'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Ooh, I meant to say Dizzy, I would dtd today, tomorrow and the day after. Ovulation occurs between 12-36 hours after your LH surge, so you should cover it if you get busy the next couple of days.

Well done Nomio for getting us back on track. Dizzy I'd agree, DTD today, Thursday & Friday then I'd have a rest on Saturday and have a final go on Sunday. That would be the schedule under SMEP.

DH is watching OBEM on his own. Awwwww.

Thanks nomio and thepug. Will take your advice and carry on dtd until the weekend to be sure I've got it covered

DizzyMerry woooooo for great great news!!!! Ok if I were you I would be doing three days on the trot now.. But I'm weird like that. Get on it!! celebratory cake!

Oh Frog !!! Nooo! Ok so I've said it before I'll say it again, April. It's lucky. Easter and all that. You are in good hands

Your dh watches one born... On his own? Glittery I think he can move into our house,he gets a fast pass!!

I have rather positive news from the Sparkly household!... After tonight's AI attempt, I had no -tmi- leakage! None! That has never ever happened before. So all those spermies are up and going for it! Wooo!

Purds I eagerly await your update Tomor.. Although I won't login until hours after you.. I'll be awaiting it in my dreams though!!

Thanks sparkly I think I'm tempted to be extra weird and go at it until Sunday, just to be sure. I haven't seen a smiley opk in ages and I'm ridiculously excited. In fact I'm giddy!!! Dtd tonight and will do the next 4 days because I'm paranoid I'll miss the window! I'm sat in bed chomping on chocolate and Brazil nuts.
No leakage is wonderful news and you'll an abundance of sperm in there to meet the egg. April will definitely be a lucky month so fx tightly crossed for you sparkles

Fully crossed Dizzy! I would go for it if you can.you have that smiley face now! Had a couple of Brazil nuts earlier too ha ha

I'll be laid up afterwards but determined to keep going until Sunday. I don't think there's anyone on here who hasn't bought Brazil nuts

I'm never going to be able to sleep again, I've missed to much! Angry pubes, bumsnet house, nutella cellar!!

I got up early when dh got ready for work to apologise. I may have gotten a little snappy last night when he fell asleep before dtd. Poor man was exhausted and I shouldn't just think of him as a sperm machine.
We dtd eod and then both days of high peak. I'll try again tonight. Don't want ttc to put all that pressure on us.

yawn catch you in a few hours ladies

Thanks you girls just laffed out loud through your last pages of chat about the angry pubes - I think Spider Pig tune is winning out over Smelly Cat in my brain and will now be an earworm all day. This could be a good thing for when i meet my bosses later today

Purdey I think your chart looks fandabbydozey and have all my appendages crossed for you today (may have to uncross my boobs though as that feels a bit too hurty). I love that one of the girls called you 'Puddlington' as that is what we call our cat sometimes

I go away for a while and I miss angry pubes and we are moving in together? That would make a funny programme!!

How is everyone? I had a temp drop today so not very hopeful..... Glad I treated myself to wine earlier in the week now.

Morning everyone!
Hope that all AF stays away today for all of us who are still in.
My temp is still high today and I feel a bit queasy. AF due Saturday but I'm going to poas tomorrow, a day early. FX!
Off to the shops later for Brazil nuts

fx for you Oyster!

I'm panicking. My bf who is 5 and a half weeks pregnant has just text me. She's woken up this morning with some heavy bleeding. she said its stopped now but was super dark and heavy. What do we reckon girls? Honestly? Shes going to the early pregnancy clinic but it only opens at 9.

Fx oyster!!

Wotsits - sorry to hear about your friend, I really hope it's not bad news.
If it's stopped and she's not in pain then it might be ok? Xx

Ladies your chat is hilarious. I had a. Aweful day yesterday. Crap at work, arguments at home (I nearly walked out) and AF has arrived. I'm going to take myself off on to the April bus at some point but will be keeping my eye on you lot for your bfp's.

Sorry to hear that Boris. I hear April is the lucky bus though, so you are in good hands.

I have a funeral to go to today & am dreading it. It is an old family friend who I was not especially close to, but my sister was. She is really upset, so I am going for support.

Good luck to anyone POAS today.

Morning

Wotsit, hope everything is ok for your friend, such a worrying time.

Oyster, fx for you.

Boris, sorry you had a shit day. Hope you can sort things out with dh, falling out is awful

Giddy, yay for deliciously ella lunch, you're close to your zen room pass

Sparkly, yay for Perspex hanging chair, I have a feeling we could be there alone. The Nutella Cellar sounds like a big hit!

Purdey, how's your temp this morning?

Nomio, hope today goes better than expected, I'm sure your sister will appreciate your support.

Frog, sorry af arrived for you, hope the amaretto took the edge off it.

Purdey, you mentioned pm'ing Autumn, I think that's a lovely idea. Let her know we're all thinking of her.

Another nice temp. BFN. What a crock of shit.

Ah Purdey, that is truly shit I was really hoping you'd done it this month but if temps still high that's gotta be a good sign!

Oh Purdey . The high temps gotta be good though, right?

That is rubbish purdey I too was hoping you'd get your bfp.

Sorry AF arrived frog and boris
Hope things are better for you today boris and you manage to make up with DH