'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Looks positive pining!

Oh yeah I also saw clit banging and had to look again! Lol!

Spinning & Night the secret ingredient is a pinch of salt, forgot to add that, it makes all the difference

frog that is the easiest recipe ever! Good one! Re erosion thing it's really no biggie, but it def sounds like could be a possibility if your smears are good. Here's some info:
2womenshealth.com/Cervical-Erosion-Symptoms.htm

pinning :) looks like a happy line to me I feel congratulations are in order, there is one way to be sure, grab a fistful more of tests and get peeing, have a POAS marathon..... the superdrug near me has two packs for £8 at the mo :)

Sparkly123 lots of cake for you

nightandthelight - no magic recipe I'm afraid, just a vanilla Victoria sponge with buttercream but instead of Jam I put a big thick spread of Nutella

purds apologies for the cake bomb if its any consolation, it took me hours with a spatula and pink food dye, two hours of my life (and TWW) I'll never get back. Good work on the creme egg theft!

Haha at clit banging......sounds painful!

Sparko! Yes, am awake and it's lovely of you to ask after poor mum. She is totally deaf but doctor won't syringe yet due to acute pain in them so he gave her antibiotic spray for her ears the other day and she looks a lot brighter.

Pinster, thou art upduffed!

Dojo, crikey, it's a toughie. You've got anomalies all o'er t'shop there, but I suspect ov has taken place after all. I need to stop writing the way I talk; I'll never be head-hunted by the Cambridge Research Department at this rate.

I nearly did type Clit Banged but I'm not that desperate for laughs yeah right

I don't like anything cakey called red velvet. Cake should never EVER be red and velvet reminds me of some knicker-bockers I wore when I was eight and I diarrhoea'ed in them.

frog Love the precise 63g of SRF! Mmmm brownies

Did somebody say brownies?!
pinning woohooooo!!!!

Purdey Ok, hands up I'll omit it.... I don't have a proper basal thermometer (have been using just me in the ear one, I know this is properly crappy, promise to get a proper thermometer if it doesn't work this month)

Oh for the love of Miriam Gonzalez-Clegg's moustache.... WHAT??? You use a fecking ear thermometer?!

..they must cost, like, five quid off Amazon!

I know, I know! quickly nipping off to make the most spectacular cake to get back into your good books!

I have vague AF rumblings. With a chart like this. See? I fucking hate charting. Hate it! It tells me fucking jack shit.

I may be hormonal

Will this make up for my incompetence Purds... chocolate and Orange cloud cake

Dojo get yourself a bbt stat!!! Oh that cake looks divine!!!!!

Purds poor mama P, glad she seems brighter. Agreed on charts. I'm over them. (But will still temp daily..)
should have listened to the gynaes, lot of shit those charts!

Sparkly. Get. Your. Sparkly. Ass. On. Facebook.

Pronto!
x

Oh my god DOJO I could shove my entire face into that cake right now!

Sparkly, it's cool if you don't want to 'out' yourself on facebook. Don't feel left out - we are all boring fuckers really. I only post abuse and hate to people I don't know! LOL

Seriously though, why don't you create a 'sparkly MN' profile - then we would know who you are and you would put faces to names on here.

Hope you aren't in too much pain now.

Roll on payday, I have £30 quid left. and my shoes are stinking out the office!! :/

It is my 'go to' cake. Has no flour. Just dark chocolate, eggs, sugar, butter and orange rind in the cake and then cream and vanilla extract as the topping. It is like a huge brownie.

Dojo recipe.now! I love a flourless cake!

Glitterpants so I can't recall if I said before but I deactivated my Facebook a while ago because it was beginning to do my head in! I guess I could do the mn set up and reinstall in the app.. Mmm.. Am I missing out?!

Here it is Sparkly www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-cloud-cake-170

It's up to you, you could come and see what ugly fuckers we all are and de-activate again lol

I love using both to check in and comment/see whose been up to what. Mumsnet takes a lot of my 3g to load up so the facebook is good for me in that way.

I promise to look out the red velvet cake recipe.

Can someone please explain what all the acronyms are? Some I'm familiar with, but some are baffling! And WTF are the charts for?! thicko alert

Gloopy

DH, DP, DS, DD - Darling hubby, Partner, Son, Daughter
TTC - Trying to conceive
DTD - Doing the dance/sexy sex!
OVd - Ovulated
2WW - two week wait
AF - Auntie Flo
BFN - Big Fat Negative
BFP - Big Fat Positive
CD - Cycle Day
EWCM - Egg White Cervical Mucas
EDD - Estimated Due Date
HPT - Home pregnancy test
IC - Internet Cheapy
FRER - First Response
CB - Clear Blue
POAS - Pee on a stick

I'm sure there are loads more...