

I can see a line shiny! Yay congrats :) come join us on our new bus!

Woohoo Shiney, I can see a line Congratulations and come and join the new bus, link below

shiny can see anything on the small sticks but definitely see a feint line on the larger test. I would test again tomorrow or if you can possibly wait test again Monday. I think there are a few doing a POAS party monday.

Hi Shiny :) can definitely see a line on the big test - is it a superdrug one? congrats!!! - think the same as dojo - test again tomoz or join us in the POAS party Monday AM :) I've moved over to the bumsnet bus..... fx for you

Hi ladies, late back on the March bus but I tested last week and got a BFP!!! First month using OPKs and they seem to have done the trick. So excited/nervous. About 3 hours after the BFP I had to get straight on a very long haul flight for a business trip where I spent the whole week pretending to drink wine with clients in the evenings...it was easier than I thought! Good luck to all of you x

Everyone has hopped off this bus lovely. Congratulations though!!!

Congratulations three

Thanks both