'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

Sparkly Good job on the AI. Lucky number 7 for sure

Screaming at woolly & wotsits!

Sammy, a 13-day LP is the norm for me and 14 days was the norm on Clomid. Sometimes 15 days.

Hee hee sparkly, you're awesome. :)

Angry pubes!!!!

Nomio "our" month you mean cycle buddy!!

wotsits Didn't Franz Ferdinand sing about crosshairs?

Purdey The active ingredient in that there Robot stuff is Guaifenesin. Or so Dr Google tells me.

Pug My DH would love that. His favourite thing at the moment is to draw phallic symbols in the steam on the bathroom mirror whilst I am having a soak.

Angry pubes!!! I'm in stitches

Thanks spinster and sparkster for cheering my disabled innards on.

Nanight my lunatic friends xx

Ooo good idea pug then we could splash out on a house AND a bus (TTCers on tour!)
Yay go sparkly rooting for your BFP this month

Angry pubes

Ooh a new house for us all and a zen room for choc chia seed cookies and butternut squash soup, can we have bean bags as well Sparkly

Sparkly I'm a big fan of kale and quinoa can I have a pass to the zen den

Pah! Looks like I'm out for this month, spotting much worse now, and really high temp 36.8 why did I get my hopes up so much, feel so stupid!!

Eskimo, I am so glad I am not the only one married to a 10 year old!

Sparkly, I love you! Yes, it will be our month!

Hang on hang on.... I have just realised the flaw in our housebusplan.... How are we going to get upduffed if we leave our sperm donors partners at home and move in together

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease can we have a Nutella room?

Think I spotted marysprayer back there - how are you getting on??

Hmm good point pug presses pause on the music and takes off party hat

Oh god. I was just going to tell spinning and sparkly I'm making a deliciously Ella's best lunch bowl for my lunch tomorrow, but there's going to be a Nutella room?!!!!

Oh frog I'm sorry, have a

Wait... No Nutella room?

Angry pubes! Hahaha woolly.

Is it weird that I said 'angry pubes' I my hear to the tune of smelly cat.

"Angry Pubes.. Angry Pubes... what are they feeding you.
Angry Pubes... Angry Pubes... Spilled jizz is your lu-u-unch"

I'm in for a mn tour bus. We can buy it with our FECK money. Where we going first?

Oh frog. X

Oh frog no :(

I am just imagining the weekly Ocado home delivery shopping list:

Pregnancy tests x 100
Nutella
Kale
Quinoa
Cough medicine
Special TTC vitamins
Miscellaneous baking ingredients

Sound about right?

I like the catchily named zen den, but who am I kidding, I will be in the Nutella room!

Pug, we will let them come round a few nights a month to donate their sperm, then kick them out again.

pug I reckon we can AI via Fed-Ex. Or have conjugal visits like prisoners. If we get smashed on white lightening and shag round the back of the bus we'll all be pregnant by Easter, easy. It worked for loads of girls in my school.