'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Another vote for a nutella room, yummy!
thepug we could do AI and get our partners to deliver fresh spermz to us as needed

Haha wotsits I've got that tune in my head now

Right, nearly bedtime for me ladies, night night, don't let the angry pubes bed bugs bite xx

Good thanks woolly.

Where's MrsGinger?!

purds we are keeping the faith my love!

spinning yes! Beanbags! Can i have one of those Perspex type round seats that hang from the ceiling? No Purds I don't mean a sex swing....

The Pug duh!! AI of course!!!? The dhs will deliver the goods and Purds Juney and I shall show you all how it's done!

Make sure it is your DHs and not DHL! Else you'll never get upduffed!

Yeh Frog good plan. We shall be giving out Zen den passes... To enter you must make a smoothie, if it meets our requirements and contains at least two superfoods.. You are in .

Ok, you can have your zen den if we can have our Nutella Cellar. I think the former will be packed out during the 2WW, whilst the latter will be crammed in first half of the cycle. (Obviously we'll all be cycle buddies by then as our oestrogen will have harmonized and we'll be angry pubes together.

Imagines conversation at work tomorrow, "aw gids, you look like crap. Ds teething again?" "Naw, just been up chatting about pubes n that on tinternet til 5am."

Juney ha ha ha bloo* DHL!!

Nutella cellar

Pug how did you get hold of my shopping list!

Large amaretto poured sodding AF, never mind girlies, next month eh?

Nutella cellar ha ha, a staple requirement for any house or bumsnet bus

I love you all. I want to go out and get drunk with you all, or even go out and stay sober. We would have an absolute blast.

frog Is that usually how AF starts?

wotsits Oh no, the Angry Pubes theme tune is definitely to the tune of spider pig angry pubes, angry pubes, angry cos they got covered in cum

Woolly Get your hat back on and re-start the music, Nomio says the menfolk can come round to perform their duties on the days they are required.

Nomio I'll be joining you & Eskimo in the Nutella Cellar

Juney Are you moving in? There are no rules so you can eat cake or beans on toast for your dinner to your heart's content

Think pug has chosen correct soundtrack. Much angrier. Will sing it on way to bed. Night wonderfuls. X

NO NO NO I spent too long thinking up a funny name for the Nutella room and now you all posted your solutions to the sperm deficit AND eskimo beat me to naming it the Nutella Cellar before I posted. I swear I thought of it too eventually

Are you sure there's no mini bar pug?! ;)

As long as I can have a room to myself... I don't like people.

Pahahaha! I claim copyright Pug But you can come and feast on Spudellas and Nutatos with us.

Just nipping on to say night night but loving the angry pubes, bumsnet, zen den and Nutella cellar. You're all blummin crazy ladies but I love you all!
going to carry on temping with my ear thermometer until my proper one arrives

Ladies, ladies! I'm so damn excited, I just got a smiley face on cb opk!!! My 1st in 3 cycles! Cd13.
I'm off to dtd but please can someone advice about how many days to dtd from now? Missed yesterday but dtd the day before and a bit worried we haven't done it enough

Positive Giddy And over dinner I had to tell my colleague I just wanted orange juice to drink for the sugar content as my blood sugar was a bit low (the truth, in fact) but then feigned complete fullness when he mentioned he'd seen hot chocolate with rum or brandy on the menu and would I like one after pudding. I think he has smelt a rat angrypube

Giddy your homework for tomorrow is to draw us your artist's interpretation of the Bus with angrypubes in the bedroom biting a la bed bugs, angrypubes chilling out on their zenroom beanbags and perspex chairs that are definitely not sex swings and angrypubes with spoons in hand devouring jars of nutella in the cellar. Please deliver your drawings to the thread no later than 8pm.

I am loving the sound of this house.
Can we have naked male slaves to do the housework?

Nutella cellar-Eskimo, you are a genius!

Frog, sorry AF has appeared. On the bright side, you get to stay & chat with us perfectly sane lot for a few more weeks.

Indeed I do Nomio who else is going t to talk to me about angry pubes, neon cm and Nutella Cellars? Ha!

Exactly. You just don't get this quality of conversation anywhere else!